E11 Murphs Reaction to the Canadian Freedom Convoy /Zac's Odd Story of Being Reunited with College Friends

Murph: 0:10

Mr. Buddy what's going on? We're back I know again hard to believe that he's still keep waiting for you to text me being like we're done like okay, skip bad breakup.

Zac Saleski: 0:21

What's going on? Welcome. Yeah, I forgot forgot to announce the Navy naval glaze podcast like 10 times just a little bit sprinkle of American air sprinkle Canadian even though they're kind of in hot water. But you know what? We're okay. Words. Everyone's in hot water on hot water. No water is

Murph: 0:38

better other places. But yes, that's yes. We're we're all in hot water at this point.

Zac Saleski: 0:42

Canada's Canadian. Thanks for stopping by there, buddy. See you next week.

Murph: 0:49

Don't you know well, water.

Zac Saleski: 0:52

Oh, God. We are man. It's been been a while and yeah, I was

Murph: 0:59

tired this time. Yeah, it's an extra shot to cocaine. Yes. Or I did. I don't know. Someone did it. It was there and it's gone. So it's all I just

Zac Saleski: 1:06

extra shots of pre workout. You just again, I said no. He said, Come on.

Murph: 1:10

It's what the real people do. It's what the real podcast do.

Zac Saleski: 1:12

You say? Come on big vagina. Let's go exactly. For you guys feel like you're being bullied. Make sure you call the bully hotline.

Murph: 1:18

And he won't you just internalize those fear of those feelings and push them down. So that eventually you just want to take some sort of public rage on a Chipotle worker. So that's usually how it works. Wow, that really hit home. I know. That's how we do it.

Zac Saleski: 1:34

Oh, boy, as you guys can tell

Murph: 1:37

podcast right there. Oh, he got there. He can't pitch me about that. Now. You're right. But it's fine.

Zac Saleski: 1:44

If you guys don't know Ken is on hot water and they're getting frustrated. So that's why Murphy is getting slightly sassy. Tonight.

Murph: 1:50

I've totally That's totally what it is. Yep. I hate my boxers. Nothing like that. No special detergent, just sassy Canadian this. Canadians don't get angry. They just get sassy. Apparently we

Zac Saleski: 2:00

just watch a video on Canada. It's like Trudeau was he basically was saying like I feel safer in a Black Lives Matter protests rather than this convoy that's coming through. That's the testing, you know, vaccine requirements for truckers going in now from Canada to the US. And the worst part is like these truckers finally made Ottawa, Canada. They're just like, just stopping traffic. And it's just the funny thing that to me about the whole broadcast. They were saying like they're just picking up people and you hey, you're going to Ottawa, go. Hop on in. We're getting off convoy.

Murph: 2:34

Jeez, yeah, well, well,

Zac Saleski: 2:36

you don't conflict. Right? You take that?

Murph: 2:37

Well, I'm not sure if everyone knows this. But I guess to make sure that it's appropriately understood. Ottawa is like the quote unquote, country's capitals. That's where like the parliament building is, and all that. So it's not like they just picked a random place in Canada. And we're like, let's go there. It's like, no, they went to Ottawa to protest that they have to get vaccinated, which I did admire which you have to admit this. Sometimes the American news does an awful job at this. But this feed that we watched, did acknowledge that the Americans require the same thing. Yeah. So it's just Unfortunately, though, in Canada, I imagine like you're a bit louder, but Well, I think like Europe, too, because at least my family I've talked to is like, they've been under harsher crackdowns than the US. And of course, all they hear in the news is about what the US is doing and all this stuff. So basically, at this point, now, they have been pushed to this. They just don't, they're tired of it all. So it's just like, yeah, it's which you'd never thought you'd hear somebody say that about Canadians. But yes, they have buttons, and they've been pushed, and now they're pissed. switch can be a good or a bad thing. But you feel today. I don't know this. But yeah, you have to bet though. You heard the number one. It was hate. It was like, it could even walk outside in parks. Like it was like, That's how bad it was like it was just craziness.

Zac Saleski: 3:55

It was equivalent of Australia. Yeah. You know, without the camp. Exactly.

Murph: 3:59

So it's just like, yeah, like they were fine with the beginning. But like everything, we're just we're all sick and tired. And the data is life worth living. You just stuck inside all the time and afraid of a cough.

Zac Saleski: 4:09

This podcast is brought to you by Canadian tourism. Exactly. Visit Canada.

Murph: 4:13

It's fun up here a

Zac Saleski: 4:15

it's always something to do.

Murph: 4:18

But I do know some do. I do know some people after Trudeau was elected, definitely we're kind of like slapping themselves in the face. Like, why the heck did that happen? Yeah. So going back to the the joke he made. Yes, it was a horrible comment. And it scares me how some people become and get into politics that just don't know how to string a sentence together. Or don't like you, like just go off the cue cards.

Zac Saleski: 4:43

citizenry or multi like they're not true Canadians. What the hell are they?

Murph: 4:47

I don't know. I I'm not derelicts, right. I'm not I'm not supporting him. But I do know a lot of people go have business in Canada and in the US, but they live on one side of the border compared to the other So I don't know, it's easy. You can go by Canada flag and wave and look like a Canadian but not be a Canadian. So that's like where maybe I could slightly understand that mentality. But it's not right for him to say it. Obviously, there's gonna be a good majority those people are Canadian.

Zac Saleski: 5:14

To be fair, we saw a guy was a weed Canada flag. So

Murph: 5:17

by writing theory is because he was huge on legalizing weed control. And that is like, no, no, no, he's usually was weed. And I think that's why he got elected. That is my theory, because I again, you guys have said it on this podcast million times. Exactly. No, I do bare minimum to no research. I just go everything off secondhand. And if I remember correctly, his father was a prime minister, but he has no education into politics. He was actually a school teacher, before he became a prime minister, if I remember that correctly. So I didn't talk down to my teacher, right? I'm not saying teachers aren't educated like that. I'm not saying anything like that. But I think Unfortunately, nowadays, with politics, you kind of need to be versed in it a little bit like you kind of have to know what you're doing, like Gone are the days that you could just have an education and decide people's fates nowadays, kind of like everything is just so convoluted in so much gray area that it's like you kind of have to have experience to kind of know what you're doing kind of thing. Like 20s anymore. No, zero. Yeah. Or the 1800s and the 1700s. Where I was like, Oh, you went to college, like, good. You're in now. It's like, yeah, it's

Zac Saleski: 6:22

good. Harrison is not another age. Yeah, I don't know why it's regardless president on that one.

Murph: 6:29

I was gonna say, why'd you go? Yeah, it's randomly thrown that on Sue. It's funny, because like, it's always like, to like Benjamin Harrison, like, very serious looking president but like, like Ulysses S. Grant, who was a general and then became president. Where that's why I was like, at all Ohio people.

Zac Saleski: 6:45

You were noticed and I still I love this a hell of a segue.

Murph: 6:48

Yeah, perfect. We had to get off it as well. We're trashing Canada too much, or one person to die inside. Or one person is gonna throw Yeah, you're right. I'm throwing a fit.

Zac Saleski: 6:57

Now you Yeah, it's just funny, cuz any any list I ever see of people who judge US presidents the one thing it's always constant, like we have this stretch of very mediocre presidents. And ironically, about 90% of them came from Ohio, because there's like, what six

Murph: 7:12

are very mediocre state. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's probably what

Zac Saleski: 7:17

it is. This is why the state is the way it is. It's how we are acing this college football and that's it corn and depression and college football except for the Bengals right now. And right now it's gonna suck it. That's all.

Murph: 7:28

So a little butthurt huh.

Zac Saleski: 7:30

I've never seen a coaching staff single handedly Louis has a game when they're up to dos.

Murph: 7:35

Actually, though. I don't think you're like I don't think you were like that. But I find it funny how Andy Reid was the Savior. And now this one bad playoff run. He's like, get rid of them.

Zac Saleski: 7:44

All do these cheese fans drove me nuts, right. I can't stand

Murph: 7:48

like Guy. Same thing. How some chocolate? Put an ice pack on your stomach. You'll get through the cramps like this. Yes. I'm basically saying they're going right there. That imagery.

Zac Saleski: 7:59

Thank you, Murph. Dr. Marsh. Exactly. Yeah. That was like the last episode we did right before right before we played the bills. Yes, God, that was rough. But you go from like a really good game to one that's just like half good and then you just completely lose it in the second half. And I'm

Murph: 8:18

done. Cater, right, though. They had a big leads. And honestly remember 18.8? Yeah, I remember being like, oh, halftime Wow. They're up by a lot, like, probably don't even need to turn it on. And then next thing, you know, I was like, wait, what

Zac Saleski: 8:32

you had to do was run the ball. That's all I needed to do.

Murph: 8:36

Yeah. I think my favorite thing I always find hilarious is you watch these documentaries on slick hard knocks on HBO. And you see, like, these wide receivers train and their job is to run fast and catch a ball. They like get themselves really close to the machine to catch the ball. The gloves are super sticky, like all this stuff. And I felt one of the most defining plays was I think mahomes through Tyreke Hill, and he was falling backwards. And most people even myself know when you catch a football, usually you do something like this. Yeah. And he was like this and it went through his hands hit him in the facemask to hop back out and was intercepted. And I was like, that is the superstar wide receiver that wearing the diamond chain with the diamond teeth and is talking all sorts of Mad game and that and when you need to make a catch, that's what he does when he makes that when that happens, like and I know the guy pulled them a little bit maybe the ball was in the perfect spot, but I'm like, You're paid millions of dollars, you're to run a route. And I know you gotta do it really fast and you got to be in good shape. That's fine. And to catch a football which they put all these videos on social media of all these insane catches they can do and all this stuff and they've got the sticky gloves that literally the moment you clap, you can move your hands like it's just like and yet you can't bring that ball in is like baffles me bringing that ball in son right? Yeah, seriously though, like I Appreciate cockiness, but I hate cockiness when you're not performing how you need to perform. So like, if you're an average player, probably don't deserve to be cocky. Even if you're slightly above average player, if you are a superstar player, talk, talk your shit then go for it. But like just baffles me where I'm like, that's your job as a writer receiver like, and especially Zack knows this because I comment every time he catches the ball. And he immediately takes one step back, and he does these quick little bursts. And I'm like, dude, three guys just came to you. By the time you just wasted 80% Your energy doing that little dance, like in the announcers? Look at that. It's like he's playing tag out there. And I'm like, Why do you feed into his ego? Like, he just lost three hours after that cash, like Gronkowski is a weird guy, but at least like he catches the ball. It's for progress. Like so stuff like that, like you don't care for progress. No, it's like, if you don't, or Kelsey at least tells catches the ball. He fucking runs the ball. He just shuts the hell up and runs the ball. Tyree kill. It's like, let's do this. Let's do that. Right here, right there. And next, you know, it's like you just lost like five yards you got tackled, like,

Zac Saleski: 11:04

a times he does do it because you kind of have only one that can really get away with it because he's so agile. And you just really honestly turn on a really small angle to the point where it's like, as soon as he gets the ball, boom, turns around jumps, jumps, jumps, as soon as someone's like, either remotely slow or over, pursued. Bam, right. Because any resolve, it's all about, like yards after catch,

Murph: 11:24

correct. That's how football. That's weird. I thought that was what football is about. I thought that was a wide receiver.

Zac Saleski: 11:30

You surprised with some offensive philosophy a lot of go backwards. Oh, Shawn,

Murph: 11:34

I like 1320. I don't like 32. I like 30 and 20.

Zac Saleski: 11:39

Well, like the whole game. I mean, it was if you look at it from a coaching standpoint, on the defensive side, it was like it was some of the worst positions I could be in most of the time. Like, if you guys ever watched football, again, just look at the further like your favorite teams defense. They're ever in third and seven are shorter than that. It's very difficult to call play because you're like, I don't know whether to protect long or short or do some blitz or just not. So it's very difficult to figure that out. I

Murph: 12:05

have to get yet a chess match. Just kind of figure out what the offense is running all game. Yeah, ideally

Zac Saleski: 12:10

38 or more. That's kind of where they want to be a lot of times so if interesting, if I'm ever like when I was overseas in Germany film like 1312 or 1310 I feel comfortable. I was like, Alright, I can run a little bit fancy stuff in the box. I can sit back and then force these idiots to throw the ball up in the air. Nice, but if it's certain 513 Six, you're like, I don't know what to do. But it's like all game was like that. I'm like, somebody is gonna be on spying on those but oh, well, there's a little glimpse into foosball. Murphy is gonna give you the non partisan on that one.

Murph: 12:42

Yeah, that's just my opinion. I guess that's why if I wasn't friends with you, I probably would not be at all into football because it's just right. It's just big personalities. I get paid a lot of money that don't do as much as they think they're doing. So it's just like, some of them do some of them what Tyrese some of them are worth the money. But others I'm just kind of like it just annoys the shit out. It's just like it's unfortunately hockey's game that way to where it's you have one or two good seasons and you just coast on that for the rest of your career. Like I guess that's like a job. You have one or two good years and make company a lot of money. And then you can just coast on that. So it's just like, Well, yeah, that's just guys. That's free Catholic. Yeah. Probably on steroids. I don't think he's ever had a concussion or really has he's gotten away with it. So I don't know I'm the ever has to have a gun away with a big guy. So

Zac Saleski: 13:27

oh, by the way, I saw something this week. I hate this. Like start off with sports for the whole damn time. Cannon sports.

Murph: 13:32

Yep. Fun stuff.

Zac Saleski: 13:34

That's what they listen for. Exactly. It's the Canadian ESPN guy. That's what we're doing.

Murph: 13:39

That's called TSN. Yes, yes, sir. Yeah, yes.

Zac Saleski: 13:42

I saw was it this week since Blackhawks have still have the vacancy for new geo position? I was just I just saw, they're like, we're putting together a committee. But we're having x players. Everyone decide. I was like, What is this high school? You're I don't I don't know if that's normal? Or if that's good.

Murph: 13:56

I'm confused. Yeah, that's a good question has never gone this long. Most of the time. Yeah. Unfortunately, unfortunately, as we talked about the podcast, like it was a unique situation, they lost their GM, the management wasn't ready for it. So now they're trying to do everything they can to get somebody but they haven't done the research yet. I also think too, damn, the seasons not going very well. So I think they're also kind of strong up a little publicity by doing all this stuff. So I think when they say that, which is like most frustrating things about hockey, it's like when someone gets hurt, they'll say upper body injury, and you have no idea what that means. I think that's kind of like what this case it's like, the Blackhawks are such a historic and great organization that they do care about their love. Like it's a big thing. It's a big deal for them. But I think this is kind of more like a show slash just letting the fans know that whoever they get as a GM. They're not just saying this is a good name. He's got to experience we're going to bring him in. It's they want to make sure he's a culture fit. They want to make sure he's doing what the fans want to see as well as what the players want to see. And I think that's kind of what that move means. I cannot sorry, I

Zac Saleski: 14:59

know I was gonna say like I imagine they're probably taking their time because it's probably a media nightmare for them. Oh, er nightmare. They're just like, oh, it's gonna be a big deal. Yeah, so we're just probably gonna let everything die their own. And maybe

Murph: 15:10

they're just doing everything they can to transition off of what? Yeah, bad stuff that happens. So they're probably going to string this GM thing along for a little bit. You know, they've got the coach from the miners up right now, you know, all that kind of stuff. So I, I don't think he I think that's where he's been said that he's not gonna be sticking around no matter what, like they'll be bringing in another coach. So they'll kind of use that to string along for a little bit. So I think basically, it's like time to kind of cool the fires of being like, hey, instead of focusing on the horrible management of that awful situation, focus on the how horrible the team's doing right now. But all the fun stuff to look ahead to and all the changes to your job, do it. Yeah,

Zac Saleski: 15:47

well there and this team is full of emotional damage, right, honestly, as

Murph: 15:51

the picture they're painting, which is kind of like is true is that a lot of their big stars are aging out. So it's like this new paradigm shift was going to happen eventually. Because like, yeah, Patrick Kane, Jonathan Taves. They're just all getting old, and they're gonna have to retire soon. So I think that's kind of the whole idea that I'll have to admit, I think the Blackhawks are doing a great job. And is that like, they're kind of being like, Okay, this horrible thing happened. Let's get the bad publicity off of us. We'll just kind of continue to paint that new things are coming new sheriff in town, all that stuff. The old days are gone. And these newer days are coming. Yeah. So that's kind of my two cents on it. But I don't have any insider info on that. That is just kind of my lie. I was not fishing. Murph. That's fair. That's fair. That is but just in case people think that is my opinion of house.

Zac Saleski: 16:38

Porch looking outside waiting for the storm.

Murph: 16:40

Seriously. Yeah. Especially to Chicago is such a tough, tough market to be because they expect good things from their hockey team. So basically, they're off market, so it's safe

Zac Saleski: 16:50

to use the term but they're basically rebuilding with the core piece being your brother.

Murph: 16:54

No, no, no, I got Seth Jones. Okay. You won't treat you don't trade for Seth Jones. It makes that much money and him not being a corn. I'm not saying your defense make the

Zac Saleski: 17:03

face but top three, marketing? Maybe no. Maybe not. Maybe I think he's kind of like in that area was like he's experienced. He's well liked.

Murph: 17:11

I think maybe unfortunately, it's the same is the same thing unfortunate my dad had. But yeah, is that they see him more as he's good publicity. He does all the stuff they asked for to be out in the community, but probably one of those that he has, unfortunately, what Yeah, well, he's unfortunately I call a transition guy. That sounds kind of weird. But basically, it's like this, right? Basically, it's like, he's someone that's reliable. And he's somebody that you know, you might want on there while there's uncertainty. But once you can get something better, he'll lose a spot, if that makes sense. So it's like, you know, he's maybe near the end of his career he'll like, like, yeah, exactly as like a day or two, his great career, you know, they could maybe like a young playoff team might bring them in for like a playoff push for the experience he has. But I yeah, I don't think he's there yet. I think kind of Yeah, few more years. It'll, it'll get there. I think also, if he got into the playoffs a few more times, I would help but I don't know what's gonna happen in Chicago. But yes, like, that's, that's unfortunately, kind of what I see. Or a Chicago sees him as he stays there for a few more years, while they continue with their prospects. And then by the time he's ready to retire, or maybe they get rid of them, the prospects are ready to come up to fill his spot. And then they already have their core forward players doing well that they're kind of ready to start getting playoff flush. Like that's how these teams are built now where it's like, I think that's the only way you can transition well, is that you have your good players that got to the playoffs. Yeah, you continue doing right by them and doing the best you can, but you just kind of keep bringing in these little pieces to like, you know, so that's good players make them better. And then

Zac Saleski: 18:46

Blackhawks like, I'm actually really surprised. Cuz usually, you know, you get that point where everyone gets old and you start to move out and then you're like, well, new coach, new philosophy, let's get them out. And then All right, another two, three years, but they've been like, alright, well, these pieces here, those pieces there, then they're like, you're still competitive.

Murph: 19:03

So like, yeah, back to your original thing you mentioned Yeah, though, those guys being brought in, in the GM. I think, you know, those are big role guys and big guys with the program after they finished hockey. So it's kind of like, you know, there'll be bumping into them and like that kind of stuff. Not like some random alums. I grabbed and said, Hey, go do this, like now. It's like, no, it's like, it's like, yeah, it's like we interview for a job and you meet people that are on the job that are gonna be your co workers interview with them. Like it's like,

Zac Saleski: 19:28

I just get worried because like they're shopping this around the the fans and whatnot. They're like, hey, look, we're doing some right so

Murph: 19:33

the fans like those players they packed too I know that so yeah, that's so we'll see. Anyway, it's interesting. It's gonna be some big stuff. So obviously they're gonna take their time so they might not

Zac Saleski: 19:42

well, there's your Blackhawks update, right since I know we get Ravis Blackhawks fan.

Murph: 19:47

Right. Chicago is just like our Zehra SAR is listening, but they're not actually Nope, there's

Zac Saleski: 19:52

some Chicago people. There you go here, right. Good point. Maybe Miami, maybe it's from your babies maybe really nice. Unbeliev right here we are.

Murph: 20:02

Oh, but I forgot to mention last game. So they're playing tonight. It was Monday, like they played last quarter score. So that was exciting. So he was pretty pumped about God. So that's good. Yeah. So you know, I think it's career high yet mount of goals but he's up there this year. I think it's like three,

Zac Saleski: 20:18

four. So like that. Yeah. So just getting there from the tires like the fires read that right.

Murph: 20:21

Exactly. Go it's got to go. He's got the goalscoring stick, guys. Let's see if we make it.

Zac Saleski: 20:26

He's got the belt. Exactly. Blackhawks belt Blackhawks belt?

Murph: 20:29

I think no, wait. Yes, they do belt this right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Arizona every belt too.

Zac Saleski: 20:34

Every time I see I watch those videos can always pop up randomly on that Facebook. I'm like Florio always gets them up, down.

Murph: 20:41

Raising you doing good. Good. Yeah. Just kind of one of the big reasons they're still in games half the time. He just speaks French every time he gets the belt. just funny. That makes French Canadian. Yes. I know. Nothing's actual French. Like street French street. French street French.

Zac Saleski: 20:55

Sounds like some good sounds like those three fresh food.

Murph: 20:58

I was gonna say sounds like something you pay a prostitute for this Ordos? You guys have

Zac Saleski: 21:03

a son Earth for freedom fries, not French fries. Oh, geez. Go to a gym. Don't call me Donald's. Those are bad. Bad cravings. Yes. You shouldn't be loving it.

Murph: 21:16

He knows once was in China, we have to ride a bike to power your cell phone while you're there. Like incredible. Yeah, it's actually like a really great idea. Damn, boy.

Zac Saleski: 21:27

What a time Oh, geez.

Murph: 21:28

What a time What time do you live?

Zac Saleski: 21:29

I know. Good luck corner. Yep. Got all that figured out. That fun thing. So we're doing good PR today,

Murph: 21:35

hopefully. Oh, no. Well,

Zac Saleski: 21:36

we'll show him something. Yeah, time to shoot on things. Well,

Murph: 21:39

wait, I've been I've been dying. I don't know if another great transition. Can we hear about this wedding story or what's going on? Oh, yeah. I Zack has been trying to tell me some stuff and like, you know what, for the podcast, let me weeks I'm gonna give my authentic reactions to these stories, because all right, it's that these are the preface I will give as an outside individual before Zac goes in to talk about so. What is x college buddies? Yes. Got married this weekend. These are all buddies that he lived with. And I think Matt after I graduated, I think it was like, what, two years that you live with them that I was gone? Yeah, but two years. Yeah. So you met these guys live with them? All sorts of crazy stories, insane personalities. But basically every time they all get together and do something. There's the most epic weirdest, and hilarious shit happens like I'm probably overselling it. No, like, it's like, the craziest things that you're thinking like one only in America. And two, like very What the fuck? Like seriously, like, honestly, some of these things. I'm like, people could go to prison probably. But it's just like, yeah, it's it's a high note. Getting started.

Zac Saleski: 22:50

Here we go. I've been so for like the last so it's actually this past weekend. So we're filming. Right? Filming and recording on the second Wednesday where yes,

Murph: 22:58

and yeah, by the ground all day. Yeah. Fucking weeks of winner damn s. Punxsutawney Phil.

Zac Saleski: 23:05

All right. Well, all right,

Murph: 23:06

there you go. Just like there's a weather report decided that they're like, look over there go for Vine seen its shadow and ran away. Let's make this a holiday. six more weeks of winter. I know people like it was the farmers but as I was like, come on, like we know a thing or two because we've seen anything. That's what we should do. Actually, we should do a video where we go into farmers only and ask them Bob.

Zac Saleski: 23:25

I like how Murph like segwayed into this thing and they took it away.

Murph: 23:28

Sorry. Alright, we're done.

Zac Saleski: 23:29

Let me tell ya

Murph: 23:30

back to the wedding. Because it was like, you know, let's just say some groundhogs are popping out. You know, I'm saying that's what

Zac Saleski: 23:35

a lot of people

Murph: 23:37

are like, okay, yes,

Zac Saleski: 23:40

no, sorry. I've been trying to like be trying to figure out how to like really structure this because there's a lot of stuff don't just go with it. Just go with it. Okay. Like Murph said, yeah. So after like I used to live with Murph in college first foremost for kind of add on stuff, he said, but we kind of live with a lot of hockey guys. And I think after he left, I was just like, man, it's gonna be weird. I should probably just do like a random face whenever he gets a college roommate, generally roommate, or my generator, just, you know, they try to match your hobbies or whatever it is. Yeah. And luckily, I was very fortunate to live with except for probably one of them. Yes. Okay. Well, little weird.

Murph: 24:17

I meet them. I don't know if I've ever AJ. Oh, yeah.

Zac Saleski: 24:20

To do that used to turn on the heat to like 84 degrees during the winter time. Yeah. Right. That's how you used to laugh at people. So I've ever roommate one time, just say sorry, my roommate, Whose wedding I went to was his name's Jack. And he's like, No, Jack Black. No. It was Wednesday my dudes waiting. Damn it. Well, you know, your podcast. Oh, sorry. Our podcast. I know. You read sorry. No. So I just remember AJ turn on this one winner. He turned on 84 degrees. Why is it so high walk out like for degrees and things like that, I'm like, No, I'm not paying for the heat. So he asked her out he finds out is our kind of weird roommate AJ. He's like, Ha, did you turn up the heat? No. You think I'm joking? It's exactly how it sounds like every caricature of for this weekend. You guys may think I am drunker. Oh, no, I

Murph: 25:18

Yeah. Does it is spot on. No, Zach's pretty good. Very good impersonation.

Zac Saleski: 25:22

Well, there's at least I've worked on for way too long. But But basically, it was Jack's wedding this past weekend. He's known Kathleen for so long. And guys, probably five years now. They've been thankful

Murph: 25:33

that I was in college though, right? Yeah, man. Probably my 10 years coming up for college. Or I can tell we go,

Zac Saleski: 25:39

man, but I like

Murph: 25:41

alright, well,

Zac Saleski: 25:42

it's like, I think oh, man, it was it was Jack myself, Chris, who you guys will get to know very well. Yeah. Well, Jack's very good friends. Andy. I think Tucker in Mead, which are both in the Air Force with them. Nice. So

Murph: 25:54

Jack did make it I wish

Zac Saleski: 25:57

I was hoping he's the milkshakes. One of those you don't watch shows up randomly like

Murph: 26:02

he did. You would have had to tell me the stories anyway. So it's fine.

Zac Saleski: 26:06

But it's it. This is really, really epic. So it's like, I can't even

Murph: 26:11

literally I think the police should have been on standby when you guys all got together. That's like, especially when you get there military people. Shit gets extra hard. That's our you know what I mean? Yes, God, I meant it. God. I said it. And I meant it.

Zac Saleski: 26:26

You take it away. You

Murph: 26:27

like you? Yes. But giggity

Zac Saleski: 26:30

I actually I actually knew Chris before I met Jack. So Chris, like, we went to like the same satellite campus at Miami. So we're just kind of like, I knew him for about a year and a half before I introduced him to Jack and then then they find out they're both probably quickly clarify both the Air Force together. So they're like, Okay, yeah,

Murph: 26:47

he's trying to clarify, clarify, for those that don't know, satellite is a branch campus. So basically, a lot of the big campus schools to make more money will then also create a separate school to send people but it's like you get to pay less than tuition and all that stuff. So Miami was in Hamilton, Ohio, which is like it's got a crack capital of Ohio. But that wasn't like terrible. No, but like, Yeah, but anyway, that's so yeah, just to clarify that in case people are like, What the hell is a satellite? I'd probably think he went to space. Yes, I want to say so. I'm sure it's in us in Europe, and I think Canada

Zac Saleski: 27:18

haven't Yeah, they have one in Luxembourg. Okay, cool. Oh,

Murph: 27:22

yeah. Miami. Yeah, we have a connection with Luxembourg. Yeah, yeah.

Zac Saleski: 27:25

But it was like you know, it's cheaper so it's nice and he's still got the same degree so everything works out so I actually and that was shit. So actually, I met Chris You know, probably the format Jack and then after a while I end up meeting you know, basically introduced those two and then things kind of happened from there. So that's why Murph Sal porno start today. That's how that's why Murph keeps talking about the story there's so many nights out whenever Yes, basically end up going down to Cincinnati State for a couple nights down there. Turns out to at that time, they had like one of the nastiest like snowstorms they've had in

Murph: 27:56

years. I don't know though compared to this weekend coming up on their show. And yeah, like nothing close to it. Okay. The Columbus Wow, that sucks wedding in a huge snowstorm. A huge snowstorm. Okay,

Zac Saleski: 28:06

no salt. No, nothing like

Murph: 28:07

I can't find the white. She can't find the white. Can't find the brightest to white. I can

Zac Saleski: 28:12

find the white. I see the white.

Murph: 28:16

I'm like an old person with schizophrenia

Zac Saleski: 28:19

talk. But, man like it was it was so weird because I haven't seen Jack and maybe a few months time for about six months. And then it was probably I haven't seen Chris for years. So it's been a number of years. So I remember. I think last time was a jack so I was I basically where he basically said to me, Oh, hey, you're gonna be my groomsmen be great. I'm like, Oh, this is weird. I barely even talk to you in the last couple years. All

Murph: 28:43

right. I said hello, first. Hello.

Zac Saleski: 28:47

But we end up having like a wedding rehearsal. We go the wedding rehearsal we do through everything. And cheese, man. Like, first of all, the church is nice. And it's nice. It's small. Like it's really well decorated. But I'll be honest, you get a lot of damn people who get their nose in the stuff that should not have a nose. Nothing's ever What do you mean? Because we're going through the rehearsal and there's a bunch of like women like, well, I'll just let me tell you because my wedding, or the weddings I've seen they do things like this. It's like, Oh my God. It's not your wedding.

Murph: 29:20

Chill out people that can't. Yeah, shut their mouths.

Zac Saleski: 29:23

No. That's like one things I really kind of irked me it's like who the hell as you know what? It is at your wedding. We're all just invited here to stop. So always drama. I. So we're going through all this stuff. And they're like, are you just gonna take this girl down the aisles? Like, who's gonna take you out first? And Jack's bride Kathleen. She's a Filipino. So it's like they have their own customs traditions. They're trying to insert into the wedding and they're like, oh, we'll just add this. We'll add that. So weddings, like twice as long as we really should be. Oh, geez. Okay. All right, whatever. It's your wedding. I'm just here and

Murph: 29:58

it's a great wedding guests.

Zac Saleski: 29:59

I love I was just like cracking jokes the whole time and all the Air Force guys was like, Man, look this guy. He's not. All we gotta

Murph: 30:07

do is build camaraderie.

Zac Saleski: 30:08

Exactly. See part of a team? Exactly.

Murph: 30:11

Ha. That's the Marines cool. Sound like you surprised? Oh, yeah. So they do see the movies. Movie. Yeah. But

Zac Saleski: 30:21

yeah, it's after after we got done with the rehearsal. Everyone felt half decent. And then we we went actually went down the street to a restaurant where they kind of they ended up reading it out called Don't laugh my cock and bull

Murph: 30:37

took a while to sink in, as it got a nice,

Zac Saleski: 30:39

it's just like a old British pub. It was, of course Nice. Yeah, it was it was awesome. It took us up to the second level and we're all just like they're just having food. You know, we had drink tickets, everything. So we're just sitting there just drinking Chris's? I gotta tell you, Chris is very particular. He's Yeah, he understands and you guys are probably gonna be all triggered and whatnot. But he likes to trigger warning. He likes to break women down mentally. Not for any bad reasons. Really. Unless something really nefarious. I know. Enjoys fucking with people. Yeah, like in a weird mental way. Yeah, but it's also kind of funny in a way. But you guys are probably like, sounds awful, whatever. But it's just some of the stuff he's done in the past. It's like,

Murph: 31:20

you actually make a good detective like EBC. Like, just like you said, the way he reads cues and the way he can like kind of figure out how to push buttons, but not go. Not that like by the end of the discussion. You're like, fuck that guy. You're kind of like, Huh,

Zac Saleski: 31:33

you moreso respect him rather than mine. Right? But it's like, the thing with Chris was so weird. It's like, it's weird seeing him again. Because, you know, I'm still like in college mode sometimes with him. And some of the things that we've done and when I saw was always weird, but he said they're like drinkin, and I'll never forget, the first thing I see him was he's like, he pulls up with wine. And I was like, Chris, what the hell are you doing is like, this is where all the caricatures gonna start coming out. Like,

Murph: 32:03

he's got this one.

Zac Saleski: 32:05

He's like, Listen, man, there's like, there's no more wine glasses. So I got this plastic one kind of feel cheap. I'm like, Okay.

Murph: 32:14

What scares me is how accurate that is, like less bad every it's like not even that I wouldn't say it's a list but just like it's a high pitch like high voice and he's a tall guy. And he's, like, high voice and his, the way he draws out his essence. It's hilarious, but like, but also like, it kind of works for him. Like you're kind of like you don't you're not bothered by it.

Zac Saleski: 32:32

You know, we're about him. It's like he's so unathletic. But his dad was like, what? He's actually his dad's actually on the leading scorers for the Cincinnati basketball team. And so it's just

Murph: 32:41

kind of got that build he's lanky tall guy got that built in tall but if you hit the gym, he would be what but yeah,

Zac Saleski: 32:48

that's the thing was complaints about his arthritis. Listen, man, I got arthritis

Murph: 32:52

on the Air Force. Anyway, so yeah,

Zac Saleski: 32:55

they already gave me money.

Murph: 32:56

I already tell the bar name like cock and bull. You're not getting wine. They're like, that's like the beer house.

Zac Saleski: 33:02

It's such a I've been to weddings and parties. You name it with different like ethnicities, but there was something about white people and Filipinos are just so funny because white people just chillin like so you get you get some air force guys. You're like, Alright, I want to drink a little bit. Want to have a few beers? I'm gonna have some liquor. I'll be good. And then you got the Filipinos are like, Alright, now it's time to drink. It's like Oh, god.

Murph: 33:26

Yeah, I don't know how to explain my brother said that to about his girlfriend Serbian said the same thing like Serbian weddings. Like they go like it's a big party and other cultures. Like in the US. It's like you spend a lot of money but it's like you only do a few hours and then everyone goes home whereas like it's my brother said the Serbian weddings. They closed the place down like literally people are like you need to leave and they're like, it's two o'clock and they're like, and they're still going strong. Like it's crazy, right? Yeah,

Zac Saleski: 33:49

I mean at this point is like the night before the wedding. So I'm just trying to like get a feel for the people and the place so the hands are tied, because we all got like matching ties for the next day. And I'm like, Oh, this be good. We finally got our food good ask food combo doing it. I would love to sponsor your cocking bowl. Y'all go get some you know I love

Murph: 34:05

that sponsorship. But continue.

Zac Saleski: 34:07

To kaka bowl. You say that for no reason at all

Murph: 34:10

during right you like the taste of cockin bowl?

Zac Saleski: 34:14

You do? Yes. Tell me more Aereo but it's it was such a weird thing because just seeing Chris and then Jack's friend Andy and I'm gonna get some weird listens here for the rest of the time. Andy sounds like not so much now cuz he's more calm. But when you kind of get him riled up a little bit or him speaking fast he sounds like Cartman from South Park. Hey guys, Andy Kim. G hate increase the crap they used to say to each other was like the funniest thing I've ever heard. But no, he's a lot more like chill or a little bit spaced out. So it doesn't really sound like Cartman as much anymore. But when he like when he smokes or whatever. We're just thinking like it curious. Do you want a cigarette? It's like I don't know, man. I don't think so. Andy hunters don't want to do it. But interaction between the two are just weird. And then you get the Air Force guys. You're just like, hey man, let's drink and then out of all that stuff, I'm just trying to mentally just take this in, and I'm trying to like process it. And also I'm trying to keep an eye on Kathleen's bridesmaids for not trying to like hook up with any of the groomsmen and it's just a

Murph: 35:13

man he just being a buzzkill. That does me.

Zac Saleski: 35:15

No, no, like, I'm trying to figure out who's gonna cause the most drama. Oh, gotcha. I'm trying to stay out of it. There's a few people from Kathleen sides like that. We're just trying to start try like hook up with guys who and then trying to start stuff trying to start drama. She's like, Damn, I've been here 10 minutes we're doing this length. We'll do that. There's like a third wheel here. And it's the funniest thing I told you. I gave Murph glimpses of it. So if you know like Jack's family a little bit they actually a lot of them came out of like Chicago that's right yep. Yeah base a lot of came out Chicago they had a lot of like, you know small mob ties. So it's it's really interesting to hear like a lot of the stories they had but Jack's dad he actually so they were in Chicago they grew up in like South Side Chicago. They went through a lot of the mob stuff and they used to fight for fun things daddy's to box, too. So yes hire you'd made a lot of money. And then long story short, got into trouble bursty no other mobs or whatnot. So they end up leaving to like Green Bay mob life. Live into like Wisconsin. That's where Jack was born. Gotcha. But there's think it's checks dad's brother, uncle Mike, I got to preface this because this dude is so non PC. I think he actually was in the military as well. I think he was like a marine or okay.

Murph: 36:27

Oh, boy. Yeah, so just like indestructible.

Zac Saleski: 36:30

Just dude, like he's owed on PC. And it was the funniest thing, like everybody I know will probably be horrified. But this stuff he would say would be the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life. And the whole time. He's like, Jack, you're gonna love the seven where tomorrow? He's like, why were you Tom? I was like, I got the perfect tuxedo for the occasion. You're gonna love it. And he's like, okay, whatever, it's tuxedo. Okay, shut up. And so he turns around and he's got this look on his face. He's like all Jackson's it's the night before you get hitched? I feel like I have to get out to buy all you guys some shots as a shot. Sweet. Awesome. So he's just sitting at the on the bar, and he just sees like, there's one bartender and she's just like, talking the way out the other side. And he's like, sitting there waiting for five minutes. And I know he's gonna say something, but I know I didn't expect the thing that's gonna come out of his mouth. He turns over he's like, excuse me when your ladies are done cackling I would like to buy some shots over.

Murph: 37:26

Cheese. Oh my gosh,

Zac Saleski: 37:33

this guy buys 15 shots for like people around us and a lot of us get doubles on my cheeses. Man. What the hell? Thank God people get Jameson happy. We'll get Jack Daniels and we're just take a couple of shots or Hey, good luck tomorrow. Yeah, and then take a few shots. I'm like, Man, this is gonna be a shit show tomorrow. Oh, yeah, that's how it works though. Jeff is like oh yeah, no, no open bar. We're all done. I decided to like get back at a decent time because I want to get some sleep and just relax and I'm just like, Man, I can't wait so I put my head down. Wake up next morning got all my suit and everything all together everything's good to go. That's a whole story within itself with suit can't fit in crap anymore. But long story short, we sorry. I start getting ready to get to the cathedral. And this is where all this crap starts man it's the weirdest thing and it's like all of us start to like pile in like one by one to put the thing you understand. There was such a nasty snowstorm that day that all of us were like really late. Luckily, I was like on time so it wasn't too bad. It's like four o'clock. People had to get there for people. They want to start a fight. We had to push them back to six deer gosh. Oh, yeah. It's like I'm not kidding. I have my Waze app on there's like three accidents

Murph: 38:43

you can't drive in the snow. Yeah, that's

Zac Saleski: 38:45

all Yeah, like down to Cincinnati. Like Northern Kentucky. If you get like a dusting, it's just a shit show. Yeah, sure. Cuz they don't put salt down or anything now which is weird

Murph: 38:55

cuz I get snow a lot. But yeah, yeah,

Zac Saleski: 38:56

it's weird. Where the hell you guys doing? I don't know. But But I mean this this was pretty this was a few inches and they didn't put any salt down. So there was like three accidents on the major highway. So my Waze app is like, Alright, go to go around the whole highway system like sliding a little bit.

Murph: 39:13

Back Roads I never heard.

Zac Saleski: 39:15

Welcome to golf gobbledygook boulevards. All right. Geez. But probably gets to church, and it's probably my second wedding. I've been to but it was just it was like a weird like, influx of events. Yeah.

Murph: 39:30

Yeah. It's like, I don't never heard of anyone been like I went to a wedding. Nothing happened. It was very boring. It was normal, like, normal. A lot of things always happen. Yeah, people love to do things on wedding. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 39:43

It just it was just weird. And I'm like, I'm sitting there. People are just I can tell Jack as nervous as rightfully so he used to they're like, I've never seen Jack more nervous than probably a finals week for college. So he's just like,

Murph: 39:56

I still have nightmares about those. Oh, no, he's like

Zac Saleski: 40:00

Unlike a Jag like Congrats, man, he's like, Thanks, man. And he's got like the wedding certificate in his hands. Thanks, Ronnie. Alright, sometimes the good man is like, yeah, just so you were going down, like, don't go down the aisle with me everybody up front and everyone's asking questions like, How do you feel man, he's he's like, You know what, it's it's a lot to kind of like go through at once, but it's fine. And we're all kind of like trying to like help them coax them through everything. And you know how it is. And Chris comes off. He's like, Listen, I don't believe in weddings, but you guys are gonna do okay. That's so Chris is like, Thanks, Chris. Appreciate it.

Murph: 40:36

Like Chris thought that was the ultimate sense that he needed to hear. The best way to calm your nerves, I guess for you.

Zac Saleski: 40:44

Jack walks away to help out with a few things. And Chris is like, I give it eight months. Like you're not supposed to say that man. Like watch me. That's like Jesus Christ. This is not the first time I started. I started talking shit to each other like this. This is how we typically do it though. We don't ever like we show support in weird ways. But if we talk to each other, it's very much in a very supportive way. Yes. From here on out. Things get very hectic and very in your people's minds probably a little bit when say violent, but now it's like non supportive. You're like yes, I'm like awful people

Murph: 41:18

know that now. Yeah, no, but that's the funny part about Chris is he can say that it's supportive. But he's also real and that He thinks it's only gonna last eight months, but you're not offended by that. So it's weird. It he's weirdly can say things like that.

Zac Saleski: 41:31

I remember was like Chris was like looking around. Like the details in this church is tiny, but it was really well done really nice. And I mean, Chris, look and Ryan's like, you know, this is not a bad place for religion I don't believe in I was like, the hell's your problem. He's like, Oh, you know me Zack was like, Chris doesn't really believe in religion. So you got understand to he's such a weird shady character. The last couple months he was telling me that he was been living in like the Philippines because he just been traveling around because he actually got a good chunk of money from the Air Force for all the damage they've done on his body. She finally got the money. He's been like pressuring the Air Force for years because his knees his back on his joints are all messed up from like, carrying all the heavy equipment every single day. So they finally were able to prove all right, his lack of cartilage a lot of his joints because of the Air Force. So nice get, it's got a good chunk of money built up and so he's been traveling a little bit, pays, okay, whatever works. All I remember was later on that time, he's like, You know what, I joined a really great group of religious people. I kind of think it's a cult. But you know what, they're really nice people. It's like, that's a weird sentence. Even though my

Murph: 42:40

sitter being you know, we're back to the cult podcast that talks about hockey and football. Continue it's such a Chris line to oh my god, I

Zac Saleski: 42:49

didn't really nice people, but I can't tell if it's called. Dope probably is oh my god, you feel influenced a little. But it just it's it's just funny. Like, Chris is like doubting the religion. You've got his Air Force buddies are like, I can't wait to drink tonight. And then it's weird. Like, you have to have his Air Force buddies meet who he's really like. He's like that kind of get that pretty boy face and he obviously could get any check. He wants. Okay, then he got his

Murph: 43:17

big on YouTube,

Zac Saleski: 43:19

obviously, is another guy Tucker. He's like this really like sensitive guy who just wants to like schmooze his way to a woman. And there's two different styles of how they can like talk to women. Okay. Yep. Chris is like, I don't like you. It's like three spectrum.

Murph: 43:35

Yeah, yeah. It's easier to say Chris's, like elementary school kind of thing where he's like, Yeah, well, he'll just go to girl like, I don't like you the girls like an ND let's do this. Do you want with me?

Zac Saleski: 43:45

Just like you're disgusting. Thank you. Anyway, sorry. Yeah. But it's like this whole culmination of just weirdness that's brewing and brewing and

Murph: 43:53

then add to that and things get even weirder. Oh, yeah, here we go. I'm not even close. I like to see Bella here because this is like yeah, she's

Zac Saleski: 44:01

but then we get to a point where it's like some of the bridesmaids are Filipino and there you got a couple Filipinos you got black girl, like few other like nationality. I remember Christmas, like pointing out like with a killer killer. And then you got all these other people to like, kind of just eyeing each other. So you know, like, they're kind of setting the stage for something later. I'm like, Okay, this, that'd be fun. To be interesting. We start up for the wedding, and it's just kind of a weird, awkward experience. So they always are, but it's like, I know, I'm like walking down with the girl that's supposed to be like around my basically with a bridesmaid I'm like, Alright, I should get this time. It's the worst. Okay, this works. And then I'm like, the whole time I'm scared like tripping over myself. And I'm like, What the hell's going on? So finally we get through the whole thing and so different from like, the whole thing with rehearsal. So we're still sitting there trying to figure things out and right. I'm just like, Alright, no one's really joking. We're just trying to get through the support them whatever. And it was good everyone. Everyone had a good time. Things went off without a hitch and everything was good. So other than that, Jack got married. Things are good. Yep. objections, no objections. Good goodness, as I was alluding to Uncle Mike showed up. Yes. As he was talking about his whole tuxedo, his whole class he tuxedo he shows up and he says to Jack, he's like, Jack, I'm here. And he's like, What about your tuxedo? What the hell's going on here? He's like, got my tuxedo. And this guy is wearing military like the tan cream boots with Tatum pants and denim shirt. And he's like, and he's suspenders on with a tie. And he's like, that's not even a tuxedo. It's he's like it's a Canadian tuxedo.

Murph: 45:42

Geez, dad jokes dad jokes

Zac Saleski: 45:45

about like, ya gotta be kidding me.

Murph: 45:48

I simply couldn't find a denim jacket. Like they're definitely one of those out there. I know. Right? It's kind of weird. Yeah. Anyway, really got up top it off, right? As I say he's, what happens is half assed it.

Zac Saleski: 45:57

At this point, I'm like, nothing will surprise me anymore. Right. So basically, we get to the point where it's like, another one of Jack's relatives come in.

Murph: 46:05

That's why I can run. That's all I can remember. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh,

Zac Saleski: 46:08

my God. I remember after Uncle Mike was through Jack's older uncle comes through and Yeah, and he's kind of a weird dude. But he's like, Look, I'm not hearing

Murph: 46:17

anybody. That's normal. You're a lot of weird dude. But basically what

Zac Saleski: 46:23

it was like he gets he looks out sighs like, if anybody from the church gonna, you know, plow this up or just get the snow off. He's like, No, he's like, Alright, so the guy just started doing the whole like GE run steps that starts just shoveling everything's good.

Murph: 46:36

Nice for the ride. We're trying to slip on that. So yeah, good idea. All right. That's

Zac Saleski: 46:41

it just I was like, Well, it's

Murph: 46:42

nice. nicer. I continue.

Zac Saleski: 46:44

But um, yeah, so we end up getting to the funniest part is like, we get to the perception and like, oh, like a town over. And we get to I think it's over in Fairfield. Or over over there. And then it's actually it's like a reception hall just for celebrations. And it's actually pretty nice. And I'm, I could tell like, the whole time, I guess I found out that Andy was on something or whatever. And he was on Jack's friends. He's just like, Guys, the pastor's looking at me. It's like, what? Pastor was looking at me the whole time. Like he's waiting for something else. Like, you're paranoid, man. Just stop just cheese. But um, but when we get to the reception hall, it was it was actually pretty nice. We get there. And then they were

Murph: 47:23

Wait, did you ever find out? Well, he's odd. He kind of just left us on a cliffhanger. They're awesome, sort of edible or something. Like that's just

Zac Saleski: 47:28

odd. This whole thing weird. But basically what happened was we were getting to the part where it's like, we get the reception hall. And when I'm having was this like, Chris at this point was he started drinking pretty early and started getting toasty. Like a lot of people. Yeah, weddings. Oh, yeah. And it was really fun. Because I love walking out to a bar that people just be like, Oh, what do you want? And there's it's all free. So it's always nice.

Murph: 47:51

People always want to buy your drinks that are open bar. Yeah, basically, the whole thing

Zac Saleski: 47:55

was just so much fun. And this is where Chris goes downhill. Oh, yeah, I'll get interesting. And next, you know, we get to a point where it's like, God, I even know what parts so we get the food and everything I want you to see Chris just slowly drinking is like hey, man. You're getting hard stuff. Well, yeah, he becomes he becomes this thing guy know about Chris. He becomes best friends with like, everybody who works on the bar. Yeah. So they're like, oh, try this. Try that. Like we've been working on this working on that. And the next thing you know, it's like it turns into it turns into like this weird mix. And he starts drinking and drinking and next year No, I'm I'm just on the dance floor. Just having fun. I hear Chris sing in Frank Sinatra. He overtakes or takes the microphones are singing this Frank Sinatra take me to the moon or whatever.

Murph: 48:41

Even know all the words, actually. Yeah, it's okay. Interesting. All right. All right, you know, and some women like that. I don't know, man.

Zac Saleski: 48:48

You know, doing this weird fluid dance and Andy's spacing out. And he's like, This chick is really good, man. Everyone's dancing. And he's like, I love this chicken. I'm like, okay, good for you. And then you got me and one of the bridesmaids. flirten. And the next year I know like I see. Things kind of died down. I see Chris. Start to like, randomly I turned my head. I see him making out with a bridesmaid. Like, Oh, no. Oh, no. And obviously those two go into the bathroom. Like we all know what they're doing. They come out and first thing you hear is that one of the bridesmaids saying just echo like, why don't you tell me he has a girlfriend? I'm like, Oh my God. That's happening. Gee, so it's so hard to space it out properly. Because like, there's just so much stuff. And I remember, you know, at the end of the night, I mean, it was a great night Jack had an unbelievable time we end up going to like, ironically going to a bar in our tuxes. What

Murph: 49:42

everyone does afterwards. It's just if the bride and groom are sober enough to do it. Yeah, the problem yeah.

Zac Saleski: 49:48

Oh, the art but it's But uh, yeah, just so

Murph: 49:50

Hanky Panky in the bathroom for a wedding. That's like, you know, but it's pretty legendary.

Zac Saleski: 49:55

But the funniest part was like, when Chris ends up kissing this girl I just remember Seeing there's like a you have the tables here. And then you have like the area where the workers are coming in and out to help like food, putting the foods down and member they're coming in. They just they see Chris making out with somebody like, oh, there's like four of them in the bag just like oh my god.

Murph: 50:14

Phones come out. phones out. Exactly.

Zac Saleski: 50:17

But now like it was a really good night. And you know, Jack and Kathleen through a hell of a wedding. It was kind of weird, because like all the there wasn't a whole lot of young guys out there. Okay, young people like us, and they're out there just having fun. But there's a lot of older people in there. Like, it's 10 o'clock. We're all done. So you guys stay waiting. We'll see you around. And white people. They were just done it. It was weird. They're like, Oh, I'm tired now. I guess we're just gonna go home. Hey, congrats on your marriage, right? It was just stuff like that, man is it was I always love going back to hanging out with college guys, like people I hung out with because

Murph: 50:51

it's always a fun time. Unfortunately, we got a living room, we relive the fun days. But then we realize we're all old as hell. And sailors are way worse than they used to be. And the budgets are way tighter than they used to be. Or if not, like you just feel worse about it. So it's like yeah, just like before, it's like, you know, you work for just go to school and party. And then now it's like, I work for rent and groceries and gas and car and then you spend money on the bar and you're like, Why did I do that? So yeah, that's like, oh, yeah, but open bars helps. That always helps. But that is hilarious. That is the Jeez, that. That is crazy. That's so crazy. So Chris, it's like he actually no, you probably would tell his girlfriend he would not care. So yeah,

Zac Saleski: 51:36

but overall was it was just too much fun. But I hope you guys got a little bit of a look into college.

Murph: 51:43

Very slightly all that that's like, I don't even like scratching like the scratching the surface. Like I think you might have even just like buffered the surface. They're just like, yeah, it's fairly good shit that goes down in college. Yes.

Zac Saleski: 51:57

I'll give you guys more luck on that. But oh, yeah,

Murph: 51:59

people are like well, you go there for higher education like he Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 52:06

Oh, all that fun stuff. Hope you guys have a fun week.

Murph: 52:09

Bright, more shiny.

Zac Saleski: 52:11

First guys only

Murph: 52:12

I know. Fortunately, gotta call it college short this week. But yeah, appreciate it. As always.

Zac Saleski: 52:17

Hope you guys enjoyed that episode. 11 a maple glaze. You guys have EMS, you guys leave rating for us. Like follow subscribe on every social media. appreciate the support and see you guys next week.