E1 First Podcast Ever

Zac Saleski: 0:02

No and 321 yeah

Murph: 0:07

all right hey, what's going on podcast people

Unknown: 0:14

welcome to the very first very first episode

Murph: 0:18

very first see you know it's gonna be terrible because we're still trying to figure this shit out.

Zac Saleski: 0:22

i Yeah, it's let's I can edit videos all day, but I don't know how to do podcast this is gonna be weird this

Murph: 0:31

is gonna be fun. I feel like should be like TV ma this or is it are or what is this right now PG 13 When I split what scope Am I staying in right now?

Zac Saleski: 0:38

This is bad when when when you say Is this our I'm like the letter i our turn. Turn me dials off.

Murph: 0:47

You're almost you're 31 years old man get out of high school.

Zac Saleski: 0:53

This is this will happen to be turned over 30 seconds your

Murph: 0:56

dad jokes all day.

Zac Saleski: 0:59

Every time someone says exactly. I start twitching man. Why? It's like I was in class. When I was younger. I was like, exactly I'm not again.

Murph: 1:10

I don't know what that means. He didn't wait no story whatsoever. I keep thinking just shutter it exactly. That's all I got from that story. I

Zac Saleski: 1:18

keep thinking someone's gonna call me during class and like, oh, no, no,

Murph: 1:21

that's like me saying I hate the word car. Like what story car? Like, I don't get anything from that. Because I guess you don't realize we haven't introduced our podcast team yet.

Zac Saleski: 1:34

Wow, man. Yeah. We got to log on the world's worst podcast. Zach and this is Tyler.

Murph: 1:41

Yeah, you know people call the Murph what everyone do. Tyler. You pay me enough. We'll see.

Zac Saleski: 1:47

Oh, this is the first episode.

Murph: 1:51

So many of so much. So many.

Zac Saleski: 1:55

First Edition of Maple Glazed. Kind of weird to say that but now it's starting to come to fruition. I'm happy.

Unknown: 2:02

Although this word, fruition fruition. Fruit topia.

Murph: 2:08

Zootopia

Zac Saleski: 2:13

sponsored by fruit topia, that's no longer around, shall we?

Murph: 2:16

Is it like, is it like puzzles? We tell them the name or should we just not tell them the name and just let them guess it over time? What? Like how my grandmother like the puzzles like she'll explain to them why it's called nipple gray glaze. Like, I don't really know if we have a theme to this. We're just kind of going as we go.

Zac Saleski: 2:30

Oh, yeah. So yeah, so two and a half minutes in we barely even said the name.

Murph: 2:34

Welcome and you suck.

Zac Saleski: 2:37

I don't even know how to properly describe it. I guess. I don't know. It's

Murph: 2:42

you can't you just can't. It's too good to know. You just can't quantify it.

Zac Saleski: 2:47

I mean, I spent how many weeks trying to figure out how can I make it too many weeks American? Yeah. and Canadian without being too American or two Canadians. How can I balance this thing out? So this is no

Murph: 2:59

doughnuts. This is

Zac Saleski: 3:01

the best I can do. Yeah, right. Like I kept I kept thinking all right, people associate maple with Canadian glaze with fat Americans. Let's just blend together Maple Glazed

Murph: 3:12

crazy like the doughnuts. So you know, it's kind of goes both ways till we unify.

Zac Saleski: 3:16

Not officially sponsored by Tim Hortons.

Murph: 3:19

Oh my gosh. If we were I feel like that's where we drop the balls a podcast. We should be eating doughnuts while we're doing this podcast. Damn it, right. Oh, God. I know. This is bad. I know. But I don't want to get too fat so it'd be bad.

Zac Saleski: 3:34

Guess what filling this one is? Oh my gosh. Me.

Murph: 3:39

Never said they'd be filling in though.

Zac Saleski: 3:42

Oh, that's a surprise one. All right.

Murph: 3:44

Yeah, seriously. Hunger Games crap.

Zac Saleski: 3:49

So I I kind of figured that, you know, when I was when I was kind of sitting down like figuring this out. I told Murphy idea, but I think he's like, whatever. Let's do it. Yeah. Cool.

Murph: 3:59

I'm down, down, down

Zac Saleski: 4:00

the most. There you go. It's the most spooky season. The most like middle ground Canadian can be like, Yeah, let's do it. Okay, cool. Yeah, so we are

Unknown: 4:10

here. So let's get somewhere.

Zac Saleski: 4:12

So I kind of figured, well, if we're going to do it that way, then you know, we'll just talk about random stuff that we've experienced then we can have merps You know Canadian NIS I like it you know point of view and that you can have my you know, country American ridiculous. Yeah. Kind of intermingled really well. It's true.

Murph: 4:34

Yes. You know, it's even funny that I don't even know what this podcast is about. Totally right now. This is you literally pulling all this stuff out of here. I've got I have not scripted right now. I'm just off script. I forgot to Oh, shit, right. Speaking which I forgot. I don't know or asked you this. Is it true that the Wizard of Oz is Missouri right. That's took place in Missouri, Kansas a little bit? Yeah. Well, that's Kansas, Kansas. Yeah. Okay. Well, as you can see, Missouri, so I know USA I know you guys hate when it's like the same thing but

Zac Saleski: 5:02

no that's I get this crap all the time people are like well at least we're not in Kansas anymore we got

Murph: 5:07

Jesus we are five minutes in I got triggered somehow so so we trigger you

Zac Saleski: 5:12

if you want to trigger me be like oh so well so the Chiefs play in Kansas right walking out of the here

Murph: 5:20

so the rules did there we go yeah there you go. I do got it. So first let's come back to that video we just pause there for a second it gave me like the depth to bed I don't have the camera on me so you see that death glare and then just like just like I'm just gonna skip right past that. Right pastor?

Zac Saleski: 5:40

So we are we are actually filming this and this is going to be kind of a weird thing because we're like recording it we're filming it and then I got to match the audio with the video it's gonna be hard.

Murph: 5:53

Really hard that's what she said but prayer Oh, you know what those speaking of crazy things when I was watching you before I got here you seen squid games yet? Netflix.

Zac Saleski: 6:04

I saw like terrible things on on tick tock some weird Asian man running around.

Murph: 6:10

Dude it's so it's South Korea South Korean and right. Oh God, right. So BTS right now? No. Yeah, no seriously like it's takes place in South Korea. It's something like I don't even know I don't think is again. I really don't know. I haven't gotten to the point yet. If I know if they're filming it or not. It's really just this like it's literally just like this competition to like, earn this money, but people die during it. So I'm not gonna give it spoilers, but I recommend you watch it. I literally binge watched two episodes. Like, oh, I was about to bench a third but just didn't have time. But yeah, it's good. Really good.

Zac Saleski: 6:47

Damn. Yeah. I've been shot tonight.

Murph: 6:49

I think there's only nine. There's only one season nine episodes.

Unknown: 6:53

Everybody would love that. Right? Yeah, it's

Murph: 6:55

crazy. Exactly.

Zac Saleski: 6:58

You say? No, there's no episodes Yeah. First joke. Nice. Try for

Unknown: 7:08

scoreboard right

Murph: 7:10

now, man. It's yeah, it's it's good. I highly recommend it. But like, it's weird because it's Korean. So they dubbed it with English so the mounts don't match the what's saying, but it's actually like, not bad. Like, it's not terrible. It's as bad as you thought like, was the show used to watch like, that was big. When we were kids. It was on Spike. The Japanese show where they would debate with stupid American stuff. And it was like a game shows where they do stupid things. Obstacle Course stuff. Yeah. Again.

Zac Saleski: 7:41

I was watched silent library. So

Murph: 7:44

Oh, yeah, that was good. But no, this was the it was like, like, watch like 1am It was kind of funny. I can't think oh my god. Yeah. Oh, you don't talk about? You've definitely seen there's Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 7:55

Because if you've been up like two or three in the morning, yeah. When you wake up off the couch like ha

Unknown: 7:59

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah,

Zac Saleski: 8:04

I totally. Some obstacle course thing. Yeah, literally,

Murph: 8:06

it was like, I think it was like a legit show in Japan. And then America took it and they're like, Hey, let's just add stupid English audio to it. Yes. Really? All they did because they did like the craziest dumbest events I've ever seen. Like, yeah, it's like that video that got really popular where they're all like lubed up and have to go some stairs but they all keep falling before they get to the top like Yeah, it's like that stuff.

Zac Saleski: 8:27

Just have a show with that but be like the grease up deaf guy. Just run around to see people can catch you.

Murph: 8:34

I think that's it's kind of like that. Except you know,

Zac Saleski: 8:36

they're not. That's what my mind went to.

Murph: 8:38

Yeah, you know, you're sick person. That's fine. Why don't we Deaf? Like a normal person?

Zac Saleski: 8:44

The Family Guy.

Murph: 8:46

I love Family Guy but oh man.

Unknown: 8:50

You ever see parasite?

Zac Saleski: 8:52

No. Oh, that one? It's

Murph: 8:55

the same. It's a movie.

Zac Saleski: 8:56

It's a South Korean movie. Okay, and that's kind of where all this stuff kind of started with the South Korean movement it's like that was the one movie they kind of broke out with everything

Murph: 9:06

with the enemy no enemies Japanese okay. It's

Zac Saleski: 9:09

basically it's it's like this poor family is trying to get by by any means necessary but it takes wild turns. And so it's I I really can't give it away because there's there's so many like different angles that takes and you're like

Murph: 9:24

it's up to you I'm gonna be honest with you. I am no desire to watch it. Probably will never happened it I honestly probably

Zac Saleski: 9:31

say it better than you know. The show you show you're talking about

Murph: 9:36

Oh, you haven't seen it good.

Zac Saleski: 9:39

I know. Good. I know this stuff.

Murph: 9:43

Trust me. Like I said yeah, there's already a bunch of stuff on Tik Tok and all that coming out about this show. It's huge right now.

Zac Saleski: 9:50

Basically parasites like these guys. They this family is trying to get by and this this lucky, lucky guy. It's kids like in high school when they're in the sun. He gets like this really good job, getting a job within a family, I think being a tutor or something. And then

Murph: 10:07

a really good job, like teachers get paid, it's great, will be terribly like

Zac Saleski: 10:11

a private tutor for like, family. So he's making all his money and he's helping out things a little brother, or something like that. And then he he sees this younger girl walk by starts to, like, have feelings for and then he doesn't realize that he come keeps coming home. He gives a little bit of money to his family and they're like, already work and basically they slowly this family starts to slowly walk in and starts to take the place of all the workers at this. Oh,

Murph: 10:41

so it's a mind. Okay, I like it my mess ups. Okay.

Zac Saleski: 10:44

It's wild. And it's it. Sorry if you guys sorry. Like, it sounds like it's been

Murph: 10:51

out for a long enough time. Yeah. Two years, man. Yeah, the funniest part is that we're describing all this but we're sitting in front of a computer and we could like have watched a preview right now. We probably don't think that's how I like it. I know. That's how podcasts work, because that's how that that was it that that big tick tock thing came up or Joe Rogan's like hey, JB pull that shit up. It's like, IMG. You are the Jamie. On the Joe Rogan show. I don't hunt and I don't karate, and I don't do any of that. We tried to choke me. Yeah, right. No, it's great. I've had venison I've never had helped me. I'm assuming they're kind of similar.

Unknown: 11:25

Oh DMT should give that a go right? Like what

Zac Saleski: 11:30

you guys have is actually everyone's first time so you know what? I quit? This is bad.

Murph: 11:36

Cheese. We're given up first episode. We're done. And this is the last episode first and one one title your sex tape. One done.

Zac Saleski: 11:44

So about dissects tape. Yeah. But um, no, it's we do have Patreon set up. We do have our YouTube set up. Thank you. Tick tock is all set up so you guys will be able to catch highlights and stuff on YouTube and all the shorts are gonna be on there. It's gonna be Everything's all set up so you guys can go check that stuff out. I got analysis to my my supporters on my vlog. Thank you crazy because they love the Canadian pneus of Tyler. This is why you're

Murph: 12:13

just weird. It's why they're like members weird.

Zac Saleski: 12:18

This is this will be good because then hopefully I can become big enough we can get Ryan Reynolds to just have a Canadian epic mashup of epic proportions.

Murph: 12:28

I'm going to admit it won't admit it. Run around. It's beautiful man. If I can look half as good as him I probably leave my current girlfriend and just go ham on the town of Columbus.

Unknown: 12:39

Canadian bacon

Murph: 12:41

that's Canadian bacon.

Unknown: 12:43

Oh there goes Zack pull the old switcheroo twist

Murph: 12:49

is that is that really what you do?

Zac Saleski: 12:52

Y'all oh we're gonna get cancelled so fast

Murph: 13:00

only 30 minutes

Unknown: 13:02

didn't number right

Murph: 13:05

it'll Satan but

Zac Saleski: 13:08

also I got I had my my monthly q&a with my subscribers

Murph: 13:14

do you do that and I do that looks like outreach to your fans nice they asked us for feet pecs again

Zac Saleski: 13:23

you know I haven't seen him around a while so I guess I got the hint like hey

Murph: 13:26

perfect we don't do that for unless it's like a really huge number five grands alright so now that you know yourself to go to the salon that's a good heal what is a good heal? What do you know? I don't know. Okay. Anyway sorry i We divert Well, I mean Why apologize is what people want people want to hear so what was your q&a? Oh, wow. Damn, we

Unknown: 14:00

diverge a lot. Oh, took this took all the sewers we

Murph: 14:04

take the scenic roads. Oh, yeah. Continue. routes, routes. routes

Zac Saleski: 14:08

with their butt off.

Murph: 14:09

It's right. Oh,

Zac Saleski: 14:10

somewhere a little bit of gobbledygook on this one. He Um, no. So they were asking me like how did you and Tyler meet? Like some nice

Murph: 14:19

romantic dinner

Zac Saleski: 14:24

I said give me your lunch money. He said how much and then he gave me the money.

Murph: 14:31

Like how about something in the back of school?

Zac Saleski: 14:36

About this Bosco sticks. Oh man.

Murph: 14:40

Those were those crack.

Zac Saleski: 14:43

Just a big mozzarella or like a big horror break for you right stick with

Murph: 14:49

just over processed all that stuff like oil spread on top guy. Yeah. Like it's terrible for that. Yeah. Not even close to being at Italian are what like it just literally the most garbage? Like they probably put like a cheese stick and bread and made it but it was so good.

Zac Saleski: 15:07

Simple. So some kids mess that up. Yeah, but we, man that should have been currency in eighth grade. Oh my I think

Murph: 15:14

kind of was in some markets we just weren't cool enough to be in those markets.

Unknown: 15:18

It's getting the Facebook. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 15:21

But no we I shall take How about how about you explain how we met first? How about we do that?

Murph: 15:28

I don't think we always get our stories different on this business differently. Yeah, I always remember them differently, but basically was attention whore and middle school now? Uh, well, I guess you can say kind of I don't know. Anyway, me. Oh, I don't know. Anyway, regardless, the specific example I can remember was, I had a class with him. And I myself was new to Columbus, but only like a few years. And he was like brand spankin new from Missouri. So I was like, okay, cool. And then I'll just never forget, he introduced himself in one of our classes. And he's like, it was an English class. So like, oh, just write these brief sentences about yourself. Introduce yourself. And he was like, you know, my name is Zack, I play football. I'm a big guy. And I'm sexy. And like, everyone laughed, and I was just like, I like this guy. He's, you know, he says what he wants to say, and I respect that I'm too quiet. I'm too shy. I respect that. He just goes for it. So I think I'm looking at homeroom together. I can't remember what we had together. We had something together.

Zac Saleski: 16:26

It was a thing I told people was had a study, somebody actually

Murph: 16:31

had something. But it wasn't like class class. It was like time that you could actually talk to people a little bit too. Because it feel like in the US, you can't talk to other students during class and the teachers are like, Yo, we're teaching. But like other stuff, you can talk like homeroom and study center, whatever. You can collaborate, collaborate is probably the better word. Let's go. Yeah, I like that. Even though we're not collaborating, but that's probably what we're doing.

Zac Saleski: 16:51

That's what we're doing right now. actly. Exactly.

Murph: 16:53

So yeah, so we just said, you know, elaborate, just kind of started chatting, and all that. And then we actually awesome kid, little needy, but we I gave him a heads up about a kid that always introduced himself to all the new kids. And he was always kind of a needy kid that I made the mistake of like, hanging out with a little bit. And then he kind of I shouldn't say that he was a really nice guy. But unfortunately, he was just too needy that you're just kind of like, Yo, dude, I need space. I need all this. Yeah, he was on the scale somewhere. I don't know. I don't want to talk too bad about him. He was a great heart. Good kid. He just unfortunately, and I might even say his name because it's just not right. But it's just Unfortunately, one of those people that you know, when you meet people, they mean well, but it's just too much

Zac Saleski: 17:34

that you're just too nice to say like, yeah, no, thank you. That's

Murph: 17:37

the Canadian me. I'm not gonna be like, Yo, dude, you're creeped me out, like, get the hell away from me. I got it was just kind of like, yeah, you know, kind of started to back away from him a little bit like, you know, hung out with him a few times outside of school and like lunches and all that, but he just was a little too hardcore, strong. But yeah, and anyway, so I kind of warned him about him. And then we were just like chat. And then he became good buddies with other friends that I kind of had. And we'd have like lunch together and all that and just kind of worked out similar because we were both new people in Ohio, and we both shouldn't say this, but especially here in Ohio, Ohio. You hate Ohio State. It's like an instant brotherhood. So we were not all fans and everyone else here is Ohio State fans. So that was a big deal.

Zac Saleski: 18:19

It's a it's a weird,

Murph: 18:21

it's a weird, weird culture. I think the thing we agreed the thing that annoys us is like people that don't go there are like huge Ohio State fans, I can understand if it's like a professional sport. Like I respect that I promote that blue jackets, Cavs football, soccer, whatever, but when it's college and you never went there like kind of weird to me, like really weird like, you know, the kids pretty much that are you know 18 To 24 playing that role, you know, they're just there to better their life and go on to the next chapter and people they're like people here are like, diehard about it. Like

Zac Saleski: 18:57

the weird thing was like, we would go to Murph went to Miami, Ohio, but then go

Unknown: 19:02

Hawks. Go Hawks, or Red Hawks go skins.

Zac Saleski: 19:05

Exactly, yeah, it's good told her club football. But it'd be weird because even when I was in Akron, or other places, it always be like, oh, like, what are you doing? I'm gonna watch the Ohio State game. Yeah, but there's but the team was playing on Saturday. Yeah, I was gonna watch how state Yeah, I'm a bigger fan. I'm like, yeah, what's Why are you here?

Murph: 19:25

Seriously? Like, yeah, I

Zac Saleski: 19:27

never understood.

Murph: 19:27

Yeah, we had a D one football team and people would pay all people would watch Ohio State Games over the Miami game. So it'd be like, Oh, you go into Miami, unfortunately, didn't go to Miami games. That was like, you know, you're going to Miami game like, Nah, watching the last eight games on the same time. Like what? Like, I'm not going because I just want to go but I'm going to do other things and watch the Ohio State game. So I actually like doing my chores on Saturday, during your house State Games that the city is like dead. You can go anywhere and do anything because everyone's just watching the on state game. Sides. Bars, bars are packed. Bars are always packed. It's cool. I mean, I tell everyone that comes and visits like go experience it's a really cool thing but when you live here for as long as we've lived just kind of after wired kind of like, you know, we need we need more professional sports. We need an NFL team we really basketball. I mean clippers doing fine on any baseball but I'm busy more

Zac Saleski: 20:14

verbally abused one time from a chick in high school because she said, Well, you don't like Ohio State, even though you live here. I'm like, I've been here like two years. Exactly. She liked him. Like, it's not that easy now. I don't. And then I got yelled at for that. That made me hate him even more. I'm like, You know what, suddenly I like Michigan now.

Murph: 20:33

Right? I used to actually it was like, Yeah, I want to go to for a long time. I was like, I think I want to go to Michigan just because of that. And then I realized the academic standards are very high that I'm not making yay. But like, Yeah, I actually had a buddy that went there. But yeah, it's like, Yeah, it's crazy. It's yeah, I still I used to have Michigan stuff all over my golf clubs and I used to wear some Michigan's gear and like, it's crazy that every it's like not that big a deal to Michigan, Michigan vers OSU but it's bigger Do you here in Ohio, because Ohio doesn't have any rivals. So Michigan is the only rival they can think of? Definitely, because like Michigan is Michigan State. That's their big rivalry where it's like, they don't really care about Ohio State.

Zac Saleski: 21:13

A little bit. So during oshio, Michigan week they do but yeah, any other time, right? Yeah,

Murph: 21:17

it gets so crazy. They cancel out the app, so they will go in every time they put an extra this Michigan's logo.

Zac Saleski: 21:24

I realized just how boring Columbus was. This was probably like six years ago, where the Statehouse decided well they were literally doing nothing that week, they decided to make a bill where Ohio State has to play at least one in state team every single every single year. It's like what are we doing? But that's the bills that we're making here like aren't you have to play Akron or Miami Bowling Green Toledo like Okay,

Murph: 21:55

so in all fairness though, it helps those schools so they're like hey, we're playing Ohio State so it helps get the probably the three star or four star recruits that are going after but yeah

Zac Saleski: 22:06

I mean Cincinnati could probably take it to him this time but

Murph: 22:09

did they beat Florida? No no they beat Notre Dame that's crazy. You KV in order

Zac Saleski: 22:14

want to know why? Because they set in Cincinnati and they just they recruited the heck out of that that whole area and they just got the fastest guys in that area which if you guys don't know Cincinnati is like just

Murph: 22:26

solid data good athletes down there. Oh, I got some good athletes on their

Zac Saleski: 22:30

their their high school football is probably some of the most competitive and and I would argue in the nation their conferences that strong year in year out and they got some great kids. I think the most recent one that got drafted was checks and Carmen I got drafted by Cincinnati but he played at Clemson but it just like having now that we got a few other guys getting looked at by Alabama and whatnot, but it's it's insane. It's wild and so it's man It's one reason why they're winning. But sorry get off on get off on football. Golfing tangent not get off sorry

Murph: 23:08

sorry about that. Maybe he does after

Zac Saleski: 23:12

Oh Murphy's just chomping at the bit, I'm just setting him off for double entendres all damn day.

Murph: 23:17

I do want to say I don't contribute much else yet just like you know, lying in the weeds like our Hario he's common That's what she said but someone said

Zac Saleski: 23:30

but yeah Murphy and I that meeting in middle school kind of worked

Murph: 23:33

out we yeah, we really went off a tangent there by the way. Yeah. Right It was really really big. We love becoming the price someone anyone lasted this long on this podcast. That's what Joe Alright, so yeah, we met

Zac Saleski: 23:46

Middle School we we met in middle school and basically I don't we were friends but we weren't like super close until about late high school.

Unknown: 23:54

Yeah, I'd say that it's like slowly kind of built a build we build our

Murph: 23:59

ticket a sugar plant we had to get some you know, put some good soil at it a little bit of shit some water fertilizer, keep the weeds away took

Zac Saleski: 24:07

a few shots along the way but zactly we go no, it's we I end up having some other friends where I've had is like this other group of friends we kind of like I talked to everybody so we kind of like slowly just kind of got to know each other over the last few years and I think junior senior year we really became close and high college was the same way and then I don't know it's weird. We always kind of go on different paths but we always kind of come back some you know, way shape or form so

Murph: 24:40

he didn't think we would hold through what that professional football you were going for. And you ended up back here still. So it's funny. We're both in high school like connected over like, not the biggest fans of Ohio ready to leave at any moment. And yet 3130 years old, so this will be what man were what over 10 years after high school. Right? Exploring Jesus.

Unknown: 25:01

Yeah. Before old 12 years.

Zac Saleski: 25:03

Yeah, we're

Murph: 25:04

oh nine Yeah, graduate. oh nine. So yeah, that's Chico's cheese. But yeah, it's

Zac Saleski: 25:09

I didn't it didn't not hit me how old I was when it wasn't like the alumni like getting saying it in Dakota it was for me it was, oh, who was it this year, I think a couple of her classmates got inducted into the, into our high schools Hall of Fame. And I'm like, wow. And these guys are getting special awards. And I'm like, Oh, wow. I'm, I'm shit. I always love how people kind of have that moment like, the hell have I done?

Murph: 25:39

You know what, though, in all fairness, like, it's to the people that listen that are from Columbus. It's like, it's quiet, but it's a good it's not too expensive. You can kind of do pretty well around here. Just kind of, you know, work in and live in. And, you know, a lot of people come back a lot of people come back, like if people leave for a bit, but then they come back pretty quickly. It's really weird. Yeah, it's very weird.

Zac Saleski: 26:00

Like, kids will literally they'll go out of state for college for like a year or two. And they always come back.

Murph: 26:05

No, it's my guess. Yeah, we didn't go out of state because like, oh, yeah, we went to the area. I mean, I

Zac Saleski: 26:10

did. I started

Murph: 26:12

out. Sorry. Yeah, you did? Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 26:13

Then it kind of came. came

Murph: 26:15

out. I was kind of a shitty school though. Well, like who goes like Dakota? Iowa? I love it. Same thing. It's all the same out there.

Zac Saleski: 26:24

I wanted to be close. I wanna be. I wanna, I wanna

Murph: 26:29

what? Sorry, this way you say that? I want to Iowa. I want to be closer.

Unknown: 26:33

Oh, god. Yeah. Get out of here. Oh, yeah, I forced you out of here, kid.

Zac Saleski: 26:40

You out of here, man. I know, I wanted to be closer to Missouri. Like to cancel. Yeah, I was only like three hours away. And I wanted to have that freedom in case I want to go down there. But honestly, I was like, I realized what I got. I was like, not gonna get my car here. What the hell am I gonna do? Right? But then, yeah, I spent a year there. And then I told the coaches. I had it my exit meeting. And they looked at me. And they said, Well, I got to ask this because, you know, you know, I asked everybody this, but I already know the answer. So you're gonna come back next year? I'm like, probably not. I don't know what. Like, what, what do we need to do? And then like, I told them anymore money, man. It's just very expensive to go to school here for no reason, right? And they're like, they're like, Oh, we'll get back to you about a week or two. And like, let you know, like, I gotta tell her coach, and we'll figure something out. I didn't hear anything. So it was weird. Like, it was a mass exodus. It wasn't me. It was like, just me and like, 20 other kids that left. And I think three other kids in the plane like, you know, at least do you wonder why here do you one. And they all got redshirted, like the year before in our school. I was like, What the hell are you gonna do? She is?

Murph: 27:51

Yeah. Yeah, that's, that's, that's the part about the small schools. They're not cheap. Like, especially what was Catholic to right,

Unknown: 27:59

Franciscan? Yeah, but,

Zac Saleski: 28:03

uh, it's interesting. It's like, it's not like, it's a branch under Catholicism, but it's like,

Murph: 28:09

like California and

Zac Saleski: 28:12

California Catholicism? Yeah, like, take the highway never get off.

Murph: 28:17

Smoke weed every once in a while, you know? This is close to godness. You know, it's all good,

Zac Saleski: 28:23

man. We all live under the underpass. We're fine, man. I'm gonna get killed on that one. But no, it's Franciscans like you. It's basically what's what's the term like volunteer basically, their whole religion or like subset of religions, like you volunteer your time to help others and you just, that's kind of your community service, basic community service type of Catholicism a niche,

Murph: 28:53

like all all religions are community service based. Like,

Zac Saleski: 28:57

it's, well it's under base under St. Francis, which gave his time to the poor and okay, the not healthy and, and so I was I mean, he was cool. I had fun. But I was like, you know, it was a nonprofit. So there's like, no money coming in. Oh, this is. And some of the teachers

Murph: 29:14

they still had a football team. Interesting. That's,

Zac Saleski: 29:16

I know, it's expensive to do that. I'm sitting there like, in class, and I had some of my best teachers there. But the rest of the teachers were just angry and I don't blame them. It's Iowa. It's cold.

Unknown: 29:27

Oh, yeah. I get it.

Murph: 29:28

Yeah. Yes. Had under I've never heard that before underground walkways. The class was so much snow. That's awesome. No, but

Zac Saleski: 29:34

they would have these underground. These underground little tunnels that connect to like the main building. So if you're, you could actually wear shorts in the winter. And like, you know, ultra freezing temperatures and go from building the building. But it was it was kind of I mean, it was cool for a few weeks. And but it was lonely.

Murph: 29:53

Like it was like that's like the that's like the premise of like a scary movie or something like city or something like was ease

Zac Saleski: 30:00

Akron was like that almost because we, because you would get to like, the campus was fine. But on Fridays like I've never seen anything like because it's such a commuter school like it was dead. Like on Friday night it was dead. I'm like where the hell is everybody at? I remember thinking myself I'm like, even like the the sorority of frat like, road. Yeah, there's like one row of all like, ready for houses and they're like, there's a couple houses partying and songs and college is bigger than Miami. Like this sucks. Like, give me out. And I live I live in an apartment. That was across the street from a Oh, a gay bar. I'm like, Oh, no. And every now that I look outside, and you just see like this, this gate, he just like wave me and like, Oh, no. Oh, yeah, they're

Murph: 30:54

recruiting.

Zac Saleski: 30:56

Like, wow, you're a large man. Oh, boy, but now it's it's, I am happy. It's weird, because, you know, like I said before Murph and I kind of like take your time away from each other then we just kind of come back. No, it's not. It's not gay. No, it's It's bro. Love podcast.

Murph: 31:14

It's podcast, podcast. podcast, podcast. No, it's fun. Fun. It's been great. Yeah. Why don't you smack me? I don't know. We smack me. Do it.

Zac Saleski: 31:31

No, it's It's been interesting. Yeah. Good time. Very good time. So more of House House Canadia.

Murph: 31:37

It's been a while since I've been there. So I really can't tell you so. Yeah, right. That's it on there. That's a whole nother thing. Because my keys

Zac Saleski: 31:49

just glaze. No, no maple.

Murph: 31:50

Exactly. Now, I'm being a Trudeau one. So that was kind of cool. I guess. Barely. But he won.

Zac Saleski: 31:59

He stopped those box. Totally. Probably worth throwing rocks at him on

Murph: 32:03

the Yeah. And then. Okay, hold on. Actually, I don't know. We'll see if this gets cut out or give me some sort of sign up on the wrong way. But I saw something's kind of funny. So, obviously, you saw on the news, right? Uh, hopefully, I don't know if the podcast listeners have the horrible thing that happened. I think it was outside Toronto, the indigenous school and all the bodies that were found. Oh, damn. Yeah. Did you hear about that?

Zac Saleski: 32:27

I think I saw like, some headline but I don't

Murph: 32:31

look Yeah, so basically Long story short, but there was so obviously, you know, horrible but as history people it was so me and Zach. I don't think we preface this either your whole history people. Now of course. Zach's history timeline is like colonial Civil War, American independence, like that kind of stuff. Mine's a little more World War One to like, basically, frat boy history and Zach's more like, yeah, exactly. And yeah, in Greek mythology, really, I'm just kind of all over the place my history, but it is what it is. But anyway, so yeah, so this article came out. And so obviously, unfortunately, indigenous people, as they call them in Canada, or here in the US, it's Native Americans, or native or Canada to the common natives. Obviously, they had been oppressed, and they've had all this crazy stuff happen for a very long time. Unfortunately, even in Canada, which has been viewed as, like a very progressive country, unfortunately, has not always been that way. In the early years, yeah. So what happened wasn't happen here in the US, too, was there were schools that were built made for these Native American children to go to and they're mostly Catholic. So their whole idea was to change them from their native ways and make them Catholic. And the thought was in the the excuse was that the native ways was demons. So Catholic was, you know, basically saving their souls. Anyway, so there's this old yeah, there's old school in Canada. That's been around I think they said they closed it in like 60s or 70s. Like they've been around a long time. Long time. So been around? I don't know what prompted it. But they decided they were like, looking into it. mass graves. Oh, children died.

Zac Saleski: 34:07

shizer Yeah,

Murph: 34:08

I know. It's terrible. Sorry, this podcasting about turn. But anyway, it'll, it'll Yeah, it'll kind of lead to something else here. So comes out recently, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible. So they look into it. And obviously, you know, unfortunately, I am Catholic. But unfortunately, back in the day, which I'm not proud of, you know, they were they were rough on these kids. And these kids would try to at least kind of keep somewhat of their identity, which we all should have there. And I'm a big proponent of that, like, know your history, know, where you've come from, you know, lets you know where you've been, where you've been and where you're going. And, you know, trying to keep that basically, the schools are trying to get do everything they could to get it out of them. And sometimes it resulted in their deaths. And so instead of reporting it to their families, they would just bury them and nothing was ever thought of it because indigenous people were just like, no offense, and I know this is a hot button topic right now, but like, I feel like indigenous people were lowest on the totem pole as far as like social hierarchies, you and I mean, like I understand, you know, that's, that's most people during that time too. Yeah, like I understand, like, there were other groups that were oppressed very heavily, but I feel like indigenous have gone through the longest and the most compared to a lot of others. And we just don't cover that, because there's not a lot of them anymore. Yeah. Which is like, I would read, I know, people are gonna get triggered for me telling him that, but like, please do the research. You know, seriously, don't but please do the research. Like, I'm being dead serious. Like, I'm not wrong in saying that, like, you know, they, for a very long time. So anyway, obviously, you know, we had Christopher Columbus Day completely reversed now to indigenous holiday because of it like you don't mean like, it's bad. So anyway, so it gets to kind of my current point. So obviously, Canadians are very good about recognizing the faults and trying to make up for them. So they've decided, they say to make like the last day of September, indigenous day, which is kind of interesting. I don't know, they just decided to do that because of all this. So they did it. And of course, in every special day, there has to be a theme. So the theme color is orange. Which I was kind of like I fit that's kind of racist. Like, what does it have to be orange? Like, that's the indigenous digitus day color. So, so literally all over Canada. So like my cousins and my family that are up there, in that post on social media, were saying were orange on the last day of September for indigenous day. And like, don't get me wrong, like, and I know, Zach, I don't mean like, have good talks about it. But like, Ken is very good about being somewhat inclusive with a lot of things. Very, like, the problem is, is that they don't do their research when they think of things. So like, they'll like include things but it's just like the dumbest stuff that just doesn't make any sense. Like they orange. Like I like that's almost worse, like couldn't have like, couldn't have consulted some of the the native because they're still there. Unfortunately, they're still reservations for the native natives in Canada. And so he doesn't think they can, like consulted them and like, I don't know, like something better than just orange. Like,

Zac Saleski: 36:57

I can see the natives now just like, bro,

Murph: 36:59

so yeah, we do seriously, but seriously, like, it's just yeah, it's I mean, don't get me wrong. The the natives in Canada, fortunately, it's kind of another hot button topic. But they because the government feels so bad, they give them kind of unlimited rights. So like, here in the US here in the US in parts of Canada, you can't if you're driving and see like, but if you see like, if you see like a moose or deer, you have to like respect the boundaries, whereas natives are more than welcome to shoot them off the highway. Go grab them, dress them there and take meat with them. Oh, yeah, they also don't have to pay Yeah, they also don't have to pay any sort of sales tax. So like my grandfather, big if you ever want cheap gas go to in the natives, and they don't have sales tax on our gas. Oh, so like, I know that sounds sounds two birds with one stone. I know. This sounds terribly racist. But I don't think it's true. It's unfortunately. So like, sometimes, unfortunately, Canada Canadians don't always look great upon the natives because like, they kind of abuse this stuff. And it's just like, you know, but it's like, but they're, I mean, I've met a few of the great people, and it's a great culture, and it's one I wish I was a part of, but unfortunately, it's like, I'm not I'm Irish. But I'm Canadian. But like, Yeah, but it's like, you know, but anyway, go back to my story. It's like, yeah, like oranges what they've been designated on one day like, it's like, you know, yeah, one day when the US whole hispanic heritage month but like the negatives get one day in Canada on the end of September. Oh, god. Yeah, it's yeah, it's it's I don't know. I maybe I'm overthinking when I'm like, That seems kind of bad. Like everything that's come out,

Zac Saleski: 38:34

like, well, that's a hell of a first episode we got here. Oh, yeah. Versus like, I'm gonna tell you what's wrong with Canadians. No, I

Murph: 38:41

mean, it's, I mean, I'm not wrong. It's just unfortunately, it's like America. No, we

Zac Saleski: 38:47

got our own problems,

Murph: 38:48

right. Well, these Canada, they will recognize it and I'll try to make the word, but sometimes they do it. Oh, yeah, they do it too fast. You're like, just just take some time. Make sure they're right.

Zac Saleski: 38:56

They're so quick to try to write their wrongs. They don't even bother. Like realizing, Oh, this is why we messed up in the first place.

Murph: 39:03

Seriously, so seriously? Yeah. Seriously,

Zac Saleski: 39:07

that happens man. I'm just Oh, yeah, that's God. But it's it's while and like Murph said, you know he it's weird because he kind of where I don't really like historically there's areas where like maybe my my knowledge is is very there's gaps in my knowledge so I guess Murph kind of picks up where I don't know I try I try I'm not a big world war one guy Murphy's Yeah. More World War Two American Revolution i a big revolution.

Murph: 39:38

Actually then we both connect on World War Two because we're both pretty barren world.

Zac Saleski: 39:41

Yeah. Yeah. Weird. I think you rely more on like, on you kind of had with them more Canadian point of view. I do. Yeah. I do. Like how the West responds to parts of Europe. Correct. But I is weird, because if you guys actually I do have a YouTube channel. That's one reason Why we kind of started this podcast because we're big history nerds. And obviously, you

Murph: 40:04

know, we both love we both love Europe. Unfortunately, he's been there more than I have. Yeah, yeah. So but we're both we're both big European history people. It's just yeah, he knows a lot more than I have. And he's been over there more than I have. But yeah, seriously,

Zac Saleski: 40:17

it's mainly because of football. But that's kind of that's what I've been doing. But if you guys have not yet I will actually post it in the description. I do have a YouTube channel. So Murph and I do go to a lot of places historical places, and this some that we've been trying to do for years. We just never did it. Merle Murph brought it up. He's like, Hey, we should go to museum was the Heil History Museum. Yeah, so for years

Murph: 40:40

I've never done I know he's never done that.

Zac Saleski: 40:43

We keep saying that for years. And we should do this and I kind of got the ideas like you know what, no, I started vlogging I'm like, we should just go these historical places document it and then put on on YouTube because people don't really realize like Ohio has so much history here on it just it's this kind of a glimpse you know, in in just major historical points but there's so many like key things that kind of happen here a lot of famous people to a lot of them we

Murph: 41:09

even even Miami 1802 Like we're one of the oldest like we're up there one of the oldest schools in the nation like literally the the East was founded and then Ohio was like the next state to come after the East was done like yeah, I'm

Zac Saleski: 41:22

crazy. We went to a I was a war fort and oh my gosh, in Ohio here it was like far the only remnant of some evolutionary what Yeah, it's like this big war for and obviously a highway kind of actually cut right through and fortunately because of you know, Camaro China, the interstate highway system, but they once were expansion, that's where expansion of the highways go,

Murph: 41:48

Eisenhower. All right.

Zac Saleski: 41:52

But it was wild because the first time I went there, and I think the second time won't Murph, but the first time I went there, the basic lady was explaining to us like, oh, yeah, just this is American Revolutionary War four, it basically stopped the British from coming and that's really it. Oh, good. Right. You stopped them. Yeah, but they got through them they will work with the Indians and just flush all the all the other Americans out like really just Just one. Just one stop. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't have any supplies and like, Okay, that's it. I just, I just an ass. I'm like, I feel bad when like that. Pretty sure. I

Murph: 42:31

said that too. I was like, pretty much this was just known for Yeah, known for trying to stand up against the British they all got killed starvation. And that's it.

Zac Saleski: 42:39

That's the best part about it with Murph, though. He's like, Yeah, it took them mercilessly, like he likes to read Oh, I'm more visual. But mirth loves to like, just, you know, absorb everything. So he's reading away and after the whole tour, he's like, so that's just it, right? It's like, the realization like, Oh, okay.

Murph: 42:59

Fortunately, history is like that. You feel bad. Yeah, people died and they had an agenda and they did their duty but at the end of the day, and then the whole glimpse of it, it was just like, they literally fought for I think it was that was it to the British came down, fought them and then went back up to Michigan, which just got to like, they pretty much defeated them. Just let them know like, hey, we could defeat you. And that was pretty much it that like it was just like that was really they didn't do anything after that, like,

Zac Saleski: 43:22

well, cuz they're trying to come to Ohio. Yeah, get me to Americans and then work their way across Pennsylvania, and try to cover like a stronghold up there. But they're like didn't work there to New York. It was funny, but no, it's we it's while we've been to some

Murph: 43:40

crazy place great spots. So I said we're about to run actually, that's a great part. We've been doing this forever. And I feel we're never going to run a places here in Ohio from abandoned football fields to colonial stuff to just everything. It's crazy. We're a lot of things here.

Zac Saleski: 43:53

The band and stuff is always fun. Yeah, it's hard to find the band stuff now and tear down pretty quick. Yeah, like Ohio is that right? That weird state where they are expanding so much here it's everything's kind of been knocked down and you know, building up new stuff, but I feel like the getting better with using old spaces.

Murph: 44:13

I don't agree. They kind of renovate them. But yeah, I agree now yay. Fun things.

Zac Saleski: 44:19

But they'll we Yeah, I'm sorry to go off a tangent we get to historical tangents and

Murph: 44:24

oh my god, it's an hour of us. That's how we do things. Right. When I'm talking about South Korean Netflix shows to Ohio History

Zac Saleski: 44:40

incredible are our minds just start linking up

Murph: 44:43

to as what happens we go on scripted.

Zac Saleski: 44:46

Check my home, baby. We'll figure our way back.

Murph: 44:50

We always do something so one of us keeps us on track. The other one just kind of goes off on tangents.

Zac Saleski: 44:55

Yeah, that's that's one of the videos. One of the complaints like guys like white Murph talks a lot. Yeah,

Murph: 45:01

I do get excited when I get Yeah. When I really passionate about something. I'll

Unknown: 45:04

talk a lot about Canada man, right.

Murph: 45:07

And then ever since you said that now I'm just cautious of what I'm talking and then you want to podcast like now I gotta talk all the time.

Zac Saleski: 45:13

This is VEVO glaze just Murph slight a little sugar cube was Zack jeez. Oh God, Josh. But now it's a it's been fun we, for you guys who don't know a whole lot about us. I coach American football and Murph plays hockey because why not? I coach? He does Coach Yeah, Coach will do. We've been there that coaching life but they Yeah, we got interesting, interesting. Athletic backgrounds, nerves, families kind of involved with NHL and mine doesn't.

Murph: 45:55

You're just like football and baseball.

Zac Saleski: 45:56

Yeah. I do a lot like Merced. I've been overseas a number of times basic coaching American football. It's one reason why I kind of got into vlogging and things kind of worked out that way. But then then Merce?

Unknown: 46:12

You know, family does hockey, hockey. That's right. I don't even know what that say that. That is just hockey. Yep. Yes,

Murph: 46:20

I guess I guess to help the users understand. Yeah, my father played and now coaches and the NHL. So that's professional hockey. And my brother. Younger brother plays as well. So unfortunately, the the good gene of hockey skips a generation so I think I got scared well skips a bloodline. I don't know. I don't know how to explain there's not generation I guess because my brother is only two years younger than us. But

Zac Saleski: 46:42

present for a middle child. That'd be like no. What? We'll do this by myself. Yeah, you guys. Yeah. It's usually like the fingers kid.

Murph: 46:49

Yeah, it's right now thanks. Yeah, maybe feel better. Feel better. Yeah. Exact first, or

Zac Saleski: 46:53

like the the first kid or the third kid? Always? Yes. Yeah.

Murph: 46:56

Those Yeah, I did not unfortunately, um, got the lazy gene. Now. But unfortunately, yeah, centric. So no. Yeah, no, he's he did that. Well, I like to think it's probably because he chose the position my dad actually played in so my dad knew a lot of good advice, whereas I chose goaltending, which is nothing he knew about so. But oh, no, it was definitely you definitely can tell it's professionals compared to average people like myself, like, the work ethic, the dedication, all that stuff. Like just like, No, I don't think I don't think I was ever meant to do that. So

Unknown: 47:28

dad wouldn't be a goalkeeper like, okay.

Murph: 47:31

Oh, no, he loved it. He supported it. He used to be one for a little while, but he just had a lot of knowledge of it. Because he didn't dedicate so like. So what's that? 1000 hours or whatever book or something came out about being professionals. He had dedicate 1000 hours to something or something like that. Damn. Yeah. So it's like, yeah,

Unknown: 47:46

my 3000. Right. So I'm slow.

Murph: 47:51

I can't remember what the whole thing was. But yeah, basically, some guy did a study. And he just talked to the CEOs and athletes and all that. And he basically they did the math, and it was like, Yeah, you basically have to spend crazy amount of time on something to become good at it. So it's like, that's kind of how like, unfortunately, fortunately, our worlds working now we're like, Yeah, I like having a general knowledge of a lot of things. But unfortunately, they want you to have specific knowledge of something. And it's just kind of like, just kind of stinks.

Zac Saleski: 48:18

That's, that's a lot of stuff that a lot of us kind of go through in this new generation. Now, you got TG two certifications, but, but also to they're like, well, we want you have specific knowledge here. But we won't tell you that that's what we're looking for it

Unknown: 48:32

just correct. Well,

Murph: 48:34

it's got it also, it's also got a basically now it's like they want, you have to be committed to something and then you'll find something that matches that. That's what they want. They don't want, they don't want people that are can fit multiple pull multiple things or kind of work around things. They just want like a specific, I'm going to hire this person and they're going to get the best result for all of this. They don't kind of you know, it was no more training, no more that kind of stuff. They don't want that anymore.

Zac Saleski: 49:00

See, that's been always been frustrating for me because I I'm always a slow learner and a lot of stuff. Because I don't try to like master one little thing. I try to master the whole picture. So when I get it, it's like, bam. It's crazy. So that's like, it's weird, because I see a lot of athletes now. Like, I got to put in, you know, 1000 hours or 1200 I had to put in like 2500 just to keep up and be like alright, that's cool. I got to do whatever. That's just how some people work. Murph, and I kinda like the Murph more booksmart I try I guess I

Murph: 49:33

don't know Yeah, kind of go either way. I have to work pretty hard to but yeah,

Zac Saleski: 49:39

college days just like I'm upset. I haven't got any sleep since like four Yeah,

Murph: 49:45

well, I didn't I didn't business didn't work out that's why it was history says that's honestly that's different. That's different color. Yeah. Like more of like okay, yeah more of a factual create opinions. I was never like, regurgitate crap. Not my kind of thing. Oh, yeah. Now we're both I think we're both kind of like that. I don't care, like you said, just, it's interesting. It's kind of like, I feel like that was the great thing about sports for a long time that we both connected over was like, it was the beauty of being able to do a lot of things. And unfortunately, now, they have degraded to, especially if like football, it's like, you're good at one thing, whereas just like, you know, as a running back, it's like, you're either good at catching or you're good at running. And that's what they use you for. And it's just kind of like, No, I mean, there are rare talents that can do all of it, but it's like they don't coach that anymore. Like even at the young levels. Like I was very big on what you're saying when we coach like you coach like everything else will come later in life you coach or athleticism you coach there you give them the tools to at least understand the game and start the basics. But nowadays they want they want kids that can play and understand the game like professionals like it's crazy, crazy wild no more creativity is wild

Zac Saleski: 50:55

how much games changed, but yeah, it's the creativity is almost gone football and I'm sure hockey the same way. It's it's so streamlined to a couple of systems. And that's got to be the way that things work. Because that's the way that this new generation does it because they haven't been exposed to a whole lot else. So it's, it's where I tell a lot of people in football, they're like, Well, I'm sure Kojak You were good. I'm like, No, I wasn't. I didn't really mentally get it. I worked my ass off, but I didn't mentally get it. Until maybe college. That's when like everything did I good at a good coach that made me understand like, you don't have to do too much. You just play your position. And as soon as you do that, everything opens up and like, and I'm like, oh, whatever, you crazy. And then halfway through my first year at Miami I'm like, oh, oh, well, damn. Right. This is what I've been. I've been losing my mind over write not that hard.

Murph: 51:50

I think the the problem was we look at some sports history like the 60s 70s and the 80s were big and sports history of creativity and trying new things and beating up the norm that it kind of create a lot of the modern things now and now people are too afraid to reinvent zactly they just want to stick with the bread and butter this works it gets people in the stands as pays the bills it's gonna stick with it it's and then the horse parts who was mean Zack agree with us, then they've now put statistics behind it which I think statistics have killed sports. I really do I there I think there's a necessity for them. But to live off of them like these, like these new teams do like a business. It just ruins ruins I found Fortunately, it's great for the A's and it worked for them but I think money Bill killed everything. Because now hockey is doing it footballs doing it. They have all these analytics that those are just sports that never really had analytics like that, like so the players but best analytics are the worst players because they just know how to play secure to the analytics. And it's just it's it's to me it's it's bad. It doesn't promote creativity, like some of the best minds some of the best people analytically or the worst, but it's just it's just that's how life is it's funny it is it's this

Zac Saleski: 52:57

epidemic now with with people who have basically guys who are never athletic, who are in suits who are trying to make their way onto the onto the bench and try to coach their way into you know, the positions are in but I it's it's an epidemic of this stuff. And I used to love football back in the 60s 70s because the West Coast used to be just for passing the East Coast and and Central. Yeah, like Central America used to be all of all, or Heartland or Midwest used to be all

Murph: 53:28

running the ball a little bit. They were paid guys like Oh yeah, it's the everyone

Zac Saleski: 53:32

has, like every region had their own identity. It was crazy. And now you just don't see that. Really? No. Really, it's kind of change and everyone's doing the same stuff. Yeah, that's the that's like overseas. Everyone's kind of do the same thing.

Murph: 53:43

Yeah. Which you know, we both agree there's there's room for analytics but it's just become unfortunately certain sports a workhorse Yeah,

Zac Saleski: 53:50

but football No. Baseball again.

Murph: 53:53

Yeah, Fortune eSports is becoming such a business that yeah, it's they have to put those numbers behind it to explain it instead of just trusting the people you've hired to do their job. And if it didn't work out, oh, well, that's life you fail sometimes, like get rid of them get somebody new in but now it's like, they can use this stuff to try and quantify winning, which is to me just it's like, no, this is a completely different. It's it's kind of it's kind of like warfare, sometimes it's your day. And sometimes it isn't like there's just you can't quantify that. Like, that's just, you know, what were your guy? How'd you guys feel that day? What are your top guys feel like that day? What was the training? Like? Like, what was the opponent doing? Like, it's just, it's just, it's just stuff you'll never quantify in sports. It's like, yeah, it's, it's, it's great that we're all knowledgeable and that the world is moving forward like this. But sometimes, like we have too much knowledge that we're now trying to understand things that you just can't understand. Like, you just you just you'll never be able to predict it. Like, that's crazy. It's crazy. It's

Zac Saleski: 54:50

not welcome. Welcome to our life everywhere. You guys get a little

Murph: 54:53

glimpse deep thoughts.

Unknown: 54:56

It's probably maybe what the hell is this? Right? Yeah, we're

Murph: 54:59

talking doughnuts once

Zac Saleski: 55:03

Wow, Tim Hortons really gonna kill us right now our non sponsor here

Murph: 55:07

dude straight up though if they can hook me up with some old fashioned glazes, dude I will sing there too well I mean I already got a rewards card like I'm pretty much their number one well, Mother number one person get like a David dobrik

Unknown: 55:19

Like Yeah.

Murph: 55:20

Oh cute for life if I can get that be so fat

Zac Saleski: 55:25

your own personal card

Murph: 55:26

yeah like FF star but I know people will have the you know don't be around the pumpkin spice a Starbucks stuff is nice but dude I have a Tim Hortons almost like literally I got a men's league hockey game coming up soon. Tim Hortons is open. I'm gonna get a coffee before to get my energy up here. Yeah, like dude, nine o'clock game and already do what?

Zac Saleski: 55:45

As long as they're off, but I'll stop at Tim Hortons.

Murph: 55:49

So like Conan, he's old fashioned. Don't get in the 1900s

Zac Saleski: 55:52

I just love that transatlantic like, voice they used to

Murph: 55:55

write like a baseball game. Was that oh, the gotcha frosty cup, right? Well, yeah. The guy that the guy that played Dr. Cox in scrubs he was the for 42. And he said that he's he's more antsy that a kitten was like, What the heck is this? It's really only

Zac Saleski: 56:12

talks about he's more confused than I can really? Yeah,

Murph: 56:16

exactly. Yeah. What?

Zac Saleski: 56:17

The Skittles bag

Murph: 56:18

like oh my god, he's more restless on I came with a cotton ball. You're like, what does this mean? It means a sense. So don't put a cotton balls like what?

Unknown: 56:25

stopped the game? Right? Seriously?

Murph: 56:27

Just like, Oh, I'm tuning out.

Zac Saleski: 56:31

And the average average duration This podcast is gonna be about probably 10 seconds.

Murph: 56:36

Oh, totally. We lost them in like the first two minutes. Yeah, I'll be shocked if anyone survived this long. listen to us talk for about an hour. Oh, boy. I can't listen myself talk for an hour alone.

Zac Saleski: 56:46

It's like wow, natives. mass graves. Check. Yeah, check.

Murph: 56:51

We'll talk about spooky season. We got real dark there and then right back up. Oh, yeah.

Zac Saleski: 56:57

Since you guys are all brand new. I am a huge fan of Halloween. This is this is my month. We're also if you guys have not yet make sure you guys check out my YouTube channel is gonna be kind of do my my yearly Halloween trip. I should I gotta get I gotta get my phone that

Unknown: 57:14

we're trying remember trying? Let me get that done.

Zac Saleski: 57:17

But yeah, it's that's kind of been I might do another podcast talk about Halloween stuff.

Murph: 57:24

Cuz I'm sure we didn't talk about this one.

Zac Saleski: 57:27

No, I got good people to warm up to us. But not after mass graves.

Murph: 57:32

Yeah. Sorry about that. People got a little dark there. Oh, you're fine. I was just, I was just trying to pre lewd up to the orange color decision. So I was trying to explain it but like, yeah,

Zac Saleski: 57:43

because les is a proud Canadian. I'll let me tell you about our history. Well, in

Murph: 57:47

all fairness, they Yeah, that wasn't that wasn't a thing until recently. So that's the newest news that came out to make this I think that's why I brought it up. Anyway. We divert. we digress again, but

Zac Saleski: 57:56

let's hope the Canadians are just as as decent as Germans would be like, I understand it'd be like, Oh, I have to listen this now. Right give me another Canadians point of view. Half Canadian

Murph: 58:07

half Yeah, it was wonder what's gonna spoil that. Right. Pledge Canadian right at the right before we sign off. I'm only half half breed. Yeah, unfortunately. I was born in Philly so afraid.

Unknown: 58:20

This is what we get back. Exactly. What was your sister?

Zac Saleski: 58:24

She's just American. She didn't switch.

Unknown: 58:26

Now we're all half brother and sister are good. she get her citizenship like she got she got

Murph: 58:31

her with mine too. Oh, okay. Yeah, no need to file paperwork we literally take my brother was Canadian before we work because he did it for hockey. He had to do it for hockey all day. Oh, yeah. Cuz he went played in Canada for a little bit. So he did it. And then oh, and then we got the paperwork finally got ours done. We just haven't gotten our passports yet. So guys got here Canadian passports now. And then of course, if I ever have children, they are not Canadian. Less of Canada. So pretty much ends with me.

Unknown: 58:52

But yeah, well, you're really good to it. Wow.

Murph: 58:55

Wow. My parents are American citizens too. So they got that now they're off the green card so

Unknown: 59:02

Oh, there we go. There we go.

Zac Saleski: 59:03

See? Every everybody overseas always asked me like hey, you want to get a dual citizenship? I'm like, it depends. I don't know it's

Murph: 59:12

kind of fun. But it is the fun fact.

Zac Saleski: 59:15

It is it's passports kind of cool like it's it's really intriguing you know, but I'm like just I'm like CUSP on a lot of countries where it's like I'm just out of that that line where I can't get it because Italian is like within one or two generations I think he just outside of it. And then polish you can maybe get one but I'm like

Murph: 59:37

didn't really want it. I mean pulling appearance go anywhere.

Zac Saleski: 59:41

Pull in chair not at all. Yeah, we can't trace but oh, what a first podcast

Murph: 59:48

right man, we want to first we filled this up actually I kind of thought we would have a lot of dead time. We need to

Zac Saleski: 59:53

kind of figure out like what we're gonna overshoot this thing. That's all good.

Murph: 59:58

Yeah, right. Well, right now First one gotta get gotta get thunderous what she said. Someone said,

Unknown: 1:00:04

Oh God, what he said, No,

Zac Saleski: 1:00:06

he says we're gonna end on that. I like it. As always, guys, uh, we're trying this thing every week or every other week. We'll see how it goes. Whatever Murphy has is free. Sorry guys. Hashtag free Murph.

Unknown: 1:00:20

Free Bird. Free, Murph. Alright.

Zac Saleski: 1:00:24

But, uh, yeah, see you guys next time. Say bye. Bye Marsh. Got it.