Ep 13 How to Get Fat on a Tuesday

Zac Saleski: 0:11

Give them a gurgle. I don't even know very giggles Yeah, I have some sort of liquid in my mouth to gurgle giggity has he said incredible that's how we start off our podcast. Welcome to Maple glaze that's going away we gargle Maple Glazed doughnuts. This is not sponsored by anything that was we will lose that about two seconds. You guys me whoa sponsors you know I'm saying Timmy hose and the hose where we may or may not gurgle things in a mouse for sponsorships. There we go. Got it. Yes. Welcome to another week. Yes. And it's Friday. So we're drinking it is. This is actually a very special one. We Murph tell the peoples we'll be drinking Sam Adams. Coldsnap. So when it's nipply outside have a snap. We're good. There we go. From the redhead dollars. Oh, yes.

Murph: 1:00

All the gingers out there, correct. Sure. That's why I rely on the Coldsnap Exactly. Sam Adams, bro. You don't want to support the gingers British are coming. But if you're coming, I guess beautiful America. You actually gonna listen? I might. Okay. And after that intro, I'm kind of excited now. Oh, it's only downhill from here. That makes one of us. Sorry. Perfect. On the same page. There we go. After last week, same sales debacle. Same, same, same same. Oh boy. About last week. What happened? The debacle? Yeah, Canada cost model. I don't want to do this three weeks in a row. But you know what, it just gets better and better. Man, the stuff that's coming out. And Trudeau was peeing himself right now. It's hilarious. Yeah, it's not good. Let's go to the man on the ground. Learn from my house. That's 20 minutes away from yours. Yes. I have 20 minutes more north from yours. So I'm closed. Actually, no, you're more north. So you're cool. Yeah. Yeah. Murph has the scoop on the audience. They have a good little antennas, right. Talk to each other. Like, I just it's like a six cents thing. I go to sleep. I foresee some things and I wake up. And that's it. I'm up today the news? It's got a lot of Yeah, I'm honestly speechless. Just because I honestly at this point, my opinion from the very little research I've done and looked at things is probably it did kind of start as something small. And because of the government's reaction, it has turned into a full blown riot. Kind of unfortunately, like what happened in the US last summer. I was telling Zach this I find it funny that the US has been a bit of a shit show since COVID, and all that stuff. And you know, we're at the forefront of all the things we're doing wrong and all that fun stuff. To all of a sudden now it's like, oh, shit, Canada's doing things. Let's just focus everything on that. And there's like all this other stuff happening in the world and it just hilarious that they just kind of keep focusing on this Canadian thing. And I guess it's just because normally Canadians aren't so outspoken as they are right now. But the other thing I find funny is it's not even the whole country. I don't want to sound like Trudeau and say a select few. It's kind of like the people that store not Canadians know that. That's good. That's Richard Rowe fumbled the bag. He did an awful job on that. It's kind of like the people that storm the capital the US it's just like a group of them did. It got blown out of proportion like all this stuff does. And now it's turning into America's the seedy underground neo Nazi majority that runs the country and now Canada's becoming that too. Because if you dickheads chose to bring some flags with swastikas on them. It's just absolutely insane to me and I I can't say we're gonna go I sorry for you Neo Nazis that listen to this podcast, but unfortunately, I don't support your it didn't work in World War Two. It won't work now.

Zac Saleski: 3:41

That was a Kindle joke. was a really bad shot. And now we're canceled.

Murph: 3:48

No, no, no.

Zac Saleski: 3:49

This idea of a podcast is throw stuff

Murph: 3:51

out. There's a rant. Yes. No stuff drives me crazy. Like it just annoys the shit

Zac Saleski: 3:56

out of me. Because I was gonna lead into vertigo on the other side of it.

Murph: 3:59

I did though. They'll put other side yeah,

Zac Saleski: 4:02

I was actually gonna say I was like, well, it's just kind of weird how the Canadian leaders be like, You know what, we're tired of this stuff. We're tired of the vaccination passports we want to travel where we wish because we have to work and then now they're like, Oh, we don't wear a mask either. Now like the mask mandates like ended in Canada and now they actually it's weird because they actually usually don't see stuff really trickle down Canada to us as much but now it's it's like it's actually trickle down here where like school districts and other places like yeah, you have to wear masks anymore. But

Murph: 4:33

I think what helped that was there were all these congressional and may oral people don't go to schools and not wearing a mask for photo ops. That's so I feel like to like yes and no, but I will agree. I think because Canada is so strict and so left side of things. I think the US is like oh shit even Canada like Europe is doing it like so many people are letting it up. We better let it go up to but the mass thing baffles me I don't understand maybe if you have like a metal problem, but I don't understand what's the hard part about wearing a flippin mask? Like I just don't I don't get it. It's like, okay vaccine, I could maybe understand that argument based on medical history. But you're literally putting a piece of cloth over your face. And yeah, maybe won't help the spread of things but like, Asian countries have been doing it forever. I think you're going to be okay. I think I think you're gonna be okay. For the five seconds you're walking to your seat, or your car, and then take it off. Like, I think that'd be okay.

Zac Saleski: 5:27

If you see Murph up in Canada, he'll have he'll be the one with a giant bullhorn in front of the crowd.

Murph: 5:33

That's the funny part. I'm not even really that passionate. I'm just passionate because I'm hiding behind this, but it's just like, baffles me how angry people get about it. It's just a fucking piece of cloth.

Zac Saleski: 5:43

Slap. I'm gonna be on YouTube tomorrow. I have on

Murph: 5:46

a whole lot of other worse things on YouTube. But yeah, I know. I

Zac Saleski: 5:50

know. You know, when people are gonna pick us like he'll use such.

Murph: 5:52

Yeah, white privilege. Exactly. You

Zac Saleski: 5:55

Yes. Wow.

Murph: 5:57

I'm doing you know what, though? First 10 minutes. Exactly right. I'm doing better than Patrick mahomes wife and future wife and brother. So as long as I stay under that radar, I'm fine. Hey, it's

Zac Saleski: 6:07

a sister. We belong. Sisters. But

Murph: 6:11

he's not actually gay. Right?

Zac Saleski: 6:12

Oh, that's so that's come out. Just what? Like, if you guys like, you remember? I don't believe it was a rumor.

Murph: 6:17

I don't believe that either. No, he would never do that.

Zac Saleski: 6:19

There's rumor that came out basically saying that he sat down with Brittany who was his fiancee, and then also his brother. He basically just said to them, like, oh, yeah, you guys are not allowed to come to games next year. But honestly, the way they travel, so a lot of them travel by private jet. And then also they usually have their own box. So it's like, I guarantee you there's gonna be some sort of contractual obligation there for them like, Well, yeah, the whole mahomes family. It doesn't make any sense for them. Like, yeah, you guys can come in just honestly that the only thing that I guarantee you probably what he did is he probably sat him down and just said, Hey, can we just tone this down a little bit? Right? Just stop bringing attention to yourself. That's the biggest thing is that even the fact that she's crazy, and she's screaming the top of her lungs, I don't care. But she's bringing so much attention to herself. And I tell my friends all the time, Brittany used to be a professional soccer player overseas, and like you figure that she would like understand discretion a little bit. No, she that's as you just like, as like the whole thing with the champagne. It's in what she's pouring champagne on fans. Like that's not even I guarantee you that's not really the straw that broke the camel's back. This stuff stemmed from yours. This was like two years of this stuff building up. I battle this shit like with cheese fans all the time because they're like the clients could offer back. Like if you saw what she posted three years ago, whenever it was, during Pat's like his rookie year it was like a picture of her and then her her stepdad who passed away as she collapsed that chiefs game and the way she portrayed it with the Patriots just looks awful, it looks wrong. And then a pistol people off it just you know, can't city they're very closed doors. Like they don't really know how to show too much. You know, that's just how they are. So it's like when you put your whole life on social media, they're like, Okay, this is kind of weird, right in this but the way she did that right off the bat, it just kind of made people uneasy. So this is just kind of like everything she does, she could wipe her nose with their left hand and the people just lose their mind. Like oh, how dare you really?

Murph: 8:11

Right? Right could never make a second first impression like that whole thing. So it's like Yeah, Mom, you fuck up. You're done. You're screwed. I'm pretty sure hopefully we cut that out. I'm pretty sure I fucked up not too long ago.

Zac Saleski: 8:20

Virtually every mistake. Yeah, right. Moving forward. Yeah, yeah.

Murph: 8:23

But at the same time to like yeah, when I guess you're a family member? I don't Murph

Zac Saleski: 8:28

knows it. Yeah, I know it from my coaching in that space. You just don't bring attention to yourself like that.

Murph: 8:34

An argument can be made that when your family it's like okay, you didn't choose for that individual to pursue what they're pursuing and be as good as they were you knew was going to happen but you didn't sign up for it. So you can do whatever you want with that. So like mahomes Is brother I'm very I'm very critical on because you know, that guy's just doing it for clout like you know, every every his Yeah, his fiancee or wife. There's also shame on her because it's like, you know what you're marrying into you know, what you signed up for? Like, there's no moon and no, get this much press. You're dating. You're famous football. Even any football player even like, quarterback position. Yeah. Even lineman wise and stuff in their community, like, oh, yeah, football players are worshipped. So it's like, yeah, like, you've got to be smart. You know, less is more with that kind of stuff.

Zac Saleski: 9:17

Can you imagine that? Pat? mahomes was in like New York, or something. They

Murph: 9:22

would eat him alive. Or Philly, they eat them alive.

Zac Saleski: 9:26

It'd be a whole different beast.

Murph: 9:27

Oh my gosh, Billy, when they love you, they love you when they hate you. They hate you. And it's really any everything his wife and other brothers doing. Oh my gosh, yeah, they wouldn't want him out. They don't care. A good football player. They want them out in Philly. Actually, they've actually kind of like it. They like going crazy like that. I don't know. Actually, it could go 5050 on that one.

Zac Saleski: 9:46

It just funny to me because I think when Pat mahomes was going through the whole draft process, I think it was the one team that really wanted him was New Orleans. Okay, I was like, can you imagine the New Orleans people like honestly, they'll probably get Britney be like, Oh, she's crazy white girl, whatever. That's fine. But I guarantee you they look at Jackson pass brother. It'd be like, Alright, y'all gotta check.

Murph: 10:07

Some Voodoo Doll outs are poking it.

Zac Saleski: 10:12

Oh, yeah, I got home last night guy and my brother comes in. He's like, Oh, I got the I got the king cake.

Murph: 10:20

Oh,

Zac Saleski: 10:21

I got the king cake. Yeah, Mardi Gras cake.

Murph: 10:23

Microsoft for like another month.

Zac Saleski: 10:25

I don't even know. I don't know where the hell they sell these man. Yeah, not sure if my brother knows somebody, but it's basically just a giant jelly donut. Oh, sorry. I don't want this up. Anybody

Murph: 10:34

know it gets pretty good though. Like,

Zac Saleski: 10:36

I know, it's like three inches of just icing. You're like, oh, is it sugar and icing or like, I'm gonna

Murph: 10:42

die. Right? That's like, I'd like to get really good ones. But I feel like I can't find a good baker around here. However, like punch keys are really

Zac Saleski: 10:47

good. Paczki Paczki I was punch in slash keys to polish.

Murph: 10:51

I think that's also big around this time. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 10:54

Fat Tuesday. Yeah. So I'll give you story about that. So food in general. So posh keys are Polish. So like, whenever I went, when I was in Poland. Now the first time around, we I don't think I really got a chance to really partake in Fat Tuesday. Right? I think it's like after

Murph: 11:10

the Tuesday, I think before Lent before the day before like slow ideas. You basically just go nuts and do whatever you want. Because you're about to give up some things for tomorrow. No more. Exactly. Yeah, I'm

Zac Saleski: 11:19

Catholic. People didn't want to just hand me doughnuts. And I'm happy. Right? Exactly. Yeah, you live easy. Exactly. Easy. I remember we just got done with practice one night. And one of the guys on our team had like, they always carry like these huge crates just full of danishes. And so this was Paczki. So they, they have different styles. They have like, I am having like a Boston Cream Pie version. But they had a bunch of different like styles. One that it's all the same thing. These won't get you fat. Yep. Boston cream pie was like so rich. I bet into it. I thought it tastes like liquor like knowledge is the spice that we use. They're very, very rich and like in taste, and so we want you to get fat. And usually the rule of thumb is whenever you go to Poland, people always laugh at you, especially us Americans are like you won't survive Poland because you just gain all this weight. Oh, it's very true. Because I'm still paying for the first damn trip. All the damn potatoes weird because

Murph: 12:11

I feel like Poland they're not very big people.

Zac Saleski: 12:14

They are. Really they're just

Murph: 12:17

Oh, yeah. No like a burly. Yeah, they're not like they say America is the most obese country. It's like it's not like an obesity thing there.

Zac Saleski: 12:24

No, it's not obesity. It's very much a he says that the party and your heart. Okay. Yeah, they work out. Yeah, I remember walking down the street one time this is in small town, Poland. I remember. Like the town I lived in, like a lot of people were just like, kind of built. haven't ever seen a big kid. He would make a great offensive lineman, but someone was just like fat shaming him down the whole street. I'm like, Jesus, what the hell? I could tell you by like the way they were saying I'm like, Hey, like, chill out, I find out later is like, yeah, like people here. They just yell at you. If you're just like, out of shape. And like, Hey, what are you doing with your life? Get your shit together. Like small towns like that. Cities not so much because you got a lot more people kind of keep that to themselves. Oh, it's wild man. The crap you see, it's, you know, funny because there's a guy I coached in Poland. And he he just made the jump from Poland to like Germany. And so I always said to him is like, get a chance to go Germany do it. You know, love it. And you're gonna thank me later, it's cool, whatever. And then finally got the opportunity to get out of Poland and make the jump. One day he's there. He's just like, man, people here just so much more chill. People are more ambitious, like the players are better. Like, yeah. Enjoy, have at it. You know, it's funny. It's, you know, when you go over Europe, and you see these two different countries and you're like, they can't be that different, like, holy crap. They're so mindset wise or so just like separated on different spectrums. And I can only explain it to you because it's like, got very masculine, proud people in Poland. And then Germans are like, Oh, we're just gonna have smart you. Yeah, deal with it.

Murph: 14:00

It's a brainstorm of them. Braun. There you go. Wow. Yeah. Respect.

Zac Saleski: 14:04

Indeed. Respect. Nostrovia never go.

Murph: 14:08

It's not German is it's a wish. What is it? Oh,

Zac Saleski: 14:10

me. It's Eastern European or something.

Murph: 14:12

Okay, so do you have polish? Gotcha.

Zac Saleski: 14:14

I'm not sure Russian. I'm

Murph: 14:15

pretty much I'm pretty sure Eastern European, a lot of like Russian dialect.

Zac Saleski: 14:19

Well, it's like it's a thing you say before you drink fair, like roast. Gotcha. Okay, so Polish version? I'm not sure polish. Maybe they probably took that from Russia. Who knows? They take a lot.

Murph: 14:28

From Yeah, yeah. Well, that was like when I was in Belarus. It was like their own country and they have their own history but doesn't start till after World War Two. I was there for a hockey tournament. I wasn't playing

Zac Saleski: 14:39

1776 Right.

Murph: 14:43

Now, so I wasn't playing my brother was but he had invited me so I got to go watch. And it was funny how like, they set up this like McCall tent world, but it's not because obviously this tournament was like a big deal. So they had like a soundstage where they're playing all this EDM and dance and fun music, people partying, and then all the kids where they were serving like food souvenirs, stuff like that for like, I guess like tourism and all that stuff. And they also had like the hockey games going on. And I kid you not. It was like the room for two countries in this tournament Belarus, their own country and Russia. It was like literally like it was the weirdest. They're their own countries, but they still pay I guess that's like Canada and England, but they still pay homage to Russia, you know, or you be Ukraine and get invaded.

Zac Saleski: 15:24

Wow, there it is. Right. Now. You definitely see like, if you go to Eastern Bloc countries, you definitely see the influence is still there. Oh, yeah. I still say today. It's like if you get Poland another 10 years, I think that country will flip be a lot more capitalistic fair, like America is slowly getting there. Yeah, like the younger generation is just they're buying into the Western traditions and culture and they love it. Yeah. So it's, it's just funny to me, because a lot of these older people that are over there, I remember seeing 80 year olds just like walking without walkers just doing their own thing. That's awesome. Like, well, they're sitting there like riding their bikes. Like what the hell's going on? They definitely still in that, that Soviet mindset to me. It's fascinating. Oh, yeah, that's all good. stuff. Oh,

Murph: 16:09

yeah. It's crazy.

Zac Saleski: 16:10

We work hard we go through and that's that. It's like, you die.

Murph: 16:14

You're like, wait, what? No, yeah, that's it, man. Yeah, it's like, I don't want to travel or anything. Like Nope, you live your work. You die. You're like, this

Zac Saleski: 16:21

is where God put me I'm going to stay here. Right. She's

Murph: 16:25

broke right? between America and that like, Yeah, this is a reason we won the cold.

Zac Saleski: 16:31

Murder Murphy is he's got a pot and he's very the hell out of it. Wow. Geez.

Murph: 16:39

Geez, no,

Zac Saleski: 16:40

no, maybe I should have got you a pot, right?

Murph: 16:43

Both? Were I'll just yeah, I'm gonna start throwing things in your room. Throw the gauntlet? No, I'm just butthurt because what's wrong? Russia is going to the gold medal finals and hockey. Canada us aren't sorry. But that's, I mean, the Russian Olympic Committee, because Russia is not there again.

Zac Saleski: 17:02

You know? Cuz steroids, right.

Murph: 17:05

Do you hear about that figure skater?

Zac Saleski: 17:06

Oh, yeah. She's like, I'm not gonna do this shit ever again. Oh, oh,

Murph: 17:09

that she tested positive and they still let her compete for steroids. I mean, for steroids. My first performance enhancing drugs.

Zac Saleski: 17:15

I saw some of the days like yeah, she got like a bad result or something. Yes. Finished. Fourth. She felt like she was snubbed. Yeah. So she was like, I'll never do this competitively ever again. Well, yeah, there were services. sighs Yeah.

Murph: 17:27

First, which I know, this is why people don't like the Olympics. But first things first is a lot of those Olympic athletes were between the ages of like, 15 or whatever. And I'm like, How are we not investigating this yet? Like?

Zac Saleski: 17:39

I mean, it was like, like that. I know. Yeah. They've always been like that. I mean, with plastics.

Murph: 17:45

Yeah, sure. No, you're right. With gymnastics tubes. I know. There's like a say like, the Chinese sometimes will send over girls that are younger because they lose their birth certificates. So like, like, yeah, like you don't really know their ages. They say they're an age but you really don't know it. Oh my god, I can't do that stuff is like sketchy. sketchy. It's just weird. I'm not saying we're the best at it either. Like as we send over athletes that are super young. Oh, but it's just like, at least you feel like there's not sketchiness behind it. But like some of these other countries, you're like, you know, shits messed up. Like that's, it's not good,

Zac Saleski: 18:14

like, Murphy's back on the case tonight.

Murph: 18:17

No, it's, it just sucks. Because it's like, there were obviously as a history person, and you're the same history and athletes, like you read about the Olympics, and like what they're meant to be and like, all this stuff, and you're like, it's such a great idea. And I don't I can't pinpoint what Olympics exactly, but somewhere, things just got really fucked up. And it was just like, it's gotten so crazy now from you know, the countries that choose to host it slash, I guess technically bribed to host it to like, the athletes that go there, which like, you know, respect some of those athletes worked their butts off and deserve to be there. But then there's other cases where I'm like, this is just kind of weird. Like this should be looked into a little more like this isn't good. Like, you know what I mean? Like it's just kind of like

Zac Saleski: 19:00

I'm always fascinated mainly by economic aspect of it, because I always love to see what happens afterwards. Yeah, I that's that's probably one of my favorite things seeing like, what happens

Murph: 19:10

to the building is a ghost town now.

Zac Saleski: 19:12

Oh, god. Yeah. Like they barely even use any of these stadiums. They never

Murph: 19:16

like Beijing. Maybe the first one recycle. There's you don't even recycle. Yeah, but I'll be curious. See, what they do is Italy's hosting the next one Olympics and they posted it before so be curious to see what they do. But anyway, yeah, I think if you get Norther Yeah, northern you know, like the Alps and all that it gets you know,

Zac Saleski: 19:33

they got some pretty good yeah, up there. I totally forgot

Murph: 19:36

I've never been but I'm just thinking geography on the map because you think of the Alps Switzerland all that stuff and Italy's kind of bordered on them a little bit

Zac Saleski: 19:42

go north. Yeah, you got a lot of that stuff because then start dipping into like Swiss.

Murph: 19:47

You go more southern towards like the Mediterranean? No, it's like, almost the equator down there. It's warm. So yeah,

Zac Saleski: 19:52

so I was like, I was like, Yeah, you gotta hold that down there. No, no, up north, right. No, no more questions.

Murph: 19:58

They say yeah, they say the Saudis have ski resorts they bring in fake snow. So I mean, it's like a village so much money you want to spend.

Zac Saleski: 20:04

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's great, right? Newcastle owners. All right.

Murph: 20:09

Well what? FIFA I know people hate to talk soccer. Well, I gotta say FIFA was supposed to be hosted in United Arab Emirates. And the reason so that's when they started. Yeah, guitar. Yeah. And they realized that they were getting paid off because like how to guitar get it? Yeah claimed because Qatar has said that they're gonna put solar panels in the sky to reduce the heat

Zac Saleski: 20:27

the whole thing stupid because what would come down in the US and then Qatar and then they're like, Oh yeah, we'll do all these fancy things to cut down. It's like it's the worst climate possible. Oh, yeah. And then like, you have to like move the competition because it gets so hot. Like, it's supposed to be worse their time. They're like, Oh, it's gonna be 120 but it'll be fine. And of course, it's

Murph: 20:46

well documented. They do like slave labor. I mean, it's just like, all this bad stuff. So finally the world was like, What the hell's going on? And then they investigated? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All the FIFA like, people were getting paid under the table by Qatar. And that's how they got it. And then there's just like, Yeah, it's like it's crazy.

Zac Saleski: 21:05

Olympics. And anything associated with the Olympics is fun. Even FIFA?

Murph: 21:09

Yeah, man. Olympics might be worse than FIFA actually. Because yeah, I think was the Olympics. That's it. They have to have their own traffic lane. Like the officials and all that stuff. That makes sense. Wouldn't it was that or FIFA one of the two was just basically like, they basically have the red carpet rolled. And not only are these people set for life and making millions of dollars, probably it's like, they're just getting more on top of that. Like, it's like Yeah, it's crazy.

Zac Saleski: 21:31

To think you're always cracking me up was like, people started finally catching on to like what was going on with with FIFA. And like all like the bribery scandals, everything was going on, that it wasn't too long, like maybe like a year or so after that. They end up making the movie based off of like the fout talent else's name. soccer fans or kill me. Basically, we're sitting in front of a computer, you could Google it if you want it. Alright, but basically, it was based about the founder of FIFA. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, it was a feel good movie where it's like, Oh, he did all these great things and nothing wrong happened. There's no bribery or anything like that. And remember all these morphine what? Your women's soccer fans like losing their minds, because they're just like, Wait a minute. Wait, am I all is 20 millions of dollars that you took every single year? Exactly. Yeah.

Murph: 22:20

Yeah. You know, they gotta make a living to like, you know, it's, it's hard in Europe to make a living off anything under a few million. So it is

Zac Saleski: 22:29

very notable. It's tough, especially when you're 60 70% of your income goes to the government and you got nothing yet left. I'm sure medicals covered. Of course. That's all like Canada. Yeah. Canada. Yeah. Like Trudeau thinks you guys are happy, right? Because health medicals, covered, right? Yep. No, I gotta sit there even twice as long because COVID And there's more people.

Murph: 22:52

Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't know. I'm already on the hate list. But it's Oh, it's also because Canada kind of has like the open border policy. So it's like kind of like Europe, it's a lot easier once easier. So once you're open, but like,

Zac Saleski: 23:06

I call in right away, or no, no, yeah. But

Murph: 23:08

like, the US it's like a you have to either financially and a little bit. Everything's a pain in the ass to stay in the US where it's like, I've heard of Europe, or it's like, you think you just got to file one or two documents in this day? Because pretty easy. Yeah, like, I'm not sure but it's very easy. And so unfortunately, it's create a lot of hostility because they're just taking in too many people. Because there's unfortunately a lot of horrible countries out there. UK. Oh, same damn thing. Yeah. And so unfortunately, the first things that happen after these immigration happens, which, you know, you need your checkups, you need all this stuff. And third world dentistry and doctors just don't have what they need to keep people healthy. So it just puts a burden on the system. So it's like yeah, like it's literally like you can you can be an elderly person and need something but you're still put on a waitlist because you have everybody else that needs things. It's it's not good.

Zac Saleski: 23:57

Imagine flying from like Africa in some way saying, Alright, sir. How old are you? I am 19 It look at it. You have like these molars are not 19 years old. Right? Sir, you got 20? Yeah, no happy like two weeks ago. It's really so to decide is this advocate and wonder star like, next coming up this great player. And then they're like, alright, this always happens. I don't know what's going on. Right? I think this guy was like from Cameroon or something. And then they asked him, like, how old are you? And he's like, Oh, I'm 18 or something. And then if the dude's picture it looks like he's like 29 like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm BS here. As like a new castle player. Back in the day. We signed this guy was really good. And we thought at the time was like 24. But there's a lot of conflicting reports. He might have been like 29 or 32. And then we're like, Oh, whatever. I just take them on. Right. Years later, they find out the guy that she's like, 38 he's like five years older than what he was, oh my god, which is a huge deal and Sounds like you have a short window. Yeah. To be good. Just

Murph: 25:03

unfortunately the also the human body like basically like, you know, that's just like Olympics. Yeah, it's

Zac Saleski: 25:08

like you have like a little scale that shifts wherever like your prime is, which is still like to me it's fascinated because you look at like maybe like gymnasts their peak is Yes 1720 to 24 maybe

Murph: 25:23

yeah, no, I think it's 21 maybe like it seems crazy. It seems like it's almost impossible now for gymnasts to go to more than one Olympic. Like I think in other countries like China and Russia. It's like they go to one Olympic and that's it and then like two

Zac Saleski: 25:35

or three if you're lucky. Yeah. Usually you'll get to exactly yeah, it's nuts.

Murph: 25:39

But it's like that whole thing that trade off, they say right, because it's like, after 26 You just kind of like the arms a little bit physically, but you're smarter, safer goes over the safer ice hockey goalies, prime age is like your early 30s. Because you've been training long enough that your body has reached its potential for training and flexibility. But your mind and your anticipation of the game is that like it's all time high. So that's what makes like sometimes goaltending your optimal, right? No, that's it. Sometimes though, what makes goaltending so tricky? Is that like, usually from like 30 to 34 is where like you're hitting your peak, but it's only four years. And a lot of times you're already getting criticized because you're in your you're like getting into your 30s and like biology says, Yeah, biology says your body's not going to be able to train much better like it's weird.

Zac Saleski: 26:32

Soccer like the same way. It's like you can be you can be good in your 20s mid 20s up to 30s. But then it's like it's weird hit about 30 to 35. Damn, that's your peak. Because they don't have to run around a whole lot. And then you can you know, if you're even remotely like like we're other worldly type of level than Mexico. You could play to you about 40

Murph: 26:54

seriously wanted Oh, yeah, seven. Oh, sports for football. But football is the only sport where I feel like no matter what, your primal, your 20s and you're gonna get your 30s now to your 30s It's like you're a freak, maybe a kicker?

Zac Saleski: 27:06

And then that's about it. Oh, yeah, kickers and because we are

Murph: 27:10

so cute. These aren't surviving long anymore like the Okay, actually, I'll let you answer and then I'll ask you a question. Oh, do you feel the respect for quarterbacks has disappeared? Like I remember watching a documentary on Joe Nemeth. And they're talking about how like, near the end of his career had all these knee problems, and how guys were being more careful to tackle them and all that. And I feel like nowadays, like that's out the window, like you see, like what happened in the Super Bowl. And you could tell like, Aaron Donald wanted to rip Joe burrow head off and you're kind of like, you know, you're in the Super Bowl. It's been a long season. Like Joe burr already has one knee cast on. Like, you just kind of want to tackle them and like bring them down. But it seems like all these but you know what I mean? But seems like a lot of these old linemen and people are like, now they're making names in there like your quarterback. I don't care if you're in your 20s or your 30s I'm gonna take you down just as hard as I take down anybody giggity by the way, but yeah,

Zac Saleski: 27:59

he's gonna be hard enough.

Murph: 28:01

No, but you know what? It's like that was always what I found awesome about professional sports was there was courtesy based on okay, maybe football hockey, there it is based on your body of work and maybe how respect you're on the community. It is starting to disappear. It seems like but I don't know.

Zac Saleski: 28:17

There's still like courtesy for at least Tom Brady. There is. That's fair. Yeah. I mean, you're always gonna get like those young idiots or like Jordan went to do the same thing to Yeah, where he's like, you know, guys, like, oh, yeah, like, you're an idiot. You're this You're that like, you're not as good as what you used to be bla bla, and they always try to test you. And then you know, you always clap back and then try to, you know, expose them in some way. Tom Brady, that definitely happened like some of these older cubies they will always like kind of gained a little bit of respect usually. Unless you're like Aaron, Donald or dama can sue. literally rip. Rip your leg off and beat you with it?

Murph: 28:49

Yeah, those guys are nuts. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 28:52

This game now is so different. It's basically at the point now where they they're protecting the office of players especially cubies. Even Tom Brady actually said it he's like, I know how frustrating is for defenders because you guys can't really fully do your job to come and attack me properly. Because you know how the rules are? Yeah, kind of instituted now.

Murph: 29:12

Yeah, but I guess the only counter argument I think I can make is like they weren't tackling always properly. You know what I mean? Like, like you look at that Tom Brady injury and the guy like lunged at him when he was in full throw. And his knee was straight buckled with what like when he had that really bad injury and and that's what I choose. Yeah. And I think what about Castle star but yeah, I think they said that's when like I hate to say it but I think they said that's when they started like protecting quarterbacks Yeah. And I was like, and I'm not saying what the Choose player did was completely wrong. But I'm also I know the game so fast that sometimes you just have to make a decision and go with it. Like yeah, but it's like but it's that kind of stuff where it's like, you know, maybe if you see a quarterback like in the process of up to throw or something and you know, like you're not going to get them maybe you don't go for his leg like you know, you just be like, Oh, let's see if I can block it out. enbloc Okay, got rid of it. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. It's always stuff like that. I feel it's,

Zac Saleski: 30:04

you know, I looked this up last week, and I remember seeing it. You know what, take the back couple weeks ago, I think right around when John Madden died. I started looking up like different styles from podcast styles and graphics and stuff like that what they used to do. I remember just thinking myself, like, man, the game was so different back then, like, you had to literally survive a game. You just had to get through it. And that was it. No one that was really I forgot about that. What it was protecting you. Yeah, I mean, look at Brett Farve. I mean, he had to, oh, geez, he just he took beatings, but he just seems like you know what, I gotta get back up. I got to do this all over again. Just do I gotta do the game is so different. Now. This is one reason why I think a lot people are starting to tune out because it's, if you ever see the movie, Starship Troopers, oh, yeah, turning into it's turning into that style, where it's gonna be played in arena and then rolling. And we're like little tiny shoulder pads. And they hit each other against walls. Almost. That's kind of what their boards but boards we're gonna call boarding now. I get to start calling boarding. I guess

Murph: 31:05

their hockey is getting like that, too. You're right. Yeah, that's right. They're not wrong.

Zac Saleski: 31:09

I just see a correlation with all four muscles. Context boards. It's not so much baseball can't figure itself out. So

Murph: 31:16

I think they think they're too big to fail. And it just like they have to be careful because it may not feel on the rest of the world, but it'll fail in America pretty quick. Like

Zac Saleski: 31:24

it's a difficult one, right?

Murph: 31:26

I mean, not only that they're showing it's huge Japan, Korea, South America to all that stuff but yet the US it survives but it feels is not surviving by enough. I guess it's just I don't know. It's like, give it a little longer than might be completely. I don't know. I just don't. I think one of those words like when it's on TV, I'll catch it. But it's like not really.

Zac Saleski: 31:45

It's one of the worst sports to watch live. It's difficult but to the person's not bad. Right? If you play it's actually really fun. Yeah, yeah. The watch on TV for me like I grew up on baseball. I loved it. But you watch that stuff on TV and you're like, Oh, my God, right? beat my head over a desk or this

Murph: 32:02

seriously, spring training starts soon. Right?

Zac Saleski: 32:05

And she's still locked out. Oh,

Murph: 32:06

I forgot that was happening. Yeah. What's up y'all? Finances right?

Zac Saleski: 32:10

Yeah, players association was a couple extra stipulations. So a lot of fans are calling for salary cap which they hear something

Murph: 32:19

right. I wonder what will happen if they lock out cuz we don't really have a lot of summer sports. I just realized that baseball doesn't have a lot of competition. So more football baby, right? I guess it's like a little bit of soccer. But US Soccer is not really there. So interesting.

Zac Saleski: 32:32

That's a whole other thing. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't even know. But the lockout in Canada is called lako. That was called emphasis on that.

Murph: 32:41

Nailed it. Thank you, but it hasn't been there. Nailed it. Well, they

Zac Saleski: 32:43

won't let me in. Science didn't have a passport. I do know. There you go. 10 years. She know she has about been about 10 years. I don't really have to renew

Murph: 32:53

that soon. Wow. Yeah, that's a process. What are you doing

Zac Saleski: 32:56

that 2023 At the end to renew it? Yeah. Damn. Wow. It's been a while.

Murph: 33:00

Bad news. That's a year. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 33:02

Wow. Yeah. That's incredible.

Murph: 33:04

The fun thing about passports,

Zac Saleski: 33:05

renew it. I'm a citizen. I do I want to leave, right. Oh my god. So Merv. How's life? How's it how's your trip? holy life, buddy.

Murph: 33:15

It's good. It's good. You know, I can't talk about work on here. It's privileged information. Oh, okay.

Zac Saleski: 33:21

Yeah, sorry. Watch it. Tick tock. If somebody's dropping their Chipotle happens. Yeah. Yeah, well, the bag was too soggy.

Murph: 33:29

Got to recycle those bags, so they're not as tough as they need to be. So it is what it is.

Zac Saleski: 33:33

Or you just make your bags full of denim. Never break.

Murph: 33:37

I don't know why that annoyed me when you said that. Like, you know, logistically, that's not even like a thing. Like,

Zac Saleski: 33:43

do you ever Chevy truck with your buddy? Yeah, right. You ever like hear those

Murph: 33:47

things are like, you know, it's a joke, but you're like, okay, that joke annoys me so angry right now. Which I know I make plenty of those. But it's just like, what like, What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh, yeah, it gets like that. Like maybe I'm gonna laugh even like double bag or whatever. And I'm like, All right, or like double the paper. But like, denim out of everything you could have joked about you chose denim. You're like, yeah. Oh, welcome.

Zac Saleski: 34:14

Welcome to Murph right corner.

Murph: 34:17

Just just thoughts. Just thoughts. I don't know just thoughts too

Zac Saleski: 34:20

much time on tick tock, right. Wait, I thought I thought I do. Find a guy on tick tock that does like all the movie props. So like, instead of making too much noise with regular bags, he always makes like the paperbacks out of like, not just leather. Gotcha. Just like more high efficiency leather. So it doesn't make too much noise. So like when he moves? You don't hear a damn thing. But it's just it's cool to see all that stuff. I don't want to talk down on buzz like that the more American

Murph: 34:46

Wait, what am I struggling to figure out here? He's a prop guy. Movie prop guy movie prop guy. So I'm assuming whatever he does is to make sound for the movies. Yeah, but you said he uses something that doesn't make noise.

Zac Saleski: 34:59

Yeah for like Remember, like grocery bags, or like grocery like paper or plastic bags. They'll use like, either high grade low grade like leather, so they don't make too much noise leather in the room or leather to like the actual oh my god, the material

Murph: 35:16

he said doesn't make noise. So why would they do that to make so so?

Zac Saleski: 35:19

So they don't make noise so like when they can talk on camera.

Murph: 35:23

Oh, okay. Yeah. Wow, I was really not piecing that together. I thought you're saying they're using leather to make the sound of the bag and I'm Oh no, it doesn't make noise and why would they use that? Doesn't make any sense. Okay, yeah, okay. The groceries. Right like Oh yeah, okay they're putting the groceries in the bag. He's the leather and he's making a noise I don't get it. Otherwise I working the red leather, right? Oh, gotta move on now. To light. Okay. Wow, that one took me a long time to piece together what you're saying. Okay, gotcha. He's

Zac Saleski: 35:59

gonna make more plays, but we're not the smartest. Exactly. Try that. Oh my gosh. Oh, wow. So Canada Olympics and Neo Nazis and leather

Murph: 36:11

and the seas? I'll think about this the other day. Are we at age that we get drafted? If the ship goes sideways? Are we still in the draft? I think we get it right and I think I think we still batch we're so fucked. We are we

Zac Saleski: 36:27

are so skirt. History

Murph: 36:29

repeats itself is like World War One again, the brand grabbing random people be serving ourselves in the foot.

Zac Saleski: 36:36

Literally. Where do you see the firing pin is? Yeah, I was thinking about that too. Every now and then. There are the old Call of Duty games where the one where like, whoever they attacked like Washington, DC. And so like the the part of the game is like yours.

Murph: 36:48

Oh, yeah.

Zac Saleski: 36:50

Oh my gosh, yeah. That would still like oh my gosh, yeah, time to time. Like people

Murph: 36:54

reference that when we start in the capital, like it's happening.

Zac Saleski: 36:58

But that's like the first thing that comes to mind when people say like, oh, you know, we'll get drafted. Like, that's the first thing I've seen like God Damn, that's gonna be the situation.

Murph: 37:06

Is it weird? I think of the movie Red Dawn.

Zac Saleski: 37:09

Depends which version Josh Peck version or the OG version?

Murph: 37:12

I think OG version only with Josh Peck version. Okay. Yeah, probably OG. Yeah. Yeah. The Josh Peck version is kind of weird. Yeah, right. I mean, the original version was Wolverines, too. But yeah, that's like,

Zac Saleski: 37:26

but like the whole the second why they're just like, the whole time. Oh, shut up. Right. Jesus.

Murph: 37:31

North Koreans aren't don't have that much manpower to take over us like the Russians made more sense.

Zac Saleski: 37:38

Do you ever see the original one? Yeah,

Murph: 37:40

they they all died. Right? Yeah. That's all died

Zac Saleski: 37:44

to the whole day. Thanks. So sorry. I didn't all die. The movies

Murph: 37:48

been on for a very long time. So we're spoiling? I don't feel bad. That's like yours. I got a moment at work. Are you joking? They were talking about the Titanic but don't spoil the ending. Like it's a historical event. They all sunk and died. Like you can look it up like It's like there. We're not spoiling anything.

Zac Saleski: 38:07

It's like right down the very beginning I still like is incredible. It's like the principal. Or she was a teacher walks outside like can I help you? Like whoa, you know, get a hell of a star.

Murph: 38:18

Exactly. Right. Gotta draw the attention just like our podcast.

Zac Saleski: 38:20

Exactly. Cheers each other.

Murph: 38:26

Geez. Oh my gosh. Yeah,

Zac Saleski: 38:28

we're gonna have a sound. I'm gonna have a sound bite with that now. It's like we're gonna shoot yourself in the foot. You're listening to Maple.

Murph: 38:35

That's how he ended Uber. Home Romero. Is that

Zac Saleski: 38:41

it's the only song I ever hear about the whole denim thing on Tik Tok. Sorry, going back to

Murph: 38:48

Kansas City denim thing

Zac Saleski: 38:51

you ever said about your buddy and your Dodge truck? Slap each other's knees. Oh, yeah, dungarees. No,

Murph: 38:59

I'm not letting you slap my knees. I can blow my knee out. No. Dear Lord

Zac Saleski: 39:05

Lee Dungri Oh my gosh. Lee Lee dungaree.

Murph: 39:11

Like,

Zac Saleski: 39:12

he tries it out with a serious face. dungarees. I'm done. Is that not even American thing I think is Australia. It's a real thing. It's a real thing. It's a real thing.

Murph: 39:20

Okay. What is that? Like pants?

Zac Saleski: 39:22

It's pants. It's jeans was just jeans jeans?

Murph: 39:26

White dungarees? I don't know.

Zac Saleski: 39:29

I thought it was done juries because of dragons. Oh, Tony Dungy. That's a head coach. It happens Paul's y'all may say hell of a day of sponsorship. They're not Tony Dungy for lead. Dungar

Murph: 39:42

I think he's a fiddle around longer than tungee has been around. Oh my gosh. Oh,

Zac Saleski: 39:50

that's this stupidest thing I've ever heard. You laugh now. I mean, what does happen to fail? Here you go

Murph: 39:58

like give Zach the credit but like Dungey Dunker, oh my gosh.

Zac Saleski: 40:05

So I've been to beers so what is happening right now? Things get weird it's weird it's not even that late it's nine o'clock what is happening right now all Murph, let me tell you I've completely just gone. Let me tell you I just want you all left right now when you guys hit over 30 and

Murph: 40:22

it's minus will be 2am

Zac Saleski: 40:25

I love you all right. Oh my gosh. Oh,

Murph: 40:27

it's such an exact time. Like, it's about 1118 You know, like you're again late. You're ready to clock out but you're not there yet.

Zac Saleski: 40:35

It's like the 90s and it's like after the local news is off. Then you see Roseanne pop on. On 11 o'clock. You're like alright, well, I'm Time for bed. Let's never watch the Roseanne No, no. Never saw even any Golden Girls either. No. No, boy, she missed out. That's how I knew it was time for bed. It's like oh, I

Murph: 40:54

used to watch the local news as a kid.

Zac Saleski: 40:56

Actually, I did. I feel bad for you. I used to watch a lot in the 90s was different. I couldn't watch this crap on your phone.

Murph: 41:03

I have no comment now. couldn't watch I was watching like cartoons or sports like a normal person. Zags over here getting watching the local news. Knowing what the what was happening in Slovenia at the time or Croatia.

Zac Saleski: 41:17

I had no idea what's going on. I was mainly interested in the weather.

Murph: 41:21

And the sports weather sports, actually, yeah, remember for hot second we're gonna be going weatherman what happened with that.

Zac Saleski: 41:26

I'll tell you what, if you go to a couple of college fairs, and then you start talking to a couple of schools and like oh, yeah, you got to take all these science courses like Yeah, yeah, science was a really good thing. Not feel it. Chemistry. No, definitely not that.

Murph: 41:40

Why did they take chemistry? The computers do the work for them. Well, now

Zac Saleski: 41:45

they do. Yeah. Now that's why you got all the good looking women who do because now they're like, well, just

Murph: 41:50

I'm sure they're very smart sack. Come on up. Good looking and smart. Well, they all

Zac Saleski: 41:54

just do broadcast classes. Yeah. So they're like, oh, yeah, broadcast experience with it. Anyway, go

Murph: 42:00

respect the women that are nerdy as fuck. Oh, I respect the hell out of them. We got a few of them here in Ohio. Yeah, it's nice.

Zac Saleski: 42:07

If you ever see like your local weatherman dresses, magician. Give him some respect.

Murph: 42:12

Are you referring to snow day? Yeah. Oh my gosh, I should have figured out I was like, I was like racking my brain for a second. Like no, I don't think any Ohio ones have done that. So I'm like, that's the one guy it's no day.

Zac Saleski: 42:29

It's always a big ones. Guys, incredible, but we're on a we're on it. We're on

Murph: 42:37

it. We're just we're on one right now. One second. We were on two. But yeah, we're on one.

Zac Saleski: 42:43

Oh my god. Murph gets here, but he's not. He's not coaching. Hockey.

Murph: 42:46

I do. I do not. I just can't take my frustrations out on that sound. No, stop right there.

Zac Saleski: 42:53

Wow. Kill it today. She does

Murph: 42:57

know right now just all this free time don't want to do it myself. It's

Zac Saleski: 43:02

fairly good. Angry.

Murph: 43:03

I get I do. I'm a very angry person every once in a while it's the American in me.

Zac Saleski: 43:07

I don't know maybe some part of that Canadian. Besides really

Murph: 43:10

wants to know we the bridge thing we talked about. That's the Canadian side. The American side is just pure rage

Zac Saleski: 43:17

anymore. Just it's a bridge. Just leave it alone.

Murph: 43:22

Exactly. How it works. And you just let it crumble. So other day Yeah. And then you internally rage and plan your and plan your revenge for when you see them again. You know, it's it's it's diabolical. But you know, it's it's you don't understand how much I want to make that into a t shirt. I mean, you could you had the finances for it. Canadians are like bridges. But I didn't say that. I just said how we how we burn relationships is like that I didn't ever said we were like bridges. I just

Zac Saleski: 43:49

want to put like a picture of a bridge with a little Canadian flag off the side. I

Murph: 43:53

think you're probably talking about the What's that bridge in Detroit?

Zac Saleski: 43:58

That you're talking about? Oh, talking about?

Murph: 44:00

Shall I tell you what, there are the ones over the 1000 Islands, which I don't think is what they named the dressing after.

Zac Saleski: 44:06

That's my next question. Yeah,

Murph: 44:07

I don't think they did. Or maybe they did. I don't know.

Zac Saleski: 44:10

Yes. Yeah. We're this dressing came from I

Murph: 44:15

don't even know there's really 1000 islands. I'm not sure on that one.

Zac Saleski: 44:18

Do you mean the secret sauce? Yes. Donal secret sauce.

Murph: 44:21

They put a little more. I don't even open that. Right. Have you seen that new thing? They call it? What the land air and sea? Hmm, something like that. What is it? It's so it's a Big Mac, but then you also put in the Big Mac? fish filets and chicken No. Yeah. It's like a vague. It's called like the land air and sea or something like that. Yeah. And of course it tastes awful. But people just love that they can like get it. Yeah, I don't do a weird if people are so weird that people love secret menu items. It's the weirdest thing.

Zac Saleski: 44:52

I'm gonna do too. But it makes sense right now because like we have to do

Murph: 44:57

we used to do and then we used to sell it and then I think people stop asking for it. So now we don't do it anymore or they just we don't receive anymore. But we used to do that. What did we call ours again? Where it was like, they would take two burrito shells and you make a big case of DIA and then you make the burrito out of the case of Dia suitcase. Burrito Caesarean. Thank you. Okay. Yeah, that's what I figured those all the time. And now I don't see them anymore. I don't know if he can get them anymore. But yeah, it was crazy.

Zac Saleski: 45:20

Well, he's just gonna ask man, no, we

Murph: 45:23

used to have a button. Oh, to charge you so many people. Were getting it. Oh, damn. Oh, yeah,

Zac Saleski: 45:27

we buy buttons.

Murph: 45:29

We made buttons. It's gone now I think but we did. We used

Zac Saleski: 45:32

to have buttons for it. That's your local cupola. If you can get yourself okay, so Rico, probably look at you'd say what the fuck are we talking? Hashtag bring back out of here. Break back the button

Murph: 45:46

gets a cold war joke.

Zac Saleski: 45:48

Very fast. Bring back the button. That button.

Murph: 45:51

Oh my gosh. Dear Lord.

Zac Saleski: 45:54

Well bring back the button. Well, Murphysboro on the hill.

Murph: 45:56

We are I went there a long time ago.

Zac Saleski: 45:59

Yeah, you went there. Barry brow. Fourth, fifth minute.

Murph: 46:03

Yep. Still not proud of it. But you know, it's what they tune in for so to get slightly offended, and to find out about the Canadian news. It's really kind of all they got.

Zac Saleski: 46:12

I'll tell you what our fans in Manitoba gonna love us. We have fans in Manitoba. I think so. We bought the two episodes ago. I think we had liberty Manitoba. Okay. I just like to say, I haven't told

Murph: 46:23

up on one. It's like Saskatchewan. I still love Saskatoon.

Zac Saleski: 46:29

Regina, they still

Murph: 46:30

do Yeah, that's good one jeez, yep.

Zac Saleski: 46:35

Oh giggles Yes.

Murph: 46:36

What like this. I saw they're making a spin off from Letterkenny they're calling it shore Z cheeses. Yeah, they released a trailer of

Zac Saleski: 46:45

that's gonna be unbelievable.

Murph: 46:47

I don't have a feeling

Zac Saleski: 46:48

you guys to have Nazi Letterkenny. It's fantastic.

Murph: 46:53

I know the Canadian listeners will probably say no, but I'm gonna say it no I'm gonna say it Scott. Oh it almost it's so stereotype stereotypical Canada that like I kid you not like some of that stuff is legit and the others of it is just so it's hilarious how they just make fun of themselves. It's so funny.

Zac Saleski: 47:12

So we come for Yeah, of course. Oh, I just saw them do I guess we're gonna be on on topic of the movies now. Okay, perfect or whatever. I just really corner Alright, let's start. Love your popcorn movie. Look. You have a Knucks get out of it. love a good dunk.

Murph: 47:31

Go Bad for your girlfriend.

Zac Saleski: 47:34

No, I saw someone post on Facebook today it was like a trailer for I do I use the MySpace Gotcha. Or the Xena ah oh my gosh. Oh, there it is. She says the

Murph: 47:49

Django the Z and like what? Zenga? No Zynga I don't know. Well, they're mine. Okay,

Zac Saleski: 47:54

the no they make it a kind of like a biopic of Elvis. Oh, what is Tom Hanks in it? He's not

Murph: 48:03

Tom Hanks Oh, say like, what is Tom Hanks? Not done all right. I was gonna say I you would feel like you make a terrible Elvis but Oh, gotcha.

Unknown: 48:09

Okay. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 48:10

It's like, oh,

Murph: 48:11

it's a biopic. Yeah, I think said bioptic. I'm like, What is a bioptic movie? Never heard

Zac Saleski: 48:16

of that. A biopic or biopic or, okay, t shirt.

Murph: 48:20

But it took this long. Like Elvis is such like a they did it following

Zac Saleski: 48:24

the Yeah, they did it from a different angle. So it's like, I think it's like the guy who discovered him. Okay, so they kind of like show his progression throughout the whole thing. Would you actually drill it look pretty damn good. So did I know that no idea when the hell that comes out. But I was like, Oh, this looks interesting. But the dude that plays Elvis kind of looks like he's been sucking on Jolly Ranchers for two months. He's got this look at this patient like, oh, gosh, like, okay. It could be a Sanderson sister. Figure out how to use that

Murph: 49:00

in conversation. It's the most interesting description of an individual thing I've ever heard in my life. He looks like he's been stepping on Jolly Ranchers for like, like, they're not that sour. But like,

Zac Saleski: 49:12

I don't know. I'll take that back. The Sour Skittles Ergo that makes more sense. Like what you're talking about? I'm like Jolly Ranchers. Like totally they're fun. I also sucked on July Roger that. Oh, like

Murph: 49:24

oh my gosh. So you can see here that I got bass. All right. Gotcha.

Zac Saleski: 49:32

Oh, man, I'm gonna end it on that because that was that's a hell of a podcast has been a hell of a pot. I'm gonna end it while we're on top. Whoo. giggity got him got him. Here we go. Perfect. Thank you guys so much for lasting with us for an hour but she said exactly. Yeah. Yes. Got a hook line. And he can't swim. So he's a sinker now. God, I could swim. Okay, there Right. Yeah, they float. Float too. Yeah I'm a floater isn't a bad shit

Murph: 50:08

make sure to sponsor your local Russian Embassy.

Zac Saleski: 50:11

He's not I know. Unbelievable. Oh, thank you guys for joining us with us part of the 13th episode. Wow lucky number 30 It can end on this like apparently even if we get canceled in Vegas you guys follow us on all social medias at Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tik Tok all the tickety talks you name Sanga Dang. MySpace, right?

Murph: 50:38

We embedded

Zac Saleski: 50:40

my face Facebook. Yes.

Murph: 50:43

We did my face some sexual space book profits better. Face Sounds like a hook up.

Zac Saleski: 50:50

There we go. Exactly. We're copyright that trade. Oh, boy. And as always, we'll see you guys next time.

Murph: 50:57

Next time next week.

Zac Saleski: 50:58

Tell fiber. There it is.