Ep 14 Untold St. Patricks Day College Stories(CRAZY)

Zac Saleski: 0:10

Welcome to the 14th episode of maple glaze podcast. I am Zach This is Merced for being extra profit this time

Murph: 0:19

howdy very proper. Probably the quickest intros we've ever done. And now it's we're done. So now we're doing and that's it. Now they're no longer listening to us since they know

Zac Saleski: 0:31

welcome to a brand new episode for you guys. Before we get started you guys have not yet missed you guys follow us on all the social media sites right Instagram, big talk. Also watch around reclaim throne and also watch the video portion on YouTube as well. And we also do have a patreon if you guys feel like helping support the business that the business does NAS, business NAS kind of like a side business and

Murph: 0:59

that should be one of our buttons that we can hit is NAS

Zac Saleski: 1:04

I was about to like redo all the buttons on the soundboard here I wanted to mix it up a little bit but I didn't get to it because Murph was being sassy there how's that my

Murph: 1:12

fault I don't know yeah lay Murph are fine that's fine but doing it for January alright

Zac Saleski: 1:17

to make it special we are we are drinking Murphy's stay crispy Contrary

Murph: 1:22

to popular belief yes every Murphy gets stuck in Murphy's by association oh wow you know so we all get point oh one of the shares and there's a lot of Murphy's in the world. Oh wow. Yeah, go look it up. Take my word

Zac Saleski: 1:33

for it. I learned something new tonight every and here just before as Murphy was commenting on my damn Swisher baseball just got a lockout baseball back baby. That's right. So the season of us sucking finally can continue.

Murph: 1:50

is nothing more American than getting burned in a baseball stadium drinking six Tallboy beers and having eight hotdogs just waiting for the heart attack to hit as America right there watching a guy with a wooden club hit a ball and run some bases

Zac Saleski: 2:06

sound like a diamond dark night actually damn good times

Murph: 2:09

good times. I've family still gets horrified by telling that story. Like 10 Hot dogs at Diamond dog Hey, bro we've all done it I guess we

Zac Saleski: 2:22

we all have at least one see you live in Columbus you've done that at least once because the diamond dog

Murph: 2:28

get it make it worth it so the dollar came

Zac Saleski: 2:32

here like in Columbus the AAA team comes clippers who been associated with a bunch of different teams over the course of the years like the Yankees and one year nationals and with the Indians and like they always have this thing called time with Dog Night. We literally just paid time for hot dog and man they're

Murph: 2:49

both plastic bags super wasteful. You should question the hell that's on it. But it's America. We don't question the hot dogs. Yeah, highly questionable. Highly, highly questionable. But you know, but you know what kind of what no fight poisoning like

Zac Saleski: 3:03

Murph said like we've all been there where you eat at least eight to like 12 hotdogs and you're like you know what, this was the best but worst decision I've ever made in my life.

Murph: 3:11

I'm not telling you this is all in one setting all one on one setting boy and you have to make eye contact with someone as you eat them. Double just high five mouthful hot dog

Zac Saleski: 3:23

if you ever seen nurse to your buddy a couple of hot dogs Double fisting them.

Murph: 3:31

Welcome I gotta leave

Zac Saleski: 3:36

like no no, no, no, no, no sir sir.

Murph: 3:39

I'm not one of those weirdos that had doesn't put anything on a hot dog. I don't know Yeah, that's no that's not a hot take. That's just fact if you put anything on your hot dog you might be a serial killer

Zac Saleski: 3:48

you can find me in the concourse taking shots and relish

Murph: 3:52

by relish is when you go to more so a ninja mustard fair

Zac Saleski: 3:57

like onions and catch up and then maybe a little bit of mustard here in

Murph: 4:02

their little little little hotdog.

Zac Saleski: 4:05

A little mustard here. Oh, yeah Kuma. Here you are making a questionable food even more questionable, like Yocum.

Murph: 4:11

That's my job. So they listened for just the questionable food.

Zac Saleski: 4:15

I've been I've been teasing Murph all week because of eating really

Murph: 4:18

good call that would you call aggressive cyber bullying.

Zac Saleski: 4:23

Aggressive cyber bullying? Yes, sir.

Murph: 4:25

wake up every morning. Hey there. fuckface

Zac Saleski: 4:27

All right. Good morning. fuckface. I mean, friend. No, it's if you guys haven't kept up with soccer, it's kind of funny. I mean, not funny, but everything is going on. It's like obviously the whole Russia you know thing going on, but then you have Merce or soccer team. What a great job of soccer team owner is Russian so they found a connection, actually a couple of UK official sound connections with with him and then some of the attacks in the Ukraine. Yeah, the Russian army

Murph: 5:00

Yeah, yep. So every sale it basically can get ownership in the in the C team now

Zac Saleski: 5:05

see? Yeah, that saved the bridge. Right, bring it back. So now they're almost essentially just kind of panicking right now because like today they just announced the, like the team credit cards were completely like blocked out now so they can't use them. Yeah, at

Murph: 5:20

one point is it too much? Or a you know? Yeah, like they're talks to about like, affecting their catering and travel bans and then now they can't sell like regular season tickets. Yeah. Which was like weird also, and it's just, it's all this stuff that you're kinda like, I feel like you're just beating a dead horse at this point. Like, it's like, it's it's like, the owners gone. He's gonna sell the team for pennies pretty much at this point. It's like, Why punish all this other stuff. But definitely, it's how it works. It is quarter down and everyone got it. And then I found out to it. I know this that the economic sanctions that the so when the team does get sold, it can't be donated to charity. It all goes the British government was like that's very interesting to me. So because I think the owner had pledged in like a sign of of his guilty conscience. He claimed he was going to donate it to a nonprofit for the Ukrainian incident as we're calling it out Ukrainian incident or action or something. Well,

Zac Saleski: 6:13

the Russians were calling it operation.

Murph: 6:14

Okay. That's right. Yes. Yes. Well, we calling it Beijing on legislation. That's right. Okay. So yeah, the Ukrainian invasion

Zac Saleski: 6:22

to stick this in your in your mouth. Okay, perfect. There.

Murph: 6:26

It's no one will see me anyway. Sir, sir, sir, sir. Oh, sir. So I work a little better. Yeah, he's going to awkwardly talk like this horrible posture. But ya know, so that's been fun. Yeah. So

Zac Saleski: 6:42

I just, I just found that fun. Like, it's so unprecedented. And like, you'd never have this stuff has never happened before. So it's, and then the weird thing was, like, as soon as that all that stuff started coming out was basically were panicking. Those officials at Chelsea were basically panicking that they could lose all their players. Yep. Right away. I mean,

Murph: 7:01

they're still trying to figure out how bad that it's like, so like, the what government can decide to do baffles me where it's like, it's kind of like they can't

Zac Saleski: 7:09

buy players, but they can sell them. They get they get monetary assets from selling players, so it's kind of a double edged sword almost, because now they're like, well, the hell we do.

Murph: 7:20

Yeah, they can't sign players though. I don't know it's weird. It's likely Chelsea's got a good setup of things but I think I'll just make it contract extensions very tricky. Slightly certain players are probably want to leave just for the Association of it but whatever I don't know people don't Gosh, high school high school but feels like whenever anything bad happens it's like a scarlet letter where it's like just all this I fully support the punishment that's been handed to the owner. Yeah, the fact that it's gone this crazy now I'm like, okay, like so basically some officials like I really fucked up let's like bring down a hammer to make the fuck up that I've done Mike. Yeah, like it's kind of crazy instead of just accepting your data. Yeah, just accept the fact that London is a little bit corrupt money runs the world. You took the money you didn't think twice about it and now it's coming to bite you in the ass so but whatever basically it's like now is what is

Zac Saleski: 8:13

well I guess he confirmed the sale or confirm the seller Club today. But reason why I brought that up out of all things. Do you see me get

Murph: 8:21

pissed off?

Zac Saleski: 8:22

No, we play you on Sunday. Yeah. But anyway, Trudeau how to get in on this has nothing to do with Canada. It's like you know what? I want PC sanction still like you have nothing to do it's he's like, I'm gonna sanction your your non bank accounts over here. I'm going to sanction any business that you're that you do, you know, dealings with over here like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Murph: 8:48

whoa, I smell cover up for the trucker fiasco.

Zac Saleski: 8:52

Wow, launcher though. That's saving your button.

Murph: 8:57

Sounds like such Trudeau. But what you don't understand is that Canada still aligns itself with England so you know, they've got to have their say to

Zac Saleski: 9:10

cause the Queen mom not your mom.

Murph: 9:15

Right? Yeah. We've given you independence years ago, and it's like, no, not accepting it. We still answer to you. This whole

Zac Saleski: 9:21

autonomy thing scares me. Sounds like robots

Murph: 9:25

right? It sucks being an adult I don't like having to raise my own tariffs and make my own punishments and all those kind of stuff. Tariffs all thing or is that like just it is still a thing? Okay, so yeah, okay, okay.

Zac Saleski: 9:36

That's why I always laugh when England does it. I do carry a tariff. Let's ever go again.

Murph: 9:42

That's probably because the Queen's offer medicine she's like let's do something like don't get back on your medicine. You're bigger head

Zac Saleski: 9:48

feeling tariffs? That's a call. Okay. Guys, there's some extra strong tea.

Murph: 10:00

been dumped in the harbor oh yeah we got it in there but we're done yeah hit a button Oh typically was very loud Alright there we go there we go I'm proud of myself history major coming in clutch. Alright. I actually did not know that you're doing thing of course you would keep up to date and know

Zac Saleski: 10:24

this before like we did this

Murph: 10:27

like sometimes more Canadian than me the amount of Canada stuff I don't know a job

Zac Saleski: 10:31

sometimes but I kind of just skate on by you know, right

Murph: 10:35

that's

Zac Saleski: 10:36

you're not wrong you can ever Levina just scaling by ever go Canadian reference. I fill my quota. I'm good.

Murph: 10:43

She ever referenced that? That's fine. Well, we'll let her run all right. Yeah. skied her think she evens Oh, but

Zac Saleski: 10:48

yeah, there we go. Where is a real Canadian? I swear.

Murph: 10:52

It tells the line sometimes. It tells her lie and those that chose the border you know?

Zac Saleski: 10:58

Half icing half night. You know what I'm talking about? No, you got it. Geez, I was trying to find stuff that like I said, you know, I'll find some weird goofy stuff for this week from Canada and then that's the one I see. Just Trudeau just feels he feels a little left out that's it don't we all I know. We all

Murph: 11:17

I think we should I think we should join these tariffs.

Zac Saleski: 11:19

Exactly. And we should make our own country today are good.

Murph: 11:23

We should dare tariffs. We should declare our tariffs i j the tariffs

Zac Saleski: 11:27

are here to declare tariffs they're declared. There. Okay. Holy crap. Nice.

Murph: 11:31

All right. Oh, man. Those Those night classes for announcing or working.

Zac Saleski: 11:35

Excuse me that reclaim my game bucks show Walter Show. Show. The 1940s not so Exactly. Excuse me that so? It looks like I have a hitch and you're giddy up. Here's Mr. Buck show. Coming in here with a transatlantic You're welcome. Oh, yeah. But up up up.

Murph: 12:03

Everybody like McDonald

Zac Saleski: 12:05

I'm sponsored. Oh, I wish right. I was watching other podcasts and there was one guy that was in the show Smallville,

Murph: 12:13

okay, like Smallville. Oh, one about the Superman when he came in Clark Kent.

Zac Saleski: 12:18

Yeah. Okay, man, that's gaming all over the place.

Murph: 12:21

guy made a huge mess.

Zac Saleski: 12:24

And that's why he's not allowed in Applebee's.

Murph: 12:27

And that's why they don't do teen dramas anymore.

Zac Saleski: 12:29

Jesus. So the guy who played like the bad guy in that TV show ships. I'm sitting here watching this stuff is pretty chill. And the guy who played Clark and he had him on Tom Well, what would ever happen to him? In some smaller stuff? Okay, yeah, nothing like yeah,

Murph: 12:45

I didn't really think that was gonna kind of be his breakout role and I don't think everything ever took off.

Zac Saleski: 12:50

She probably a dozen years ago. Oh, that's right then like couple other like, I guess bigger ish movies. But then he's just kind of did TV for a while, but I

Murph: 12:59

didn't that British actor came in that looks a lot like and just overtook them. I think they probably got abused. They got to play Superman now.

Zac Saleski: 13:06

Oh, yeah.

Murph: 13:07

It looked very similar.

Zac Saleski: 13:08

He's a Australian. Oh, like I've always English. Think he's Australian.

Murph: 13:13

Pretty sure he's English. Okay, whatever. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 13:16

All the Gosh, Queens Kingdom leave me alone.

Murph: 13:20

Guys, not a prisoner. It's fine.

Zac Saleski: 13:21

It's fine. That's why they said earlier. I'm dealing with spiders. Right. Exactly.

Murph: 13:26

And the fish and the sharks and the Yeah, you know, all that stuff.

Zac Saleski: 13:30

Is gonna type in who is spider man. We got about a few to choose from

Murph: 13:35

right still says, say Tony Parker. That's not his name. Holy shit. What's his name? Damn it. No, Tony Parker a basketball player. Right? Yeah, no. Yes. Rich basketball player. Yes. Seafood Jay. Yeah, we what? Dammit. Who's the guy that they're doing all the funny memes on now. Tobey Maguire.

Zac Saleski: 13:56

I'll tell you why. Yes,

Murph: 13:57

that's that's this.

Zac Saleski: 13:59

I don't believe he's Spider Man. I would know.

Murph: 14:02

Henry Cavell. And we could all yep,

Zac Saleski: 14:05

yep. Yep. Yep.

Murph: 14:06

That'd be him. St. Heller jersey. Is that is that? I think that's really English. Total English channel. Also the coast like an island off the coast of Jersey? Yes. New Jersey? Yes. More like old jersey. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like a really small island. Oh, that's cool. Just really small island off the coast of France, but it belongs to England. I wonder if those were those islands that the Nazis had in World War Two. So technically, they were on German soil. I mean, not Jesus. Technically, they are on English soil. They know they had some. So yeah, they've anyway, it's an island off the coast of France. But England

Zac Saleski: 14:43

took like the South East islands. I thought of what of England?

Murph: 14:49

I don't know. I'm just seeing like these two right here. Oh, they

Zac Saleski: 14:52

don't they? Oh, that's where it is. Yeah, it's right there. Okay. Yeah. So they definitely took I'm not really total they took that I took Guernsey and then they took got pretty close.

Murph: 15:01

I took something else to another guy St. And I think they got that. Yeah. Cuz I remember them saying how like there were English people living amongst them that was just like the Germans just had it. I was like, Okay.

Zac Saleski: 15:09

I was like, why know about Guernsey because I have a soccer team. It's like they had to spend extra money to pub over that island course. It's a you know, like six or seventh League. In England. It's like, expensive that is I

Murph: 15:22

think they work out a deal or something. Probably. How do we get on this?

Zac Saleski: 15:26

I don't know. Oh, yeah. I was just interesting. Interesting searches and stuff. Yeah, that like searches and seizures.

Murph: 15:33

Well, speaking of weird I actually saw this, I guess I all the companies are pulling out a Russia to stick it to them. And I guess Russia now has made a rule that basically anybody can just kind of like squat on their property and like, still call that so like, all these people all like the McDonald's have pulled out. I guess, like Russia is like, okay, that's fine. But we could just have somebody go into the building, run the building, and they'll claim it's McDonald's even though there's no partnership with the corporate and I was like, That's the weirdest thing. So could you imagine like, going into a rainout in Russia? Or like, oh, you know, can we get can I get like a I don't know, like a Big Mac that we don't do that here. That's

Zac Saleski: 16:12

why I remember it's funny much that because I remember watching a YouTube video called weeks back, it was like the very first, I was on like an 80s kick. Okay, and I found the very first made the McDonald's ever, like, built in Russia, okay. And if she if it's so funny, there's like these lines that are lines of people. And when they get their food, they're like, just confused as like, Americans were back in the 50s. They're like, Oh, how do we get this food so fast? What is this food? They're eating it because they're so used to like certain, right? Like, kind of very minimal ration. So when they eat this burger, like the hell is this crap? So they're confused, and they're like, I like it. But then I don't know. It's like,

Murph: 16:54

what the hell? That's I think we're all the same. You're all the same. Yeah, even today, when we go to McDonald's. We're like,

Zac Saleski: 17:00

well, now nowadays. Yeah. Yeah.

Murph: 17:04

I like it. Yeah. Especially the MC rib.

Zac Saleski: 17:07

Honestly, you just given the button to be happy, right?

Murph: 17:10

That's whatever you want that button.

Zac Saleski: 17:12

Right. There you go. Hey, my prerogative what I put in my book. You know what I do?

Murph: 17:19

Ship cheese.

Zac Saleski: 17:22

No, so I had like,

Murph: 17:24

you put a wiener between your buttons, but I continue.

Zac Saleski: 17:27

Just because we've mentioned diamond Dog Night, doesn't mean

Murph: 17:30

this is the rabbit hole. We're going down now. It's gonna be that kind of podcast.

Zac Saleski: 17:35

Welcome to the non sponsored rabbit hole. Right.

Murph: 17:38

Get ready for the loud alcoholic pot here. Let me work. Out hurts. Come

Zac Saleski: 17:43

on. Oh, milk. That is some good old Murphy. But smoke. Okay. I was waiting for that. What? Okay,

Murph: 17:53

what do you PG? Alright, got it. Got it. Got him. Oh, my God to go into something.

Zac Saleski: 17:59

That's what I'm about to come out of something. Ah, he said. No, it's like, no. I've been getting a bunch of couple of our viewers for like, You got to ask Murph. What is in that buffalo chicken depot? Someone you bought from the store?

Murph: 18:18

They're asking that after just seeing a video of it. How long ago?

Zac Saleski: 18:21

Yeah, yeah. Okay, getting hounded this week about it. Like gonna ask

Murph: 18:25

buffalo chicken dip? The buffalo. Oh, I made that.

Zac Saleski: 18:29

Did you make that? No. Was it the one the crock pot? Yeah, but I thought you got from the store. Oh, was it?

Murph: 18:33

No, no, you're right. I've done it. I've done it twice. But once I actually made it in the other time I got or so that we may have gotten from New Year's I thought I made I can't remember anymore now.

Zac Saleski: 18:43

Yeah, I remember like, I think I'm not sure was that night maybe might have been before but he had like the two packages. Put that in?

Murph: 18:50

Oh, yeah. So it's way too long. Yeah, not a good idea. Just from the store most good. Yeah. Obviously never even read the ingredients. What's in it, but I'm assuming it's like every normal buffalo chicken dip and like, oh my gosh, the amount of shit and that and I wonder why you love it so much. Like, yeah, it's like taboo germs. Like anyone that Yeah, it's like, what cream cheese like, like almost a whole packet of that. And then you usually get like some sort of like, thick hot like hot sauce. So like francs is like the big one here. And it's like I kid you not like when you pour it in. It's like molasses. It's this like literally it's like yeah, you can just sense all the butter and sugar and like all of that in it like it's just pools and yeah, so like that. And the one I made we got like a rotisserie chicken so it's already been made and we just shredded that by hand and threw it in there and then think that like it was that easy. And then you put like a little bit of water just to dilute it a little bit just because of all the shit you're putting in it. And I think like Cuba cheese and their cheese to like a sharp cheddar or something so like, strong cheese. And yeah Is amazing though, like, oh God, honestly throwing parties I really, especially here in the Midwest, it's a big thing here like It's like it'll be funny you'll like when I was single and pretending to mingle but I never make you know you'd like, you know, you feel not ready to go right you go to parties or whether it's like a really high class fancy party or just a college party, Buffalo Chicken dip was always there and you'd see people like, dress the nines, like look in the best shape in their life just housing this dip. Like, literally Yeah, the other thing I always find funny and I guess goes to show you I need new friends is like I would always bring like because I try to eat a little healthier now is like veggie platter just something because Midwestern parties, it's like candy and the thickest, like fattiest shit that you could have this chip, Buffalo Chicken dip, like all that stuff. So I'm like, I'll just bring a veggie platter like smart and of course ran with it because it's ranch. And literally nobody touches it. Like every time I do it. I always have extra that I end up saying

Zac Saleski: 21:02

usually I'm there with you. Yeah, I'm just like carrots and stuff. I'm like, You know what?

Murph: 21:07

I'm like, damn, people just balance your plate out a little bit but see America betcha ball. Yeah, no. Yeah, it's like,

Zac Saleski: 21:15

I can't I can't just sit there and eat candy. No,

Murph: 21:17

I have a sweet tooth and I like it but my body doesn't like it as much so I can only eat a little bit of it. So it's like yeah, you know that's my reward have a little bit of vegetables and then I get to have some some candy after

Zac Saleski: 21:28

we get to fill Murph with celery sticks. Exactly. Yeah.

Murph: 21:31

Take some calories away. negative calories.

Zac Saleski: 21:33

They you hit them with a baseball bat and then you know, and you might get a really bad pun yada.

Murph: 21:39

The fuck did that come? Like what we've talked about buffalo chicken dip. Now we're talking about salt. And then on top of that, what is wrong with you? Like how casually you just lift that in there like nothing you've been fantasizing about for the last like fuckin eight years of your life. You know be really good one day to hit Murph with a bat and see what comes out a lot of bloodshed. Zach a lot of bloodshed and maybe some Canadian cookies. And that's really about

Zac Saleski: 22:13

it. That's why we fill you up with buffalo chicken.

Murph: 22:18

Gosh, let's get we're so out of left field. I think the A right the only rational explanation is too bad. I don't like that division. I'm mostly mad is because it's a hockey stick. Zack not a baseball bat. If you're gonna beat me up with something. yuzaki stick. That's the Canadian tradition. Oh, well, fine. Exactly. When we perform an assault on somebody we use a hockey stick is just Canadian.

Zac Saleski: 22:42

Not even goalie stick. By mean. That's that's really really good. Some damage

Murph: 22:46

can Yeah, that's yeah, that's the assaulter or the hockey stick. No. Oh, my

Zac Saleski: 22:54

God.

Murph: 22:57

got dark.

Zac Saleski: 23:00

Welcome back, everybody. It's unreal.

Murph: 23:04

I kind of wish and I know it would never happen would have been awesome if like, in medieval times of the Canadians had developed a hockey stick ax to perform public executions. Damn. Yeah. Did you imagined Yeah. Just surprised it didn't I know. Right?

Zac Saleski: 23:22

Then they just down to earth hockey.

Murph: 23:27

It was a much around a medieval times no more. Well, guess the argument would be Canada was around but it wasn't really around in the medieval times. So

Zac Saleski: 23:33

and starting things. There's waiting for the Vikings come over. Exactly. Yeah. You know,

Murph: 23:38

they have the naval millions.

Zac Saleski: 23:39

You could play say, Yeah, we got some space over here. No, no. We're going to Ohio. Yeah. Why? We don't know that this history of Ohio.

Murph: 23:54

Right. That's it. That's how we found it. That's it. Nothing else.

Zac Saleski: 23:58

It's like It's like the old Robin Williams like story when he had open heart surgery one time. Oh, Robin Williams. Oh, I don't know the story on his on Graham Norton A while back, but he basically was like, he had like a heart attack and he woke up from surgery and they're like, alright, Robin, do you know where you are? It's like, no, like, well, you just you're at a hospital. You just had open heart surgery. And you're in Cleveland. He's like, why? It's like, it's like well, your heart ventricles like half of them were you know, clogged up so he had to deal with it. He's like, okay, it's back back out.

Murph: 24:39

And they beat baseball bats.

Zac Saleski: 24:42

Dear God, he won't awake.

Murph: 24:45

Oh my gosh. That's a very interesting story. Yes, that's Yeah, that's interesting, but it's so very non Robin Williams like if I would've done weird voice Do you like, like, Oh, wow.

Zac Saleski: 25:01

I'm sorry he's not animated after

Murph: 25:02

hardly. Sounds like a long. Rodney Dangerfield. Alrighty,

Zac Saleski: 25:08

some ripping the chair. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. Unbelievable.

Murph: 25:12

We don't have a chat group in the chat. You're like looking around like we don't have a chat. It's just us. It's a

Zac Saleski: 25:17

gamer thing. Just just the chat somebody gets out somewhere. How you how you coping without hockey coaching right now.

Murph: 25:27

But tough man actually. I just started looking into some other jobs. But yeah, that'd be that'd be interesting. Maybe next year.

Zac Saleski: 25:34

I just saw on the state. They had state tournament. Yeah, the other day.

Murph: 25:37

I know. I think like Burlington from Columbus made it there. I don't know.

Zac Saleski: 25:42

Toledo. St. Francis. St. Francis. Yeah, that

Murph: 25:44

was there pretty good hockey. So I don't know who won but I know it was tied in the third period. But anyway, yeah, it's been

Zac Saleski: 25:51

I saw that I was like merch gotta be just hurting a little bit a little tiny bit,

Murph: 25:56

a little bit a little bit. But it's also very like, you know, it's a it's for high school levels of commitment to so it's like, it's like a little bit of both words. Like I definitely will probably go back and I miss it. And I like and enjoy doing it. But yeah, gosh, going to the rink. If you want to the rink like four times a week, it's just after a while. It just gets very old very fast as it's just like, I'd like to be able to sit at home and just kind of chill but it's like no, it's and on top of the three men's leagues I play and so that's pretty much at the rink six days a week. So yeah, it was comes a lot really fast.

Zac Saleski: 26:28

Murphy's a God at the adult league level here. I'm rambling I'd like

Murph: 26:32

to think I'm but I'm not. You are. I'm just a rink rat. What

Zac Saleski: 26:35

rank rat rat.

Murph: 26:36

Let's clearly call us.

Zac Saleski: 26:37

Cheese. I'm a gym rat anymore. Just to regret. I was never a gym rat. Just it's a new term for me. Oh, rank rat. Yeah.

Murph: 26:44

I think that's it. You pretty much put anything in front of rat and it'd be like you're there a lot. So you'll be like, oh, a pitch rat for soccer, I imagine. And then a court rat for basketball. That sounds really bad. That's really bad.

Zac Saleski: 27:00

That's pretty Yeah, it sounds

Murph: 27:02

let's not make that a thing. That's I hope it's not a thing and let's not make it Yeah, I think in 2022 that would get canceled real fast Yeah, but no that's simple answer I don't really have a whole lot of animation behind it just yes I miss him are ultra fine. Something's done by their stern but fair it's I work how about you? How are you ready for coaching yet? Are you gonna be doing that? What are you doing today? Decision? Yeah, no idea. No idea. No idea. It's your very fun.

Zac Saleski: 27:29

Thank you. I got I got she got asked that how to deal with the patreon q&a. And someone asked me that like what's what's your update? Like? Turned out a couple jobs sent in wanting to go back to Germany.

Murph: 27:44

Give them one more but I do it.

Zac Saleski: 27:47

Well, like I had like three interviews with some German teams, some high level German teams and that those fell through and then had offers in the Czech Republic I offers in Italy by turn those down. Because I was like, I kind of like go back to Germany and talking to like a lowly Chairman team. But then it's that's one reason why I kind of wanted to stay here because you know, with all like my job here, we'll just open up another store. I was like, I want to get my feet wet here. Before I really kind of jumped ship again. And then I don't know. I'll do that but but here yeah, getting older man getting older. But high school just Yeah, people won't even give me the time of day on that. So weird. Yes. It's so difficult here

Murph: 28:33

in Ohio football though I get seriously up here

Zac Saleski: 28:36

hockey so different because they're like, We want experience we need that. Yeah. So they'll jump at the chance to bring somebody on like that. Now football here, it's very much like the opposite. They basically look at the individual like wow, this guy is young. He's got this experience. He's probably gonna take my job in the year two. That's mainly what their head goes to. And so now you're like, I don't I can't really afford to bring this guy on now. A lot of times to you based tell the coach I don't want your job and I want this and I want that. And they're like, Well, if you say that now.

Murph: 29:08

I don't know. That's always sneaky like that. Can't trust I'm a sneaky snake right? Old Zack Benedict Arnold Solecki

Zac Saleski: 29:17

wouldn't surprise me. Wow, your labor bans Donald. And now you're done we'll have a little banter going on in us. Little Benedict Cumberbatch in us

Murph: 29:31

that was gonna say oh my gosh, how that guy gets by with that name. Oh, there's gonna definitely be a porn star that somebody's name out there somewhere.

Zac Saleski: 29:43

God it's such a porn star name. It's

Murph: 29:45

such a porn star.

Zac Saleski: 29:47

That he calls his fans. Cumber bitches. Now him personally like

Murph: 29:52

I know that's like, that's hilarious. I would be so funny. Call it called grip of the cover patch.

Zac Saleski: 30:00

copper patch Jesus wow

Murph: 30:06

looks my finger but copper patch and it is throw out throw trash kids welcome and our favorite candy Sour Patch Kids.

Zac Saleski: 30:22

Man if you had a finger would you call?

Murph: 30:24

Ooh, I haven't thought about that. That'll never happen. I'm Hyler Murphy. Right? Yeah. Whoa. Man, you probably put me on the spot here. I camera think I was curious. Right? I guess like the murderers? I don't know.

Zac Saleski: 30:40

Who's following you Oh murder,

Murph: 30:47

right. Yeah God, I feel like

Unknown: 30:53

Smurfs does really make you think of not even the Maple Leafs or Smurfs or

Murph: 30:58

maple or something get candy. Right as a

Zac Saleski: 31:02

branding opportunity, or hold on to that hobby, right? This, this podcast ever becomes big. You

Murph: 31:07

can just raise that I'll do that. Okay, thank you. And then you'll sue me for what you came up with.

Zac Saleski: 31:13

A new batch of metal was melts in your mouth. It's a kitty that like, melts in your mouth and foams you like

Murph: 31:23

you get a free one if you don't show

Zac Saleski: 31:27

it you guys could tell we're branding masters.

Murph: 31:29

Oh my gosh. Like, if we could have gone to school for it we would have which most people are like, isn't that just marketing? No. Shut up. Braille is different. And like, yeah, don't get smart with us.

Unknown: 31:40

Don't get smart with us. Yeah.

Murph: 31:42

Exactly. Yes. That's serious about this. Man,

Zac Saleski: 31:48

we're going to hell in jail.

Murph: 31:49

Oh, I mean, we were going to hell a long time ago. Like the jail part was just kind of newer. Ooh, very nice. Please. Yeah. I'm sure I survive in jail would be fine. God, damn, my gosh. Well, well, I found out that they're bringing back so obviously when you air this girl Oh, yeah. Just before it, Patrick. Oh, that too. But St. Patrick's Day is next Thursday, which is basically just an excuse for Americans to get drunk and for a holiday streaming. But they Oh, okay. Where do you fall on this but celebrating the weekend before the holiday or the weekend after? I'm pretty sure we've talked about this but okay, what on so basically, this weekend is the St. Patrick's Day weekend because it's going to be on Thursday. Oh, yeah. i My argument is I feel like it should be the week after this is on a Thursday. This is the problem

Zac Saleski: 32:39

with Ohio. This is problem with Ohio. They never like to like celebrate any sort of holiday on the day it's supposed to celebrate. Okay, so

Murph: 32:47

that's what was leading me into obviously if you watch if Zach puts it up on the YouTube, I'm wearing my green Blackhawks hat they're dying to Evergreen tomorrow. So that's a big thing they do in Chicago if you've ever had a chance to go it has a history of big Irish population might want that said so every St. Patrick's Day weekend. People just like drink all day and they die the river green which sounds like a huge Ico problem but I think they use like okay coloring that's okay for the river food calm Yeah, literally the river that runs through downtown yeah right yeah, just actually lead based paint they can't use it anymore.

Zac Saleski: 33:22

See Sherwin Williams Fuck you guys

Murph: 33:27

you can't do that right yeah

Zac Saleski: 33:28

Shut your fucking face

Murph: 33:29

right the EPA they hate it but they can't do anything about it like well it's tradition EPA whoa yeah right

Zac Saleski: 33:39

drunk for this shit right to drug the taste that chicken

Murph: 33:47

damn Colonel Sanders

Zac Saleski: 33:52

I don't care is my favorite

Murph: 33:56

anyway the elephant people organization just shut the fuck up. Oh, that's EPA not EPL so yeah, so they die the river green and like in the morning, it's this big thing and people like go all out for this. I mean, because it's a big Irish population Chicago I'm pretty sure there's for sure the biggest one the US is probably like New York or California but Chicago kind of dominates it because I know Midwest Yeah, I know New York does well but like Chicago was like the place for Irish I don't know why. Maybe it's the cold maybe they just love water. I'm not sure.

Unknown: 34:32

But you're here first of all the water

Murph: 34:35

things Irish. So they die the river green and then they just like drink and stuff all day and act rowdy and all that stuff. So it's a big thing in Chicago. So because of that, like we're in the green hat like Chicago does these really cool like Irish themed warm up jerseys and stuff like that where it's like you know, they got like the all grain and like the Celtic knots on the sleeves like looks really look really cool. Oh, sweet. Oh yeah, they're awesome. But they Oh due for the warm up they don't wear for the game, because that big Irish population like So my argument was basically that I feel like you should celebrate that stuff the weekend after. Yeah, always celebrate the weekend before. So it's not only Ohio. It's like, Chicago is doing it. And I think like other places do it. Yeah. So I hate that. Because, yeah, I guess the argument might be that, like, it's the celebrations leading up to the week of St. Patrick's day a week, but like, people just want

Zac Saleski: 35:25

to drink I hear. It's the same thing with all these other holidays. At least Ohio does this, where it's like they always beat around the bush like what? It falls during the week. So it doesn't really make sense for us. Like, well, then, how about your job? works around that, like cool. He won't ever do that. Like probably get a new job. Get out?

Murph: 35:45

Yeah, it sounds like you're in the same thing as me where it's like, do you like fun? Celebrate? Yeah, do it like the weekend at I mean, try and do a day off. But do it after I can understand. You know, I don't want to drink okay.

Zac Saleski: 35:56

17th I mean, yeah, 18/19 Whatever. I get that.

Murph: 36:00

I don't know that. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, I

Zac Saleski: 36:02

never understand it. And then it's like, it's gonna stick with me in hell, Miami. We were their heads. Now Miami, Ohio, like they kind of really take to St. Patrick's Day.

Murph: 36:13

I don't know, though. Is it? I don't even say St. Patrick's Day. Right. So it's, it's what they call it right? Yeah, they call it green beer day. And it's kind of like they care because there's a big amount of Chicago people there. Yeah. Business School. So it's kind of like a carryover

Zac Saleski: 36:25

nationally known. Yeah, for green beer day. Basically, it's like right before spring break.

Murph: 36:31

So we're still gonna be having classes. Yeah. So but it's always the Thursday before spring break is most people don't go to yet most people don't go to class on Friday anyway, because teachers know it break and teachers know it. Yeah. But they will schedule classes. Some of them. Yeah. And yeah. And that's pretty much it is they literally wake up, like 6am or 5am. And the first thing they'd have is green eggs and ham. Yep. Just like the book from Dr. Seuss. Thank you, Dr. Seuss. Right, they do that and then literally, like, the bars know to make a lot of money that day. So they literally just go to the bars and the whole idea is they just booze and drink. So a lot of them are pretty much hammered by noon. And then sometimes they get some food or the hammer

Zac Saleski: 37:08

is is being

Murph: 37:09

sorry, blacked out. Yes,

Zac Saleski: 37:10

you're down your plaster. Yeah, you're drunk by like, maybe 930 10 o'clock in the morning drugs.

Murph: 37:17

They do pre gaming stuff.

Zac Saleski: 37:18

I forgot about that. They Yeah, they pre gay when they eat the greetings of ham. Yeah. What are you doing? I remember the one that I participated in. I use that term loosely. Right? Yeah. Like there's, there's like a couple houses that we always pass and they would have like their own jungle juice. And they'd just be like, kind of be 1045 and they're just like, well, so guys like God morning.

Murph: 37:39

I just I just couldn't do it especially I was like we'd sometimes have to have practice for club hockey in those days and guys would show up like drunk to practice and we would just get chewed the fuck out. It's like I just couldn't do it. If I did one time try to go like that I normally didn't go out to the bars like yo nights but decided to go out that one night and it was like no like seven o'clock eight o'clock and that was dead like everyone was just so drunk that they were all at home sleeping it off. Oh yeah. And that's like I think the only downside agree beer day is it's not actually hold day like people are lucky to survive to the afternoon and then like the real Yeah, then like the real veterans will like sleep it off a little and then pick back up and then there'll be done by like evening and then others will literally just be like have gone so hard that they're just really sleeping through the whole day

Zac Saleski: 38:26

like it's definitely Murph. Murph asleep for a couple hours and go back out.

Murph: 38:30

Yeah, I was Murphy. I

Zac Saleski: 38:32

couldn't do that.

Murph: 38:33

I not so much anymore as I'm getting older, but I used to. I used to puke and rally.

Zac Saleski: 38:38

Yes. Merv used to be able to that was

Murph: 38:40

that was the sign that things were getting good was I had gone to the bathroom discreetly impute? Yes. Well, I say discreetly, well, basically people be like, where did Murph go? Like I hate to go but I want to puke. And I come back up with Todd. I'm like, yep.

Zac Saleski: 38:53

When we lost, though, when Murph came back and from the bathroom, he knew exactly what he did. And Murph, I swear it was like, game seven. He knew what he was doing. He's like, I know. I know what I got to do to win this thing. Yep. And he just he found a way to coast for me. I was like I was out after the first half like listen guys, I'm tired. I'll die. Big pitch when it comes to that, like longevity

Murph: 39:18

that's fair. Yeah, first, you know how to coast god yeah.

Zac Saleski: 39:21

Merv takes momentum baby he grew up he rides

Murph: 39:25

but then what happens is sometimes like goes too long. And then when people are gonna leave that's when I start doubting drinks it's dangerous. It's like

Zac Saleski: 39:32

oh no, they're closing

Murph: 39:37

shit but

Zac Saleski: 39:38

agree beer day was fantastic. Yeah, you guys ever get oh god Miami's I mean it seems like a lot more colleges are doing it now. Yeah, house they did a few years after I started adopting it but Miami's like number one,

Murph: 39:50

I'm sure we're Yeah, I'm sure we're not the ones that invented it. But we pretty much treat it like we're the ones that invented it. It's like I go you does it too and all that but like, I don't know what it is people little They come to the campus to do to participate in it like people that don't go to Miami come to the campus to do it. Like it's just a very big thing. Just really I don't know how to explain it.

Zac Saleski: 40:09

I've ever seen a bunch of kids like this is on Greenbrier day a couple you probably my two years before I left I've ever seen drunk kids and they will just wander theirselves over to the skyline chili Yeah, and I'm like America myself. This is not gonna end well. No guy man I remember like the whole place and it's pretty big place but it was just packed. It's just like

Murph: 40:33

oh everyone Yeah, but not another handful because it is literally like literally like a drink away from alcohol poisoning like it's like it's really bad. It's bad. So yeah, so

Zac Saleski: 40:43

but the thing is like that's great about that whole stupid but it's it's basically like they die the beer all the bars uptown. Yeah, they die. There's beer green food coloring in it. It's all it is. Yeah. And so people are always fascinated by they're like, oh my god, it's cream beer day. Whatever it is. Every year I do that anytime. Anytime you go to Kroger, get yourself some green food coloring right what yourself now? It's a special to is today, right? It

Murph: 41:10

is to show you like Pac mentality or whatever you want to call it where it's like, there's really no historical significance to it and just college get I guess that's just called a nutshell. Like, yes.

Zac Saleski: 41:24

So they act like we found the goal

Murph: 41:26

sacrifice. The goal took us to Miami.

Zac Saleski: 41:32

Understand he gave his blood for this? Yeah.

Murph: 41:36

Oh my gosh, before leprechaun, right. Oh my gosh. Yeah. No, it's like, did you know they made a motion movie? St. Patrick's Day. Oh, no. Yeah, like though. claymation ones like the like you that we like? It's like the root of it all that? Yeah. I saw it one day. I was like, What the hell is this? Like? Yeah, it was like, we should not watch right. It was like the legend of like St. Patrick's Day slash like the founding of Ireland. It was like the weirdest thing. I was like, it's interesting.

Zac Saleski: 42:07

Like, counting of Ireland. Yeah. So okay, so funny. Baseball merchant routes?

Murph: 42:13

Yeah, well, I'm found out that we got kicked out of Ireland and a lot of our families in Scotland now so we must have done something really bad to get kicked out of there. I will get kicked out of England to go to Ireland and then get kicked out of Ireland Muslims. I'm real bad.

Zac Saleski: 42:26

You know what we're gonna have a podcast on location just for that reason.

Murph: 42:30

Like, Oh, it's you Murphy clan. And I'm like, There's a billion Murphy's out there. I know. The fuck out of here.

Zac Saleski: 42:39

Apparently Merck has a turf war with the O'Brien

Murph: 42:41

apparently. Rockets. Why did you pick that?

Zac Saleski: 42:45

I know so many O'Brien's. Everyone ever asked. Like, are you Irish? Yeah. full blooded. Basically. Not even Scottish just full blooded.

Murph: 42:54

I'm like, okay. No, I Yeah. According to my my dad's sides. My grandfather is like, I think they immigrated here from Scotland. And it was like, yeah, he's still got family over there. And it was like, Yeah, Murphy's Irish name, but we're not Yeah, we we'd left there for some reason. So now I want to know, right, same

Zac Saleski: 43:14

Jesus. I want to know this history. Now. Any genealogists I'm

Murph: 43:19

finding out will either last name. Good luck, or that

Zac Saleski: 43:22

the most vanilla name? Yeah. Tyler Murphy. Yeah.

Murph: 43:27

My father's name Gordon Murphy. Good luck with that one.

Zac Saleski: 43:32

Gord Murphy. Gordon Murphy.

Murph: 43:36

Yeah, take you down a rabbit hole.

Zac Saleski: 43:38

It's Oh, wow.

Murph: 43:39

There's too many people.

Zac Saleski: 43:41

I think I saw one time where just like a football player. highly recruited out of high school. Yeah. What's your name? The Hurley the black kid too. I was like, Wow, good athlete. I've heard of that, too. Yeah. That's like wow, that's not Murph. Nope. Not the Murphy. No,

Murph: 43:54

I mean, no. For a few reasons, probably.

Zac Saleski: 43:58

Based on California like Dan Murphy has.

Murph: 44:00

I am all over the place man. It's just when you think you know me I'm I'm there with a

Unknown: 44:05

spry athlete. Spry. interesting word.

Murph: 44:09

Can you define that word?

Zac Saleski: 44:11

Nimble. Okay, that we're

Murph: 44:15

gonna say sprouted word like it is the word. You're just saying. Sprite. We took the T out of it. No, it is a word. You spell if

Zac Saleski: 44:24

sP r y Spry, Spry Sprite. Oh,

Murph: 44:27

interesting. Google this now I've never

Zac Saleski: 44:30

heard I always want to use that word in the sentence. It

Murph: 44:33

wasn't like a word of the day. No.

Unknown: 44:35

It's such a weird word. It's like I gotta use this oh my gosh, yeah,

Murph: 44:38

I tell you right active lively Wow. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 44:43

Close enough. Right

Murph: 44:47

oh, my gosh.

Zac Saleski: 44:48

grimy Mr.

Murph: 44:50

Potter used it correctly, but not really.

Zac Saleski: 44:52

It Oh my god.

Murph: 44:56

I won't give you the satisfaction Zack.

Zac Saleski: 44:59

Yeah, Miss starving kicked out of Ireland. Exactly just in time for

Murph: 45:04

killed you forget it. You bring it back to beat me up. I've been kicked out Island is remember.

Zac Saleski: 45:10

I'll take you out just like the old Brian's like okay fine.

Murph: 45:13

You don't know why when you're talking about that now reminds me of was that Disney movie with the basketball guy? He was an Irish leprechaun look at the Irish. Oh they kept saying Erie and I was like You mean Ira like no Erie? No like Cleveland

Zac Saleski: 45:31

a oh boy it's our it's like my father's from Cleveland. Oh hi yeah I don't care what you say that's a great it's a good movie. It's x ray DICOM oh my gosh, yes, Jesus.

Murph: 45:46

I have a feeling of I want you to be like What the fuck? But it was like back then it was like not a bad Disney Channel movie like

Zac Saleski: 45:53

kind of lawsuit the whole you know him owning the potato chip.

Murph: 45:56

Yeah, that's kind of interesting. And it's such a

Zac Saleski: 46:00

potato chip.

Murph: 46:02

You know, potatoes and oh my gosh, or unfortunately to like, which I always find weird. It was like, the mother's side. It was like they're doing this rich history. And the dad's like, oh, no, I'm just from Ohio. And it's like, really? Like what you're gonna do

Zac Saleski: 46:15

is coin gets stolen. So she's spending more and more like into a leprechaun. So like mom would says it's haggis. And then she gives them like the bucket with like the pig's feet. Yeah, so it's traditional Irish food is like how much was it?

Murph: 46:29

And then he starts picking up an Irish accent like a werewolf. Gets the ears go when I'm just like, what's like, Oh, God, are they they were leprechauns. Right? That's what Yeah, to allude to.

Zac Saleski: 46:40

Yeah, they're leprechauns because they're lucky coin. They the kid has a family heirloom. Oh, that's right.

Murph: 46:45

I lost it. That band stole it?

Zac Saleski: 46:47

Yeah, yeah, so if you lost the coin then they turn the leprechauns and slowly weird what so if I explain it it sounds right

Murph: 46:54

here. It starts sounds terrible, but do you watch it? It's entertaining.

Zac Saleski: 46:59

So 90s guys a great idea. If you lose his coin he turns into a leprechaun.

Murph: 47:04

You can say he lost his lucky charm

Zac Saleski: 47:08

you killed it. Killed it.

Murph: 47:13

Oh, man. That is a serial here in the US Lucky Charms. Oh in Canada, but yeah.

Zac Saleski: 47:19

Germany today.

Murph: 47:21

I think it's so full of shit that they would be like No, this is disgusting.

Zac Saleski: 47:24

Oh, GMO.

Murph: 47:28

GM Oh my gosh.

Zac Saleski: 47:31

It's like oh, here maple glaze we take St. Patty's Day very serious very

Murph: 47:38

seriously. very seriously. We take our chalets and we

Zac Saleski: 47:43

all God don't even bring that up

Murph: 47:46

like it's a weapon.

Zac Saleski: 47:47

I know. When I was in high school, we had Oh yeah,

Murph: 47:52

forgot about this. We like the worst thing.

Zac Saleski: 47:55

So if you guys like in this area

Murph: 47:59

or chalet is not real quick or

Zac Saleski: 48:01

dog gets what? Surely he's like, uh, was it sticks pretty much a walking

Murph: 48:05

stick while they put the top of it's like heavy and like bulbous. Like yeah, so that like There you go. You can move a sore arm and there you go. You can like you can literally like beat someone to death with it. So like yeah, it's Irish breeding stick it's mostly known for like I think it was kind of like folklore that like old Irish men would walk around with it but then you could go to find out that there was like a medieval weapon. Anyway.

Zac Saleski: 48:29

So the wrong right. Yeah, so like the areas around here. We went to school and high school in Dublin. So like they it's obviously the Irish theme. So every high school is named like after an Irish the mascot so yeah,

Murph: 48:44

coffin it's the rocks even though supposed to be shamrock but shamrocks.

Zac Saleski: 48:48

shamrocks and you got the Irish? Yeah. Then High School. We went to your Celtic's and emphasis on the kilts. Yep. Everyone want to say Celtics? Correct? Nope. Celtic. So I played football there. And our coach got this bright idea. Instead of just having the pride stickers on our helmets. He decided said like anybody with the hardest hit from the week before. We're going to have the golden chalet. And you wouldn't every week. And I think, I think one of my teammates Rick got one at one week. I want it for know for my own stupid reasons. I was like, I just wanna swing that thing around. Just start hitting kids with it. Stupid crap. The time is idle at school stuff. Yeah. But my teammate Ray who's six fives who's big All right. Hard hit from last week good from Rick and it's like yeah, brace up above his head. And as soon as he did our head coach like well, they should treat it like an actual like weapon like Jesus not gonna beat you with it.

Murph: 49:51

But the racist

Zac Saleski: 49:54

blackmail the attack Yeah. Man yet the appropriate

Murph: 50:01

it was literally to and again think Jerome would have all three was the booziest of all three so we got like a bagpipe player that would like serenade you guys out every game like it was like a whole thing and and you guys are good for a while like you guys were one season but your garbage was the title we've got like all the sophomore year yeah got this bag paper leading and then they got still got a bell as well like they just basically have all these traditions but like

Zac Saleski: 50:28

alright victory bell everybody like know the victory bell they have every single field but yeah we were special because they had like the it was weird because like they were introduced us to come out in the field and then they would have I mean run out of the field that come out and then they had a bag fight for like slowly taking this time and just doing this little song whatnot. Everyone's like having like to run around them like I don't want to I don't want to bump this guy over just go around them. It's like he just casually walks up center of the field like

Murph: 51:03

just has already warmed up and ready to go. kick offs happened and he's still walking

Zac Saleski: 51:07

guys playing like the most emotional song ever. He's got some feelings he has to work through. We're just like, I

Murph: 51:12

when we do live solo, we kick them off and we just let them finish. You feel bad, but technically like yeah, he's like

Zac Saleski: 51:19

the only one who does it. So you're like, right, I don't know. He's a rare breed.

Murph: 51:23

I mean, it was just for a lot of things. But I think most of the time a lot of bagpipe songs were like for this spirit going into the next realm for the Irish like oh, I'll take that all that Yeah, so it's like make sense. Yes. It's like one of those things where it's like oh, like Yeah, it's not meant to play a banger. It's kind of like man that Purple Rain

Zac Saleski: 51:43

she's lit bro see the way the man squeezing the bags, right? She's pupper

Murph: 51:52

I'm pretty sure he's playing levels by Vici

Zac Saleski: 51:56

man shit bussen

Murph: 51:58

bro right. Pushing P

Zac Saleski: 52:02

Damn. Good times

Murph: 52:04

are like pushing bag.

Zac Saleski: 52:07

Credit credible Murph, you're on fire. Just like the bagpiper guys got some feeling workout

Murph: 52:13

right. Oh my gosh.

Zac Saleski: 52:15

So we actually will not be

Murph: 52:17

yeah oh, I guess I should say hey, tell him Oh, wow. We will be taking Well I guess we were kind of already on a hiatus because of unfortunately just our work life schedules getting a while since we were able to do it. Thank you for adding that. But we will definitely be taking a week off. There you go. You shut the fuck ash All right. Now we will be taking a week off because I am going to Sin City Vegas. Unfortunately, I will be there for a few days for work. So I will not be having too much fun. And then I'm staying a few days after to have fun and see which I am super excited for Yeah, my first Vegas Golden Knights game when they play against Chicago. So I'm looking forward and we'll try to take videos and pictures and things like that, that Zach can share whatever he wants to do with it. And obviously hopefully have some good stories for you guys when I come back personal collection. Right? So I have been to Vegas once but when I was there it was like, like five years ago six years ago and that was when Vegas did not have a hockey team. So this will be my first time experiencing all of it and I'm pretty pumped in that also kind of fun thing I found out that I haven't seen in a long time is it's a noon game their time is like an afternoon game. Yeah, so it's gonna be kind of fear weird. So my girlfriend's being either and I told her I was like, well, on Saturday we're getting up getting coffee and going right to the rink because I guess they have really cool like pregame rituals and things like I think they have like a drum line and all that stuff. Yeah. So it's pretty cool.

Zac Saleski: 53:48

Look, I'm I'm looking very forward to it like to be there early for the skate around.

Murph: 53:51

Right. Literally everyone I've talked to that have experienced that. Even my dad a seasoned 20 No, sorry. Yeah, probably 2029 Maybe 30 1000s of 30 year veteran was like, Tyler take vacation and watch the game. He's like it's insane. So I've heard the building just nuts in Vegas right now. Vegas hunting for a playoff spots. So I imagine. Yeah, I imagine not going to be I hope Chicago does well, I don't think they will. I will support them. But Vegas is just Vegas is good. And they're looking to make a playoff run. So I know that that's gonna happen. So their call

Zac Saleski: 54:25

is coming back home. So

Murph: 54:27

luckily, flurry Oh, yeah, sorry. Sorry. Fire. Yeah. Thank you, sir. I think this already happened though. Basically. Yeah. Okay. So when you play teams in your own conference, so because Vegas isn't the last conference with Chicago? I think they're guaranteed to play each other three times. So I think I think it may have already happened, but I'm not 100% Sure. Okay. But yeah, it will be done like that. Yes, go. Yes. So looking forward to that. So unfortunately, I'm sorry. We'll be taking a week off but also I'm not sorry that I'm going to experience the school stuff and I'll make sure to hopefully have fun. Sorry for you guys. Even though unfortunately, you My girlfriend's are very tame. So we've already like talked about things we're going to do there and it's like, I don't know if we're going to make our way to a club. Vegas is fucking expensive. So I don't know if you want to do that, like, last time I was there I was at MGM. And we went to their club in MGM, which is awesome. And a Vici was playing, and it was great. Beer was like, 12 bucks for a bottle beer. Oh, yeah, I'm like, I'm lucky I'm not not gonna do that. So some of the things obviously like, anytime you go to Vegas, those that haven't been like, you got to do a show like I did a Cirque du Soleil show was awesome. Kind of weird. But Penn and Teller, their magic show was awesome. Nice. Um, you know, doing that stuff. This time around. I saw also Liberace Museum, which is kind of funny, though. Yeah, it was kind of funny

Zac Saleski: 55:46

for some of you picture of that years ago. It's like it was hilarious. Hey, you're just gay this guy? I don't think I said that. Like that, but he sent me like pictures of his outfit. Like you would wear this right?

Murph: 55:57

Yeah, it's very, very flashy. I think this year though, they have a cool mob museum so I'm gonna go check that out because I love mob history stuff. So go check that out. It's pretty cool

Zac Saleski: 56:08

stone Fincher off too far right don't go to gold and silver Pawn Shop though

Murph: 56:12

oh I know right? I hear that's like not as cool like it's like a kind of a yeah it's like bitch to get into I've heard

Zac Saleski: 56:18

it is certain times but I mean it's like they've been there see?

Murph: 56:22

See how far down the strip it is. I am staying on the strip which is cool well yeah, I It's basically just one strip of where all the for those I don't know it's just one but I'm sure everyone knows just one strip of where all like the casinos are and stuff like that. So it's pretty cool. It's

Zac Saleski: 56:37

I had a guy come in one time to the store I was working at and he actually ironically is from that area nice guy and he's

Murph: 56:44

like here it's actually like pretty cool to live in Vegas. Like it's not as bad as people think knows

Zac Saleski: 56:49

this little sketch basically because that's like this woman's the writers first moved Oh, okay, so he's just like people don't know like over there like if you're on the strip you're fine. But if you go like say like a couple blocks off like he's like things can get pretty sketchy pretty quick. He's like there's just a lot of gangs off of the side off the strip and it's like people just love you they don't give a shit. Like they just that basically it's on me but this is years ago so you don't know if it's the same now or not. I've heard the

Murph: 57:19

police because of the tourism they do things heavier now because that's what they talk about how the homeless live like yeah underneath the strip and like these like lawless. What does it call it like Storm tunnels?

Zac Saleski: 57:30

Oh yeah,

Murph: 57:31

but anyway yeah, that'd be curative insured. Well, now it makes you wonder I'm trying to remember where my hotel is. But I don't know if it's exactly off the strip but it's like literally right across the street from the arena. Oh yeah. So you guys should be okay.

Unknown: 57:44

You should be fine. Not ever

Murph: 57:45

well hopefully then I make it back for the next bar as well. I've been stabbed and I'm dead in Vegas. Now if you were Zacks comm in Zach's gonna beat me with baseball bat

Zac Saleski: 57:56

maybe with a gold chalet?

Murph: 57:57

Yeah, there you go. stole it from Jerome come from La La. Sounds like a porno

Zac Saleski: 58:06

cheese. Oh, as always guys, if you guys like this content make sure you guys follow us on all social medias maple glaze podcast, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube for the video version. Also we do have a space face space. Yes. made that a Patreon as well help support the the podcast so Murph can eat once more than once a day.

Murph: 58:29

That'd be great. That'd be great. You guys help with the chair so we also help

Zac Saleski: 58:33

he had to make this sweater out of out of hay. Yes. Yeah. So by the day Hello. That was very What do you say?

Murph: 58:41

Also made some things out of clay.

Zac Saleski: 58:45

But yes, as always, thank you guys. I we will both see you guys next week, Murph.

Murph: 58:50

Happy St. Patrick's Day and goodbye, Murph.