Zac Saleski: 0:00

Hello,

Murph: 0:01

hello. Good Nah but no that's goodbye

Zac Saleski: 0:06

hello, goodbye good

Murph: 0:09

good oh geez we have to work on that intro.

Zac Saleski: 0:13

I working on that right now okay, we play music and we get happy when we start

Murph: 0:19

we start that's like a lot of things in life just start just

Zac Saleski: 0:24

alright chill I'll get Gary Vaynerchuk exactly you just kind of fuckin start exactly all the curse words fucking right

Murph: 0:33

give as much money as he has you

Zac Saleski: 0:34

can get the good do whatever you want exactly

Murph: 0:38

I had that much money I would probably curse every other sentence

Zac Saleski: 0:43

while I'm fucking locked out

Murph: 0:45

exactly keep the team

Zac Saleski: 0:48

welcome everybody to a second episode of Maple Glazed

Murph: 0:52

I am that's right you shit you wanted this so you get it

Zac Saleski: 0:55

I am glaze and Murphy's maple

Murph: 0:59

sound weird sounds like porn names

Zac Saleski: 1:03

like street swag three Walker and Hayes

Murph: 1:05

seriously

Zac Saleski: 1:06

the name is glazed and this is maple you see

Murph: 1:09

us at the corner like late at night a two for one special he's Blaze I've made but why

Zac Saleski: 1:14

why do you Dave your guy why pay him 510

Murph: 1:20

bucks to find out we got to

Zac Saleski: 1:23

pay at least give me some little bit a little bit of leeway here well

Murph: 1:28

we got develop a clientele you start with 10 bucks you get them to the door and you start charging them more business savvy. Oh bad people don't realize that about prostitution. You know it's it's an entrepreneurship. People don't

Zac Saleski: 1:39

know that about bakeries. It's about prostitution. What are you talking about? Oh, yeah, yeah, just general business. You know what Never mind who's

Murph: 1:47

our network and my German lesson day back backery beggary who bakery for

Zac Saleski: 1:54

Oh, yeah.

Murph: 1:57

Right but the Bacary There we go. Yeah. Zachary. Hey, yeah. Zachary is that is that your official full names?

Zac Saleski: 2:05

It is my official Full Name thank you very much. It

Murph: 2:07

was sure

Zac Saleski: 2:09

except I cut except they spell it dry so everyone's like Oh, you're too good for the A ha Oh my My now

Murph: 2:19

he won't be in a student boom Damn.

Zac Saleski: 2:24

Two and a half minutes and I get this crap is what happened

Murph: 2:27

you hate your

Zac Saleski: 2:29

boy the world war three in here I'm just

Murph: 2:32

setting up for a spin off when we don't work out so then I spent off and

Zac Saleski: 2:36

that's what we have to worry about. Verb Murphy is on his own set of friends and he's Joey he's gonna have his own spin off it's gonna suck

Murph: 2:48

I forgot Yes.

Zac Saleski: 2:49

See? No one remembers him thank you this little crappy spin off there we go we settle that

Murph: 2:57

there we go. Hot start hot take care

Zac Saleski: 2:59

boy got really weird fast um,

Murph: 3:02

no one listens to us for normal

Zac Saleski: 3:06

we're as of right now we're very hot in Germany and small pockets of us by pockets I mean our fits

Murph: 3:13

Yes. Wow. Don't make fun of our by armpits. I mean, like that. Every Wow, obviously. You're the American. I'm the half Americans every part of this country is amazing.

Zac Saleski: 3:25

Everything's amazing. You read white and everything was awesome.

Murph: 3:28

But we do that.

Zac Saleski: 3:31

How dare you sir? This is 81 Honda from

Murph: 3:34

sea to shining sea. We are all eagles and red white and blue buddy.

Zac Saleski: 3:41

From Gleadless shining Glee, exactly.

Murph: 3:43

Manifest Destiny. We're throwing that in there as well. Go get that goal. Just

Zac Saleski: 3:49

this is basically the epitome of our conversations. It's just how many things we can just throw out without without having the first one get confused. Oh, yeah, I just it's a weird contest.

Murph: 3:59

Great content. We have all days of discussion. It's listening random obscure videos and random tic TOCs barely being like, bro, look at this tweet. That's really about it. That's really all we got. Which were 30 years old. While we're saying bro, I have no idea. But you know, that's

Zac Saleski: 4:16

although I'm neither here nor there. I'm getting into the English English thing where they're like bruv rough.

Murph: 4:22

Please don't I think I'll jump out this way.

Zac Saleski: 4:24

It's it's certain words like you treat me like oh brav that's the new one. They probably will never use them too.

Murph: 4:33

Weird. They just said that you're trying to use it. It just

Zac Saleski: 4:37

sticks in my mind. It's like bro, who the hell bro? I don't know.

Murph: 4:41

If he got so many questions.

Zac Saleski: 4:45

Don't we all Murph? Yeah, well, English culture.

Murph: 4:48

Right, buddy? Should we segue that to your the news you've been freaking out about for almost pretty much the whole week.

Zac Saleski: 4:57

Sorry, I have been low key just dying the last few days as Murph perfectly segwayed on this one oh yeah, there you go this is this open

Murph: 5:07

Did you open the door? I just walked right in it

Zac Saleski: 5:10

you walk in the door you're like oh, this is where I parked my car. Stay here for a little bit

Murph: 5:16

that was terrible. Exactly. I just lost all I lost all mojo head going there

Zac Saleski: 5:20

Mojo where's this? No Do you speak up? Awesome probably peace for 30 minutes. But um, yeah, so I am a a Newcastle United fan. And Murphy is a obviously Chelsea fan. So yeah, you guys have seen our my videos on YouTube? You guys have probably seen them were random Chelsea stuff. No, he's not lost. No, he's perfectly fine.

Murph: 5:51

Yep. Um, I guess you could say I was gonna say I was lost because really the only reason I got into them was because I played FIFA once as them and I love ADA Drogba. bollock lamb part and I also looked really good blue. So I was like, you know, why not? Let's go with it. And I just have never, never made sense. And Zach actually had good reasons to like Newcastle. So Zack was like that dumb girl at the party that's like, it does look good this way. Like this team, and Zach's like I've done my research, I everything and I'm like, Alright, like I would

Zac Saleski: 6:26

literally I was just playing football. I was playing a PC game called Football Manager. That's kind of how it worked. And it came down to three teams. It was like was it Norwich, West, Brom and Newcastle? And I was like, Oh, I like all of them. I like the color schemes like their stadiums and then Newcastle stuck out because the history then the fans I think kind of drew me because of my Kansas City routes and those fans are crazy and you know, kind of worked out well then. Boom. It's just obviously two stadiums named St. James's Park. And actually that was the church where I was baptized in St. James church so I was like this this works out too well. So long story short, basically the Newcastle United just got taken over last, or was it yesterday now whenever we're filming this basically they got taken over by a Saudi you know, billionaire, multi billionaire. And then, and then a few other people within that consortium. So it's I've been following like European soccer for at least a football sorry, don't yell at me. For at least an idea. Let let her rip. For I've been following Philly's

Murph: 7:42

gonna say bread you're gonna say football. Ross Yeah,

Zac Saleski: 7:46

rah. Holy rock

Murph: 7:52

that's all he calls me the day after I'm like working on like, Hey, I'm working a normal job like normal people do. I'm just gonna call you at 12 o'clock. You probably got nothing.

Zac Saleski: 8:00

Oh, you're eating just free eating. You know lunch. You're fine. Eating your Chipotle.

Murph: 8:05

Okay, let's still like to do it now. Chelsea Chelsea says I got it out. I'm like I don't know if they're screwed. It just means you're gonna make a bigger run for us now that's fair.

Zac Saleski: 8:15

Let's every every match day it's always like the same feeling where you're like, I just hope we can show up and maybe get something

Murph: 8:23

you even watch their matches a lady told me

Zac Saleski: 8:25

no never since Yeah, exactly. I watched maybe after Rafa left like maybe a couple matches now it's really

Murph: 8:31

pretend like you you experienced Match Day. I Have you woken up at 7am to watch a game I have.

Zac Saleski: 8:40

But Steve was just dead. I was like I can't deal with this. So finally there they become was it they were top 30 or 40 in the world for like the most wealthiest club now. They are number one is weird.

Murph: 8:53

And yeah, they're like, head like heads above. There. It's like hundreds of billions of dollars. And like Manchester City is like a few billion. Like, that's pretty much like what it is like, it's crazy. It's just crazy. I know how the turntables have turned like seriously. Got them, though. I'm not gonna lie. My favorite part was when I first came over, we're hanging out. We watched pretty much how the fans in Newcastle were just going nuts. And it was awesome. Actually, I kind of enjoyed it. They weren't like the US they get rowdy and they decided to destroy things, which is why we do I have no idea. But like, which I couldn't get over and Newcastle was really like they were just standing there it's not like they had a concert. It's not like there was new owners were there. They really just standing there in front of the stadium drinking and partying and like that's really like the you know, like and the best part was like, and you know, in the US a few gunshots would have been fired like you know,

Zac Saleski: 9:48

someone would do so only drank a little too much and things would have escalated quickly hardcore. But the best part was the bar that was basically attached that stadium called Nine bar basically ran out of drinks 830 At night yeah and if you guys know England that's bad

Murph: 10:06

I don't but that's pretty bad in general I don't even think some of the tightest countries are closing at eight o'clock in the bars like that's like

Zac Saleski: 10:14

it but long story short this is a this is a massive deal and so now I'm on invested

Murph: 10:20

100 Jack invest I'd got him back reel them back in

Zac Saleski: 10:23

so hard man so difficult but now we good we good he had us in the in the the longest first half possible but you know a second half we're ready to go.

Murph: 10:32

There we go. They're pros. They're still probably gonna suck for the rest of the season want to get things figured out but there'll be decent next season if

Zac Saleski: 10:39

they can survive songs were up. I don't care better than 1980 I don't care. But welcome to us. Wow, love minutes. Welcome to a second second episode of may. I said that I was gonna just segue into someone else and

Murph: 10:57

go for it. That's fine. Oh, my mojo I can help you if you want I don't care

Zac Saleski: 11:02

I also if you guys want to help support the podcast there's a Patreon set up make sure you guys look in the description that's all in there as well

Murph: 11:09

as pumpkin beers aren't cheap so we could really use the help

Zac Saleski: 11:13

most was the stuff that we do here you would not be be surprised like you know a little bit of money how much how far we'll go in a podcast but it does help

Murph: 11:23

is a really big team of one. So yeah, Zack does a lot of work it's like no it's you see a big protein that doesn't that's not cheap.

Zac Saleski: 11:32

It's not No Not Not at all.

Murph: 11:34

No boy spends the money quick he's nice microphones headphones. I use a better chair though. This is like this is terrible.

Zac Saleski: 11:42

This is really the reason why I wanted you know get some money in so we can help Murph Yeah, help Murph get a better chair

Murph: 11:48

was not good for the spine. Anyway, no, no horrible posture. It's just it's cold. It's metal. It's I feel like it's

Zac Saleski: 11:57

go look good.

Murph: 12:00

I was gonna take that a whole nother direction but I can't do that now. So try to so we just do that one direction. Yeah, I dropped that in their

Zac Saleski: 12:07

shell hairstyles. Oh, man. It's been a while we got barely gotten any sleep last couple days. So I'm, I've been editing you know, YouTube videos for you know, my five channels I got going now. So that's, that's great. But a little more. They give you a little bit but you know what, it's fun,

Murph: 12:27

right? It's fun. It is. Are you okay?

Zac Saleski: 12:30

I'm I'm fine. I'm good.

Murph: 12:32

My friend. Okay.

Zac Saleski: 12:33

Yeah, she's fine too. Okay, they're all fine.

Murph: 12:36

Everything's okay.

Zac Saleski: 12:37

They're all fine

Murph: 12:38

Sure. Well, we'll just take that you know no cry for help there

Zac Saleski: 12:40

is your is your wife fine.

Murph: 12:41

I don't have one so she's fine see she's

Zac Saleski: 12:43

fine. could ask it Oh, and I know some of my German viewers who watch YouTube channel whatnot but they're currently Muslim are traveling to the swaybars Hall match against the Justin monarch so that's going to be fun. Enjoy. Enjoy your weekend. That's soccer. American football. Oh nice. AFL

Murph: 13:11

okay, I didn't know they follow the team Cool. Is that like a big time rivalry or something

Zac Saleski: 13:16

a Swedish Hall has been like one of the more successful teams which are

Murph: 13:20

crucial show like Northern southern

Zac Saleski: 13:23

the unicorns Oh, okay not kidding

Murph: 13:27

yeah yeah, sorry I'm sorry Germany but that's that they are a very scary animal that's like that's that's a marshmallow and Lucky Charms cereal.

Zac Saleski: 13:37

They literally they literally name all like their their mascots off of like, kind of prehistoric mythological mythological creatures in within that region.

Murph: 13:47

So it's not this mess and I figured that was rich in history. That's they're a lot better at that over there than we are here. Oh, yeah. But yeah,

Zac Saleski: 13:53

we can't do that here. It'll be weird.

Murph: 13:56

I was gonna make a really I can't make that joke. Nevermind. Why would cancel you so fast? So

Zac Saleski: 14:00

a joke Canadians always setting me up? This is what we get.

Murph: 14:03

I'm sorry. I just couldn't do it.

Zac Saleski: 14:06

So more how's life? How's go

Murph: 14:07

How's Yeah, it's good. It's good. Well, I guess we were we were on it and then you transitioned off so fast. I couldn't wait to get back off. we circle back. Yeah. Okay. Well, obviously by the time probably this airs it'll be near the start of the NHL season so I've been getting pumped up for that so it means hockey will be back on and I'll be in group engulfed in that after work for pretty much the next six months or so. Yeah, so it'll be fun looking forward to that can be a good season a lot of good teams out there a lot of good German players. Ah there we go. That's pretty exciting. Watch to see how they do now don't get not get a high school job so I'm feeling I might be freelancing, some goaltending jobs here at some lower levels of just get get some kids interested in sounded really bad, but gets interested in my my coaching services and maybe next summer started with summer camp. For something to coach and make a little extra money on the side, so Oh, wow, start that start that dream. I'm sure I'm going to hate all the work it's gonna take but something I really want to do. So we'll see if it works. So it'd be fun regardless. But yeah, I think Is it four days? So I think it starts Tuesday or Wednesday the league starts. So yeah, it's good. It's here. It's happening. It's real. It is. It is very real.

Zac Saleski: 15:27

Oh my god.

Murph: 15:28

Right. Very real.

Zac Saleski: 15:30

Mercer. Goalie can't come into a place near you.

Murph: 15:34

I wish no I'm not that.

Zac Saleski: 15:37

Great to travel around

Murph: 15:39

write hockey goalie to in case anyone gets confused for football goalie. It's the talkie goalie. Yeah, but oh my god. You ever seen that sport? Actually, I remember. Lord resta. Or Travis showed me that there was a game in Germany. I don't know what it's called handball. They were no, no, they were hockey gear. But they put on bowling shoes, and they play soccer on a rink. Oh, yeah. It was actually kind of cool. Like, yeah, literally, it is like full hockey gear. They wear a facemask. They were bowling shoes, and they play soccer and hockey rink and have these big goals. And like yeah, so let's get moving like it pretty competitive. Yeah, that's crazy.

Zac Saleski: 16:18

I see. I think I remember him showing me that. But I think my brain couldn't comprehend it. Like, what is all this happening at once? Right? And I can't break this down properly.

Murph: 16:30

It's it's a very Yeah, it's basically yeah, it's, it's one of those ideas that you're kind of like, well, I kind of why no one thought of this, but I'm also kind of happy someone did think of this. So you're kind of like, okay, you know, give it a try. See? What makes sense? Yeah, do do I watch it? No, but I just see the odd YouTube videos. Interesting. It's very interesting.

Zac Saleski: 16:51

It's like Slamball Yeah, you're back there trying to Yeah, the basketball would trampolines. Honestly. That's like is the stupid but it's also really entertaining.

Murph: 17:03

Right? I saw one thing about tick tock where it's on the beach, so they don't even dribble. So it's like basketball but it's on the beach so they don't dribble they literally just pass the ball to each other. Yeah, it's pretty crazy for a gradable Yeah, the the I guess we're living in the golden age of sports now Pickleball is made arise like just all this stuff is just randomly becoming popular now. Like

Zac Saleski: 17:24

I I did not know this. But when I was a patent born, my first year we were taking a tour of like the local community center in the area and they took us par like on this one side of the building and there was like this. What was it Rackable pretty sure was like racquetball or something like that they like one of the world's best teams. Wow. And they're just like chillin with a racket and we don't know what

Murph: 17:48

the you know the like the the playing surface looked like,

Zac Saleski: 17:52

what it was like it was like, it was like inside courtside. It pretty sure was racquetball. But I was like, these guys come out of their court. They just hit us. And they're like, Hey, what's going on? Like, how you got? Don't Don't be coming to hear me all this confidence. It's like, what you what you play?

Murph: 18:12

Dude, direct post. I played it. It was tough, but it's fine. Like it's but on a speed.

Zac Saleski: 18:18

You're a football player, like a European football. Just like hey, what's going on guys?

Murph: 18:24

That is the thing that always baffled me about over in Europe is I remember even being in Belarus, which was like, not even obviously we were in there nice city. So they put a lot of money into it. But like the sports centers they have like they have some in Canada to like, it's just they're really amazing. Like, oh, yes, the comparison here would be a gym, but literally, like it's amazing how they put so many multi sports in this facility. And it's like, it's like the thing of the town like literally that's like you walk in like It's like modern technology. Like everything is up kept really well. They have all these sports and clubs you can do like pretty amazing. Because you're in the US. You have like multiple buildings for everything. So I was like, Do you want to play racquetball? You got to go to a racquetball court? Sure. Or like, it's not one thing you can go do

Zac Saleski: 19:09

it. It's crazy. It's very rare when you go to a building they even have a racquetball court now my gyms got it and like when I grew up in Missouri, they like the local college gym had it but that's the only reason why I know about racquetball in any case, for that matter. My dad used to take me there you go, but uh, other than that, I mean it's yeah, it's like in Europe they have like a like a central location like you said they have everything there. At least you know Germany they do they have that in Poland. You have a it's kind of like that a little bit. But they just try to increase their sporting profiles, but they can is it they invest a lot? A lot.

Murph: 19:45

It's crazy. It's awesome. I mean, it's awesome. It's a problem fortunately probably explains why they're so healthy over there. Not just just food. It's a one stop shop for all that stuff. Oh, yeah.

Zac Saleski: 19:55

Food is so clean over there. It's that's that's like the only place where I can go to McDonald's and be fine

Murph: 20:01

Windows pretty close to that. Yeah, yeah, they're pretty close unfortunately just they have the American portions but the quality of food is like your

Zac Saleski: 20:09

Oh is it? Oh yeah. No Nikes to Canada just for them to go. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, you can date I this this is like the one thing I always get when I go to McDonald's at least in Germany I don't think we have in Poland but they had cheeses it's like a Caesar Chicken Wrap was the best it was the best thing I would ever eat. And it's funny because like I'll go there the other day or so and people like why they why you keep going that place like because I will never get this at home. Okay screw

Murph: 20:38

Yeah, no Are ya are like that you guys are wrapped here just like we have them here. Now they don't even think they mix the thing together. They ladies put the dressing lettuce and chicken and that's it. It's not even like mixed together like a real Caesar. Pretty sure the chicken was on the floor now easily. They sit in those warming trays. Yes.

Zac Saleski: 20:55

Well, yeah, that's Thank you get right into food. Oh, yes. That's what happened. Oh, it was worse right? But no, it's God. It's just wild. All the all the food stories that I'm sure a lot of you guys have especially going overseas and whatnot. But

Murph: 21:11

I'm a big dessert guy. So I just get angry, like, overwhelmed for sex but angry but like so obviously working for a food company. We get like, junk. Yeah, right. We do like a daily like, what's going on with the company? What's going on in the food industry? And just like what they serve at like, the McDonald's or the Taco Bell is or whatever for dessert over those countries is like, like Yeah, dude like ice cream stuff with like, all sorts of amazing toppings on it and all that and like, I think in Finland, they did like a special grilled cheese sandwich but the cheese the cheese was like a patty grilled cheese. Oh, it was like this special, like almost fondue cheese over a grilled cheese sandwich in Finland? Or like, why can they bring this stuff over here? Like it's crazy, but it's just taste buds culture over there. It's yeah,

Zac Saleski: 21:58

taste buds are so different here. And people want either salt or sugar and a lot of their stuff. It's very true. It's weird, too. Because like, if you go to Germany, it's a lot of lot of cream based like stuff. So like, over there very well. Yeah, it's a it's like at least their sauces that you've used a lot heavy cream because other like most of our foods are so clean, right? So they need to fat content to kind of make it really better. So some people are

Murph: 22:25

like, I think some of those like brought worse and stuff have a lot of that. Like there's a lot of like, a lot of salt in there, but not too much salt water. I mean like that, but I just meant there's a lot to it that like it's very filling. Like I'll go to some now of course, these are American ones, but I'll go to like some, like, you know, beer gardens here, like you know, like not Hofbrauhaus but the other ones like that. And like they're like I'm assuming that's pretty close to German portions and kind of some what they eat

Zac Saleski: 22:52

kind of Yeah, I'm German portions over. Bigger more extravagant here. They're okay, depending on the food, but Gotcha. It's, it's like, they don't want to put too much preservatives or like heavy wood. I want to say like a heavy like, I don't sodium content. I'll see. So a lot of times they're like, Oh, do you want like, do you want American ketchup? Or you want you know? So it's kind of like the sauce is gonna ask you that. Yeah, sometimes I sometimes write the table but you have to ask for but even then it's the thing that completes it there kind of glues everything together is the sauce a lot of times but nice. But like I said every single time when I'm over here, I love to Ziqi sauce so damn good. Like,

Murph: 23:38

you get what's great. That's not German. That's great. Yeah, but

Zac Saleski: 23:41

you get guys who emigrate over? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But it's like, the only reason why I segue to that because it's like you can get kababs over there. I know the Turkish German Lee we learned but today you get kabasele that are super fresh and super good. Oh, yeah. The sauces are great. But here you can get kebabs or euros whatever you want to call it. And it's not the same because the meat is like weird and

Murph: 24:07

remember how we would get get hammered? We'd have the street meat outside of the bar. Oh my God. God how good those were that Oh

Zac Saleski: 24:16

we love the club. When we go to we go to this little little pop up little rinky dink

Murph: 24:23

like yeah, like so basically it would be like yeah, imagine a hotdog cart but they instead of the hotdogs they put a grill that they'll cook it right in front of you the meat and you could tell though that meat is like frozen from Walmart probably whatever meat meats not that great no but oh my god well you're with it we've had a few drinks and they literally cook it right there in front of you.

Zac Saleski: 24:44

Oh my gosh it it's wonderful. It's that's probably the closest you can get to you know that style kebab over here but they'll put a forgot what they put on. It was too geeky or some other sauce like a ranch oh good to keep but they put that on there. So good.

Murph: 25:00

Yeah with some peppers and all that. Oh my gosh. Oh

Zac Saleski: 25:02

my god, man, what a time

Murph: 25:06

right? I have to go out and party after this and get that just I don't even think I really want to get drunk anymore just wanna eat the street need one more timer Yeah Right exactly. Hey, whatever was the freshest treatment you got here Sir let their let their whatever dirty mind it's a legitimate term here you can go to anyone and be like hey wanna get some screaming after this like totally like that no one's thinking anything dirty it's a legitimate phrase here probably don't say it middle the day because people will be like What the fuck are you talking about?

Zac Saleski: 25:35

Well Murph saying I'm short North Hmm I guess

Murph: 25:39

there's gun violence in the short notice I'm staying on there but yeah, it's

Zac Saleski: 25:43

well in the heart of it. Oh my gosh Wow, you're Canadian anymore.

Murph: 25:52

Oh my gosh. Yeah, there's the Short North is known for it's a fun place to go party, but it is known for what's the what's the PC way of saying and I guess it's a different kind of thinking, different way of life different way of life. Somehow when

Zac Saleski: 26:08

a man meets another man. Correct. Or when a man falls in love with another man? Correct. That type of community.

Murph: 26:14

Exactly. Which, honestly, isn't nothing wrong with it. I'm all for it. Unfortunately. I am. I don't roll that way. And I am. I don't judge anyone that does by don't roll that way. But for some weird reason, and I do not know why. I hit it off with a very well, like, you know, women that are kind of into women don't hit it off with very well, but like, like, for some reason. And they know, they know I'm not they know I'm not into them. It just is like really weird. Like, I don't know why

Zac Saleski: 26:41

trying to turn you Tyler. I

Murph: 26:44

feel like it's not like that. Maybe it is like gold

Zac Saleski: 26:46

debit. But now they have some of the best food down there. And yeah, it's it's like it's cool. Just to go down there. You know, chill out for a day or so. Just get some food and walk around. Yep, it's a nice day. It's it's not bad. They have a candy shop down there too.

Murph: 27:01

They have a lot of things down there. Yeah, coffee. Coffee shops. Like all that stuff. Yeah, tea. Dude. I went oh, it's awesome tea spot like it's

Zac Saleski: 27:09

always a damn coffee shop with one one little girl working on her laptop just staring off in the distance. You're walking by you make that awkward? stare out or you're like you can do you got real personal habits every time. You love it. Oh,

Murph: 27:28

my God. What do you do when you go into these places?

Zac Saleski: 27:31

I just noticed weird things. Man. It just my brain picks up weird thing. Yeah, you're just

Murph: 27:34

like a little you walk into like a Starbucks. There's probably 20 of them and you'd still pick one out and be like, Oh, we had awkward eye contact. Like what?

Zac Saleski: 27:41

It's true. Oh my gosh. But at least they have great. Some mac and cheese plates down there. That's great.

Murph: 27:49

Oh, melt the melt. Melted. Those are grilled cheese sandwiches. Or when they put mac and cheese in the grilled cheese sandwich. Oh, there. Oh yeah, that's a you want to die. You eat one of those. Oh my god,

Zac Saleski: 27:58

your portions are incredible. They're emitted so

Murph: 28:02

stereotypical America like the biggest pieces of sourdough bread I think you can find and then it's just like yeah, like literally I think if they could get away with it for food costs, they would probably cut like a whole loaf and put it on. Mostly,

Zac Saleski: 28:16

I looked up there one day cuz I was like

Murph: 28:18

I was working and I'm like, I could barely half a sandwich is so bad.

Zac Saleski: 28:22

I started a steroid because they're finally on DoorDash now so shit. Like, I'm like, oh, sweet is cool. So I start looking at pictures. I'm like, suddenly I don't want this anymore. Because right because I looked at the Monte Cristo I was like oh wow, this is this is really fried. I know these portions I was gonna be like,

Murph: 28:39

Oh my gosh, they killed me like literally a steak. I was like I went there and of course I had some I had some drinks before and beer feels pretty good. So yeah, it's just like so then you get your sandwich or like I'm not coming even come near finishing this like the things huge and I mean, it can eat food but it's just like holy crap.

Zac Saleski: 28:56

It's it's like bigger than Italian portions I mean, these are extra size extra large plates and they're filling these things up with you know your size like fries or whatever else. And these sandwiches are probably the size of a large man it's huge. Oh, and a pass it out anyway from all the fried foods

Murph: 29:16

right I'm trying to see if I can find a picture so you can like because it's just it's almost impossible to explain how big they are like it's just crazy altering our menu but yeah,

Zac Saleski: 29:25

also too i we do we do have the podcast fully recorded on our YouTube page. So YouTube page just type in Maple glaze. Podcast. It should pop right up. I also have the highlights. Yep. So you guys check that out.

Murph: 29:39

That I don't know. Yeah, that looks that's that's nice. Right. That's up that's that's that you know, you guys

Zac Saleski: 29:47

can watch. rent free. Murph. Just yeah. No. But you got it. Oh my god.

Murph: 29:55

Yeah. Yeah, just show that that's the mac and cheese grills like that's a mac and cheese melts. sandwich

Zac Saleski: 30:01

that bring that up

Murph: 30:04

hold on. It's not very tilted. That one. I might adjust my brightness on that. Oh, there you go. Oh my gosh. Thing is thick thing is like I think it's almost as thick as my phone like it's crazy. Like, like, like this way like

Zac Saleski: 30:24

we not aware of your phone case. Seriously, that's good. It's good though but yeah. Oh Where were we? There we go. Food talks puts us in a coma

Murph: 30:33

right? Every time man

Zac Saleski: 30:35

what is these? These Fridays? I tell you what they they put me in a weird mood right?

Murph: 30:41

Once you empty JF all that fun stuff anymore.

Zac Saleski: 30:44

It's not the 90s

Murph: 30:46

I've ever asked you this you in Germany is like pumpkin flavor beer a big thing right around now or just because they are such beer purists there's no taste to there be like no special additives to their beer. It's just the quality itself.

Zac Saleski: 30:58

I don't think they have I think I think they have a pumpkin style beer but I don't think they really don't latch on to it like they don't basic bitches. Yes, we we are mericans are

Murph: 31:09

we are so it is like yeah, it does. I think it's because we go through that awkward time of like, summer ends in September and they got nothing else going on. So people just get really excited for fall and pumpkin flavored things.

Zac Saleski: 31:21

It as a thing. It's a that's kind of the situation we're in. It's like in Germany. I don't think they really have a whole lot flavorings in their beer. It's kind of simple. It's either.

Murph: 31:31

I like it though. It's good quality.

Zac Saleski: 31:33

It is it's you know, you got your your healthier. You got your lager or Pilsner.

Murph: 31:40

hefeweizens Evan, enjoy. I don't know. I don't know if that's that. It's a no that's German.

Zac Saleski: 31:46

It's all Canadian.

Murph: 31:49

It's all French to me.

Zac Saleski: 31:50

Oh, nice. German. No, it is Canadian.

Murph: 31:52

We own this planning and now.

Zac Saleski: 31:56

We all the Trudeau wants a piece of Merkel right now. Right. It'd be the nicest, nicest meeting ever. Although Alec Merkel really speaks English show. It'd be interesting. Okay. But no, it's it's interesting. They don't really get to season on what their stuff. Even with Halloween, it's not very, very big. I've heard that there's a few little pockets, or a little cities or regions will start to pick it up. But okay, it's starting

Murph: 32:27

to feel like that's like Pauline's kind of more of a North American thing. Probably. I don't know is like as recognized around the world.

Zac Saleski: 32:34

It's starting to now. I think, was someone tell me I always look this stuff up because it's interesting to

Murph: 32:41

say I thought you would know this stuff, mister. Oh, I got it. I love Halloween. I love it. Oh my god, I do shout out to YouTube streams on it. Oh, it's like the rest of the world. I don't know I keep researching it. But I never really remember what cuz

Zac Saleski: 32:54

you get you get weird answers from people like like, it's in certain like, regions like it's really popular in other regions. It's like, Why the hell are you calling my door? Like why are you here? You

Murph: 33:05

like spreading the word on Halloween going door to door?

Zac Saleski: 33:11

Have you heard this?

Murph: 33:12

is hanging out up here to talk

Zac Saleski: 33:14

to some people about it. Like, I don't know. They're the good news about Halloween?

Murph: 33:17

Yeah, I guess I guess you're right. If I'm at a bar now. Like what's your favorite holiday? I don't know. But I guess like, I don't know, I find when I travel abroad, I want to know so much about the culture. So I'd like I'm gonna ask all the stupid questions like I don't care like oh, you know what's Christmas? Like here? Like what's you know? Do you guys celebrate that? You know? Do you believe in Jesus? Like do you have a second to talk about? How your car's extended warranty?

Zac Saleski: 33:43

have extended warranty. Oh, yeah. by the government. Oh, exactly. But no, it's it's it's probably bigger than the UK. Okay, that that whole area because that's kind of where a lot of originated but once again, it's like I guess Scotland and Wales. It's somewhat popular in some parts of England a little bit but

Murph: 34:04

they say Halloween is kind of pagan. Yeah, that like whatever which it's Celtic. Yeah. Which has some nice go there we go. You're not even I don't even know you're you're a mutt you got somebody next to things even claim

Zac Saleski: 34:17

Scottish to me. I got them all. Yeah.

Murph: 34:23

Just like every American

Zac Saleski: 34:25

like a Pokemon card. I got them all. But no, it's it's I've heard a lot of people in Europe starting to pick it up now. Halloween because they see the Halloween like movies from America from like the 90s or 2000s. Like, wow, I want I want that. And so now the generation is kind of coming up and like, oh, we should just adopt this now.

Murph: 34:46

Right? That's fair. It's candy companies conspiracy candy.

Zac Saleski: 34:51

True. But that's the best part because you have the other residents are like, I don't why are we doing this? Like why? Like, I don't know why you're here. candy, like, I'll pay you five bucks to leave. All right, right.

Murph: 35:06

The loose research I've done on it, I think they actually said, so it used to be called beggars night. And like this was like early, like the early 1920s, or something here in the US. And they said that yeah, like people go to the door asking for things. They didn't always get candy, but like, you get things and if not, then sometimes, it was like a bad omen or like, sometimes they would give you the right to prank their house. Yeah. So Yeah, unfortunately, unfortunately, Candy companies got bigger. And then it kind of became like, a sweet result. But a lot of American traditions is like, as a country, we are really good at marketing. So really, like really go like Christmas. Like all that stuff. It is basically just marketing that has taken over. Like, I'm even willing to admit it around Christmas time. And we're still doing this. Like, I am all out in it. Like it is my biggest holiday. And I realized half of the stuff I enjoy is just marketing. Like, I'm watching movies. I'm like, Why the hell am I doing this? I'm buying things. I'm like, Why the hell am I doing this? That's like, yeah, just been marketing.

Zac Saleski: 36:04

It's, I found the Oh, God to be a nerd here. I found like the history of Halloween in America, like post World War Two was so interesting. We'll

Murph: 36:16

set you up for it. There we go. There we go. Yeah,

Zac Saleski: 36:19

I find it so interesting. Because he said the time I mean, Halloween wasn't really much in the 20s and 30s. But they they found that economic booms actually helped Halloween, like grow like to fold almost. So by time I think it was oh, man, I think it was maybe yeah, that post World War Two. And the troops were coming back home, they, they found out that a lot of a lot of people were spending a lot of money a little bit faster, because all the troops were at home. The jobs were starting to be more creative. And the next year now the people want to spend more money. And then that's when they kind of got an idea. Like, alright, let's start making costumes and start making more candy. And then it just kind of built and built and built. So 40s or 50s,

Murph: 37:03

there was the boom, there was a boom to children because he got home from the war and obviously, those that are looking to deal with when they got home from the war. So

Zac Saleski: 37:12

yeah, 60s, it was weird because they said 60s and 70s. It was dormant. It kind of like lingered because okay, like early 60s was fine. But I think by the time we hit the 80s that's obviously when Halloween just kind of took off in the US. And then the 90s was kind of like a hangover effect. That's fair. And then and kind of the same thing hangover effect into the early 2000s.

Murph: 37:35

This year might be a little rough,

Zac Saleski: 37:36

it would just think last year, but I think it was Bush, actually Bush or Obama changed the Daylight Savings thing. So like daylight saving Houston, and on October 1, like every year. Yeah, that's why people always and I was wondering like, Why do I feel weird? Like after like Halloween night? You kind of feel like slightly naive and hungover. It's a weird like dragging feeling. And I was like, Well, that was when they ended, you know, daylight savings. But then. So like when Obama got in office, I think they switched it to like the first couple days or first week. Yeah, so

Murph: 38:13

November. Yeah, it's I looked it up. It's like It's like November 6 or something. Yeah, like right after how

Zac Saleski: 38:18

much? It's just odd.

Murph: 38:20

Interesting. I know that, huh?

Zac Saleski: 38:21

Yeah, I have no life.

Murph: 38:23

Now. I guess the thing though, I would wonder too, is obviously candy is a very big thing. So you're after what you're saying.

Zac Saleski: 38:29

So the candy companies because they they claim it was was it is one of the platforms you read on the claim. It was like we were we were using too much energy at the time. So so we were kind of using too much basis co2 was going into the atmosphere and next thing you know, they're like, well, we got to the cleaning company start coming out like our How about we do this, we just bump it back an extra hour, or a couple hours or a couple of days. So people have more time to celebrate? They need to Okay, so then go to the store and buy more. Right? Okay, buy more? Well, I

Murph: 39:09

was gonna say because I know especially during World War Two, there were a lot of Hershey bars given that the troops has come for food. So it was kind of like I guess it was kind of like the taking off a playboy like, I wonder if like, like the troops came home and they were like, the they had the romanticism of like chocolate and are like so Halloween just kind of became that time for the better like, remembering some of those times. I don't know, but it makes me wonder button anyway.

Zac Saleski: 39:35

Mmm still. Yeah,

Murph: 39:36

I don't know when Eminem started. But

Zac Saleski: 39:38

World War

Murph: 39:40

One, right. But one or two I think was I was going to

Zac Saleski: 39:44

the troops had chocolate but it always was Hershey bars. Oh, well, but it was basically like they, they always would melt. I'll go that's why they put in the hard coding. So they went I would

Murph: 39:55

imagine too, because I don't know. I didn't I don't remember seeing that much in World War One when I was studying it. So

Zac Saleski: 40:00

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Rabbit Hole baby rattles is dropped. We're just

Murph: 40:07

like YouTube. You know you you're watching one thing and then you're like, how the hell did I end up here? And that's, you know, it's it's midnight. So that's me so many times a day, right? It's why I don't watch YouTube as much anymore

Zac Saleski: 40:19

money. Alright, we get off

Murph: 40:21

right? Seriously, that's bad. It's bad but

Zac Saleski: 40:24

now it's algorithms it's I always traveled to for those who don't haven't watched my vlogs I, every year kind of go to different places around the watch of the US. It's, it's it's fun,

Murph: 40:38

unfortunate I can never make it but you should watch it. Yeah, I know. I'm trying. Yeah, I'm trying I want it just it always seems like such a crazy time for me at work. I'm like, I just don't know. But

Zac Saleski: 40:47

yeah. But I kind of made it a habit. I think I started a couple years ago, I was like, I want to go to the some of the, I guess, bigger Halloween celebrations like fall festivals or pumpkin festivals around the US. So I actually I was in Germany at the time. I found a list of like, top 10 places and then that's when I found out you know, all the places you guys have seen like Sleepy Hollow. And obviously Salem I've been there before, but like Laconia, New Hampshire was a big one. There's a place in West Virginia as a big one. Ohio actually has a huge public festival.

Murph: 41:22

Centerville Yeah, or circle full circle circle that one soon. Yeah, a

Zac Saleski: 41:28

couple of weeks. I'll be cool weeks I'll be up and then. Yeah, it's it's kind of sounds cheesy, but honestly, it's cool because you go to these small towns and that's like, that's like it for them. Cuz I grew up in Missouri, where the fall festivals was like, kind of a celebration of three days of your harvest and everyone kind of comes in just has a good time.

Murph: 41:52

Yeah, farmers just like hey, we're done for the year. Yeah, time to time to party to party.

Zac Saleski: 41:57

Let's go right. No regrets seriously over? No regrets?

Murph: 42:02

No regrets. I just made God

Zac Saleski: 42:06

homemade Murph. Exactly. But no, it's it's, it's really cool. Because this time of year it's it's weird between Ohio and other states. They just don't take a series here. They just don't like

Murph: 42:20

the small towns do. Like some of the small towns we go to you can tell they look forward to it. It's like a thing to drive tourism. But unfortunately, the big cities Yeah. No, it's like it's they've they've lost those routes. Yeah. Well, so I guess unfortunately, it is it's farming as far as kind of dictates that. So it's just like, yeah, it's

Zac Saleski: 42:37

it's weird. Because we're like Northern Columbus. So you get a lot of people they're like, well, just you know, it's it's bad because people are sneaking razor blades in the candy. They are still in the 80s.

Murph: 42:48

That one still will still baffles me. It baffles me. I think that's some messed up people in this world.

Zac Saleski: 42:53

That's so we're afraid of now? Well, it's, it'll be good, I think was a fun time. I really just hate Christmas. It's it's not even. It's not even for like batteries. It's just It's for people just squeezing everything out of the damn holiday. It gets earlier and earlier every year.

Murph: 43:15

Yeah, I will agree with him on that we again, part of our friendship, we both agree on that it'll, which I'm kind of annoyed about. Because it's like, actually people will kind of start people kind of start kicking off here in a few weeks. And it literally, it just encompasses everything. And I'm person like, you know, let's wait for most of November until Thanksgivings. Done. And then maybe the last week of November, and then December, you know, enjoy it. But yeah, it's, it's unfortunately, to a lot of companies rely on it, because so many people are spending money then. And it's where people like, like, companies make a lot of profit, unfortunately, in my case is a lot of theft. So I'm usually very busy around that time. So I am not looking forward to it. But well, I'm looking forward to the stuff afterward. But during work, life's gonna stink. But for me, it was always because obviously, as he has heard in the last podcast, Christmas time is the only time during the hockey season that my family can kind of all get together no matter where we're at. So it's like kind of the only time besides the summer that I get to see my brother and my dad and my sister, my mom all on one roof. Whereas before we're traveling everywhere to visit people and all that crazy stuff. It's a little so that's Yeah, exactly. So that's why for us, it's always been like a big holiday that way. And whereas like Thanksgiving is a big holiday here, but actually I forgot to mention this. Oh, I just heard the radio here. It is Thanksgiving in Canada this weekend. Wow. So yeah, exactly. Which it's not a big. It's not a big holiday in Canada. I think they've adopted it just because of the US but they did it a month earlier. Like I don't think there's any history to it, but I have not done any research on it. And every time I asked my parents, they don't really have answers for it either. But like yeah, they literally just, yeah, they literally just adopted it into To take it in in October. I have no idea why but yeah, I mean they still celebrate Halloween but as of right now yeah, they're doing Thanksgiving I think this weekend so yeah, it's interesting I don't know why

Zac Saleski: 45:11

but this attempt to completely block Halloween is disgusting I've tired of it okay you hallway purist will not stand for this. Just call me a little call me a Puritan.

Murph: 45:23

You don't even even know what to do the rest of the world so the heck are you like yeah, like they don't do it

Zac Saleski: 45:27

the rest the world just like hey, just we see the movie we saw hocus pocus it's all we need

Murph: 45:35

I actually watched it the other night still holds up.

Zac Saleski: 45:38

Oh, wait for the second one's not gonna hold up. No, not even close.

Murph: 45:41

I still watch. I watched Halloweentown too and that one that one I struggled with a little bit I missed out. I mean, I missed out on Jake kicked in. But like I forgot how bad those Disney movies were like. How would we were kids did we enjoyed that match? Like

Zac Saleski: 45:55

the second one was so bad? Oh, I and people still say like that's my favorite one. Like how they're sitting in a pile of clothing and trying to write the whole movie like no, we can't get away

Murph: 46:07

any for them. Yeah, because then they went to university and that was bad and Marnie character was completely different storyline

Zac Saleski: 46:16

was actually not bad but the way they did it was terrible. Terrible.

Murph: 46:19

Terrible. Actually, I will give Disney that they had some really good storyline movies for the holidays. They were just horrible acting and just horrible directing.

Zac Saleski: 46:28

Welcome to shooting on Disney. Mickey Mouse will kill us. I don't know that

Murph: 46:33

weird that weird Disney Disney Disney Disney that weird Disney Pixar mix kind of thing they'll do for like the Milanos and the like,

Zac Saleski: 46:42

what like if we use that money for like to take like the

Murph: 46:45

you know the right the Wally's and all that. Like those are good movies. But like yeah, then the Disney Disney Channel movies were garbage.

Zac Saleski: 46:54

We just see they're making a show out of under wraps. No way. Yeah, movie. Yeah, probably money. Yeah, I think I I'm not sure it was like a limited series, but they're making a show out of

Murph: 47:05

it. I might check that out. See what that's like. It'll suck. But I've actually worried to watch that movie because I'm worried after so far what I'm experiencing. movie wasn't very good, either. You know what I mean? Like, you know, there's some of those movies that you're gonna happen. You know, you're fine, man. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Zac Saleski: 47:20

You get to like a certain No. Oh, it's age. Yes. cynical. Yeah. But even then it's like, things just suck.

Murph: 47:28

Right?

Zac Saleski: 47:30

It's just the newer, newer generation now. I don't know what's happening. Sure. We're just like, we're just we're now we're just gawking at stuff.

Murph: 47:37

We are. But he

Zac Saleski: 47:39

talks

Murph: 47:40

technology. It's ruined us. We've got all this nice CGI and all this stuff. So now we're used to things be more realistic, we actually going off that what are your thoughts on the old scary movies of like, Friday the 13th? And, like, try to think what else? I like those old slashers

Zac Saleski: 47:57

I've never been a fan of horror movies or slashers. But because I don't know, I'm that weird minority to where I'm like, I don't think the gory. You know, horror movies, like stuff like that really belongs with Halloween. Because it's like, there's like a, there's like a whole there's a whole segment with Halloween. People were like, We don't believe that's like part of it, or the spirit of it. So we kind of separate ourselves from them. It's a weird like thing, but I don't personally like it. But it's, I'm starting to get back into him like Halloween, and I've always kind of like Jason. Yeah. Over the years, I started kind of growing on me start growing on me a little bit. But obviously the hallway movies are making a comeback. And I've always enjoyed those.

Murph: 48:46

It's going to be very Canadian middle of the road from there, but I will I think I understand to the degree of like, the slasher movies of like just dumb gore and like all that kind of stuff for you know, forgive me for people to enjoy those but yeah, we're like the jumpscares I find those kind of weird, but like, it's like I mean, I guess the only best way to describe it it would be like the Stephen King movies of like more like mental scary. Yeah. And like, you know, that goes with other ones. Yeah, that kind of stuff. Maybe I feel like that's a logical thing. That's what Halloween is about. But maybe I've just completely lost touch of what Halloween is but I just I guess like even when you think back to the old days as Halloween it was like a Sleepy Hollow book, which was like technically that was their scary movies of the time. Yeah. And so I've always feel like Halloween is kind of like one of those holidays that that's what it kind of celebrates

Zac Saleski: 49:35

the best the best thing that I think kind of like Halloween kind of grew out of it was always like a I guess you can call like psychological horror or like a Oh, they would always leave the endings kind of open ended to where they always allow your mind to kind of take over that's kind of what Sleepy Hollow was.

Murph: 49:56

Yeah. are kind of like those shorts. We have watched Yeah, sure. It's like that's i

Zac Saleski: 50:01

Those are the those are the best. Yeah, I love those because I leave you on a cliffhanger. I agree. It's not just a cliffhanger, but they they they insinuate one ending but then your brain takes in a completely different way. Because you're like, yeah, those are even scarier because you're you can't think straight like, Oh my God, what's going on? And it's those are the best ones. Yeah. That's kind of like,

Murph: 50:21

Yeah, I agree. That's, that's yeah, to me. To be that's what kind of makes sense. Yeah, like, you know, unfortunately, no, today's world. People don't like to think that much when they watch movies. But,

Zac Saleski: 50:31

but, but we're weird. We're old. We are. We're very old. World School, especially today. I found out they're making a that's that 90s show.

Murph: 50:41

You ruined my Friday.

Zac Saleski: 50:44

It ruined me. I'm like, why are we doing this now?

Murph: 50:46

Right. Why are we funding this? Yeah,

Zac Saleski: 50:49

this is how I realized that we're getting too old or like, Oh, my God, they're and you know, the brain. There was the people are saying. So like the 70s to us, is like the 90s to the new generation. Just let that sink in. So I was born 90. Murph was 91. One.

Murph: 51:07

Yeah. So that's, I mean, so probably a majority of our memories are late 90s, early 2000s. But like, yeah, yeah, yeah, actually. Yeah, I felt old the other day. Unfortunately, I busted someone for stealing. Unfortunately. Sport in 2004. Oh, man. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, exactly. Now, I mean, 17 years old. So not at those ages of drinking yet, but yeah, like still in high school. But like, you know, yeah, dude, like junior senior year high school. 2004. Like, nah, yeah, dude. Like, yeah, just just just think about that. That's my five years away from when we graduate college graduate high schoolers starting Hi. Oh, wait, no, wait, sorry. Oh, no, they're boring. We don't know. I'm just doing the math right now. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, no. So the kids that were born in 2009, when we graduated high school, they're going to be coming into high school here, like in the next like, two years. Oh, shit. Wow. Yeah. Let that sink in. I mean, I'm not doing real math. So I'm sure someone is going to comment and be like, that's stupid math. It's this, but I'll just do it. Yeah. No, no, sorry. Another thing about it. No. Yeah. So it'll be it'll be because if he's a junior in 2000 for five years, so yeah, it'll be about a year to two years. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Wow. I'm actually shocked. I got that really close for very good, very minimal.

Zac Saleski: 52:33

It's like, wow. It's weird to me, because my brother was he graduated from high school in 2004. So that's, that's weird to me.

Murph: 52:42

I'm sad. That's how old we're getting now. Like frickin the world spins, Time moves and life goes on, like, holy crap.

Zac Saleski: 52:49

Wow, that did. And it hit me hard my first year coaching high school because some of the seniors that we were actually juniors and seniors at the time. Long were born chosen one and like, that's what I asked him was like, you guys were taught 911 Right. They're like, Oh, it's a historical event. I was like, Oh, God, right. Oh, no.

Murph: 53:08

Yeah, dude, it is now. Seriously. Yeah, dude, it's the history textbooks. It is now. Right? I lived through that. Or Oh, yeah. Well, I was in elementary school. So I don't remember a ton about it. But I do remember it.

Zac Saleski: 53:22

So yeah, it's almost went on lockdown that time.

Murph: 53:25

Thanks. We might have for a hot for a few hot seconds. But I was at Atlanta time. So we were far from it.

Zac Saleski: 53:30

We were we were like an hour away from where they were they built the b two bomber. So we were like, we were like nervous. Like someone would try to anyone try to like, Oh, this is fun, right? 11 year old kids run around. I forgot

Murph: 53:48

who I was talking to. But that just brought me on. Oh, it's funny how like, there's these random places in America that like we build things or there's like communities of like, I remember hearing or reading something that they're saying like a lot of like, Vietnamese people during Vietnam immigrated to like Missouri. Yeah. Because it was just because it was they could go there and so they created like this little Vietnam there and I'm just like, really? Everywhere, Missouri, like you think they would have left but it's like nah, they'd literally just wherever the plane ticket ticket would take, they would go and they would just make life out of there. So like, you think a lot more Yeah, you'd think like New York Atlanta, Miami, like there's a lot of cultural hotbeds there but then like that's the funny part. But when you drive around the US you'll be in like this random state and you're like, why are there all these like why are all these like Germans here like even Ohio is a huge German population like why they all hear out everywhere but I guess they just stay there yeah, they stumble across land that was similar to where they were hailed from or like you said they give them like as like what the Swedes in Minnesota? But I guess you know, cuz it's so cold and everything up there.

Zac Saleski: 54:52

So II think thing here is the Somalian population that too. So like they kind of tell the smallest when they come over They're like are you have two options either got you got Minnesota or Minneapolis or you got Columbus and

Murph: 55:06

why they choose Minneapolis blows my mind if you guys I don't know Minneapolis literally for you were saying I'm starting from next month until probably like April. It doesn't get over like freezing. They're like it just is for it is just it is. It is ugly. It is bad. Like yeah, it is. Yeah, like, like actually i Where's a pond hockey tournament that happens up there. And I've had buddies go to it and it gets so cold. The the skates they were aren't used to it, but they get so cold. They start breaking. Oh my god outside. Yeah, it gets that cold outside like it's,

Zac Saleski: 55:44

I believe it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When I went to College up in Iowa, we were probably many hours I think, probably like two or three hours away from the border of northern border of of Iowa. So into Minnesota, but it was Oh, my God. I mean it. It would be, you know, was it one or two degrees and then you get a windchill of negative 20 or something. Everywhere. There's like a span of like two or three weeks in the winter time was probably somewhere around when shows had to be at negative 30. Yeah, I was like, I'm done

Murph: 56:18

the world world on the world's getting weird. I remember actually, we had to close some stores in those areas. Because it was like a year or two ago. The Windchill was so bad that I think it was like, the whole state was like shut down because they're like it's too cold. No one could go outside. Like, it was like, Yeah, literally it was like if you went outside whatever skin was exposed was like frostbitten within minutes. So it was crazy. Like yeah, it was just not cheese. Yeah, it was crazy.

Zac Saleski: 56:43

Thank you, man for segwaying into what I know, right? We got ready for that.

Murph: 56:47

It's tapping on the door. I mean, yeah, it's 80 degrees here right now, but like it's coming. It's coming

Zac Saleski: 56:51

as soon as you show I mean, I know. Right? Amazingly.

Murph: 56:56

I don't know. I just always I always try to prepare for it cuz I hate getting caught. I mean, don't even try I love winter. I just don't like that winter those winters I don't like like, like a little snow or like a little cold. But subzero Arctic freezing temperatures like now I'll stay away from that.

Zac Saleski: 57:11

You still got the heat on 6970 degrees, like good. Deal with it. No, I mean 50 Other save money

Murph: 57:22

40s 50s That's all right. You know, enjoy that you are? Yes, here in the US so so everywhere else it would be like zero degrees Celsius here in the US is like in the 30s or freezes. Well, like so you can always like go outside and like skate like that's that's nice, too. Like, that's cool. Like, yeah, I want to start getting into like the negative negative like 50s or something like that. You're like, no, no, I didn't. I don't want to live in Antarctica. Nope. Didn't want to do it. People do that. I don't want to do it. Nope.

Zac Saleski: 57:49

Okay, cool. Can't wait for that. Thank you.

Murph: 57:51

Yeah, no, I'm not eating seals and trying to kill polar bears.

Zac Saleski: 57:56

Damn. Wow, yeah, take it there. Huh?

Murph: 57:59

Hey, man, life below zero. Do I watch it? No.

Zac Saleski: 58:03

Damn Canadians,

Murph: 58:04

right? Well, that's Alaska. But in Canada to you taking

Zac Saleski: 58:09

well fat to heat your lamps.

Murph: 58:12

Can you do that? Though, they had a whole like Whale Wars show on that. Which a lot of TV stuff was

Zac Saleski: 58:20

we don't want to see that just keeps it going. I mean, it's like are we gonna stab these whales get their fat and read Moby oil and lately like, actually was I think Captain Ahab. I think it was the Moby Dick movie couple years back with Oh, yeah.

Murph: 58:33

Chris Hemsworth a Christian heroines Civil War space on your store. His

Zac Saleski: 58:38

store just saw his store. That was great.

Murph: 58:42

Yeah, I just kept waiting for the hammer. I would have killed No Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 58:49

We know. Do you want to be independent have fun?

Murph: 58:55

You know what's funny? It was funny that last Avengers movie they made he had to put on a fancy like most actors were probably on the way and he was like No like he's like, I know I know what my like I know what he's like I know what gets me rolls and he's like I'm not putting on weight

Zac Saleski: 59:11

that's not fun because you got to put it on and take it off and right it's not not easy now and then we just angry Oh man.

Murph: 59:19

That one guy that comedian did it but I guess he said his training regimen was like insane who the guy that's always sunny. He put on weight. Oh yeah, man. Yeah, he gets he said he did it as like an experiment you want to see he he didn't really let himself go. He did

Zac Saleski: 59:33

it as a joke because he said like every time something an actor is in a series they always get skinny throughout the series because you never see after get fat. Sure. That's what he wanted to

Murph: 59:44

cut. And then he lost it all real. Like I said his training regimen is insane. But he was just like, yeah, he lost it all pretty quick. And then that one guy from Silicon Valley or whatever he like, bulked up the looking guy. Oh, do you see him now? Yeah, he's like bulked up now. I guess like no. Yeah. Yeah. You've been training pretty hard for a few years now because he was just like, yeah, he's like, he was just tired of tired of that like geeky, whatever look, and he's like, I want to be geeky, but he's like, but I also want to be really strong and fit. Let's get yoked and get a kind of like, kind of look like he was like kind of getting ready for a superhero role, but he's not super bulky but he's cut. No. Damn. Yeah, definitely. Oh, yeah.

Zac Saleski: 1:00:23

Oh, check that out. Yeah, pretty good. You're solid. Mr. yoked?

Murph: 1:00:28

You're right. Yeah, it looks solid, different. No, it's, but then again, I feel like if you have that kind of money, and that kind of dedication. Yeah, dude, I get jacked. I mean, like if I could spend for a trainer and a dietician, basically tell me what I have to do.

Zac Saleski: 1:00:44

This expensive, man.

Murph: 1:00:45

I know. That's what I'm saying

Zac Saleski: 1:00:46

though. Yeah, if you had the money, you know,

Murph: 1:00:48

easily. Well, I mean, sorry. It's still tough. Still tough, but still tough. Yeah. Nice to have that help. Where it's like, you know, I can take instruction? Sure, why not? You know, I mean, like, you gotta do that research yourself and figure that stuff out yourself. It's like, that's half the battle. Also, like it's kind of laziness. I'm like, I don't want to do all this work. You know, like, I work enough at my job when I'm done one of my free time I don't want to have to do all this research all the time. Especially since the things that the dietary and exercising stuff changes like every other year. I feel like oh, it is yeah, like the current trend. Oh my gosh, I got away for keto. Oh, a shit. I probably end soon, but I don't want this. Okay. I just it was I would just never forget when I brought to you bought rice krispies before the new trend before workout. Oh, no, I thought you're gonna kill me.

Zac Saleski: 1:01:39

Heads because I deal with stuff all the time. People are just doing all the Keto stuff and everything else. And they're just like, it's, I get it. I understand. We tried to try to shock the body shot the system to kind of lean up but it's

Murph: 1:01:54

you know what shocks the system crack so she do crack before I'm just sick. It's such a great pump after this. Crack it. I do another one though.

Zac Saleski: 1:02:08

The, you know, the big thing was in the 90s. They had speed. But now just just like cocaine,

Murph: 1:02:13

basically like stronger cocaine, cocaine. Cocaine that weirdly cocaine cocaine,

Zac Saleski: 1:02:18

cow cow.

Murph: 1:02:23

Basically, again, was used

Zac Saleski: 1:02:25

to but basically, we call that pre workout now. So it all works out.

Murph: 1:02:29

That all you know, it's all got stuff in it. Yeah. It's borderline sugar and cocaine and things like that.

Zac Saleski: 1:02:35

Cow. Yeah.

Murph: 1:02:39

I don't know why you're making fun of it. You've given me some stuff and I get like, like, what the heck is happening to me? Get like the jitters and all that. Like it's great for a workout. I'm like, What am I doing is I'm only working out for an hour. I'm not going out. We're going out for an hour then going for a marathon run. Like, seriously? Like I'm gonna have to start like blasting creed or something as I'm working out.

Zac Saleski: 1:03:00

Up to, to Muse without one. GS or new tag, man. Oh, man. Oh, no, no.

Murph: 1:03:11

You're right. It's more Three Days Grace here. I

Zac Saleski: 1:03:12

got a little more heavier. See? Don't want to go too crazy. much richer. No. Okay, just kick kick, kick. Oh, gosh. Oh, yeah. So we got got a string question last time from well, one of my pestering follow followers. Oh, you should call them that. Oh, Mojo. be fine. Okay. Motor Jim, this is for you. Because he was actually asking about sports one time, or like she was last week's

Murph: 1:03:44

episode could have brought this up. Like, how I know about it. I got into

Zac Saleski: 1:03:49

things and segwaying and Hopalong Cassidy Shut up. Okay. But he's no good at this. Yes. Weird. It's like a add. No, don't

Murph: 1:03:58

worry. I just tag along. You're the one that's got to run this crap. I don't know what I'm doing.

Zac Saleski: 1:04:03

either. Okay, this is the BS podcast. I don't know what's going on. Um, or please

Murph: 1:04:08

don't answer IPs, but that's fine. Yeah. Yeah, please. Doughnuts, so we're gonna glaze maple doughnuts. Maple doughnut. That's it. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 1:04:16

Got it. All right.

Murph: 1:04:17

Yeah. The second podcast I'm still learning. Okay.

Zac Saleski: 1:04:20

It's still the name. Mister elbow with this podcast about me either. All right now, he was asking about analytics in sports. Did we talk about this already know, or like the first time but he's like, I like to go further in depth about it. Like how analytics is different from your sport to to your sport to my football? Yeah. So for hockey Here we go. Yeah, Mojo. This guy,

Murph: 1:04:43

right. Okay, there we go. It's really that's tough because they don't do it the lower levels that I've been coaching but I get all this information from my dad, my brother, but basically it would be that it would be the typical analytics that you would think of in hockey. So like shots on goal. So they will factor that in. So obviously, with I don't know, what would it be probability or I don't know what the rule is, I'm not a big math person. But it would be basically like, the more shots you take, the odds are kind of like it's like poker or things like that the odds of scoring would be higher. So my brother would use examples of players that are great athletes and good hockey players, but in the scheme of the NHL or not that top tier, because in the NHL, unfortunately, unlike other sports, NHL, hockey is where you want to play, like you can play in Europe, and there's some pretty good leagues there. But the best players come the NHL, that's just how it is. Whereas you know, and saw football, they might go play in Germany, they could play in England, they could play anywhere. Whereas in hockey, you play in the NHL, in the US and Canada. So he wasn't that good of a player compared to some of the world's best, but he was good enough to be there. So he was notorious for anywhere along the ice would take a shot. Well, goalies trained so hard, and they everything in their training, I'm sure like soccer is like rapid or sorry, like football is like repetition. Because when you're in the in the the game moving that fast, like basketball across, you know, you have everything split second. So goalies have trained their bodies that sometimes you're making saves that you don't realize you're making, because you've just done it a million times. So he would take shots from areas that are just a very low chance of scoring, if you knew. Yeah, if you knew the game, however, according to analytics, his chances of scoring were higher, because he was putting so many shots on net. So the thought was the goalies going to make a mistake or whatever. But just the argument I would make is, of course, I have no analytics to back this up. I'm just going off of my love of the game. And my experience is like, if you took that shot 100 times 1% of the time it's going to go in Yeah, but according to analytics, it's you know, you do that so many times in a 60 Something games season. It might pay off eventually edited, but it just it it didn't make sense. And so that was the stuff that struggled with that as well as the another big thing you'll notice is on powerplays. So for those of you that don't follow hockey, sorry, let me know if I'm going too much. No good. But for those of you who don't have a big man, right, for those of you that don't follow hockey, so obviously in a power play, there has been a penalty that's committed, someone sets out so it's five on four. So there, there's a man down. So the new trend now is and the hockey player that has pretty much made his career off this, his name is Alex Ovechkin. He's a Russian plays with capitals, a very great hockey player. But basically all he does is he sits on one side of the rink. The pucks over here. The goal is you pass it through the middle to him and he one times it. So it's a slot. It's like basically take your stick, you take like this huge golf swamp, it's called a slap shot towards the net. And because he can and watch YouTube videos on his shot is crazy, fast and accurate. He just buries them. So because of that analytics has thought that every time the puck crosses the middle of the ice, the chances of scoring are a lot higher. Which before Analytics was kind of known because you're having a goalie move side to side, it's tough to stay on your anger and all that however, now you're just putting numbers of things that you already knew. So to me, that's where sometimes analytics, I'm kind of like, you know, you got to give them credit, they they took credit for something that no one talked about, they just knew. And so it's just like anything in the world someone had to do it. So they chose to do it. But I don't like how they use this argument to back up analytics where I'm sure that was common knowledge like everyone knew that like you didn't really need to broadcast that you just have to have a good enough players to pass them the puck and get the shot on net

Zac Saleski: 1:08:48

is bad enough to make yourself exactly so ourselves.

Murph: 1:08:51

But now because also because analytics goalies now pay attention to that so now they're now they're now they're keen on that. So now they watch out for that. So it's like, that's just my problems. Yeah, exactly. That's my problem with analytics is it's not like it's revolutionized it. It's just put numbers behind things we already knew exactly. You know, I mean, like that's, that's like and you know, forgive me like I said, there's definitely and there's other things probably that I don't know about that analytics produces like I know my dad was saying like heart rate monitors and things like that like that's that's great that stuff is what the NHL needs for guys resting and all that but to put numbers behind like scoring chances and things like that it's it's basically just giving the gyms and owners reasons to be able to quantify how much to pay somebody or how much to value somebody when sometimes you know like in football and will American football and football in Europe like that guy that might not be valued very big Lee is going to do the big thing you need him to do to

Zac Saleski: 1:09:47

win a charity European football is I understand that even with hockey. It's basically all you know, geometry anyway, it's such a fast play. You can't that can't be the be all end all. It's it helps but it's not everything you'll see. You'll see a lot of teams that kind of will hire coaches that are basically analytics minded and they'll basically have their whole system based around that which is

Murph: 1:10:13

whatever no yes

Zac Saleski: 1:10:14

yeah whatever it's i I hate this new wave of guys are coming in there like that and it's funny because you asked any former players played like any decent level of merch been through this and trust me I've been going through it as well. With with American football, it's analytics are not as prevalent as a hockey but there are some teams I do have kind of implemented it as far as I know it was a browns and I think Jags did a little bit there's a couple of teams I've tried it but it's it's for football a little bit different. So like they'll take basically any receivers are like Lyman's like one on one matchups, and they'll basically like alright, he wins X amount of percentage of the time on a run play on this direction. I was like, There's no way in hell, you can possibly just quantify an argument for based on that guy alone. I know the Browns were doing this before they brought in. Oh, John Dorsey, which he was the GM for the Chiefs kind of made him what they were today. But they brought in sock brows brought in Sashi. Brown and they had a huge axe. Who she Jackson? Okay, yep. Basically, that's when they went one of 15 an hour, just terrible. And but I guess they end up hiring the guy. He was part of Billy Beane staff, Oh, no way. So they hired as a consultant or whatever it was. So he was basically looking over all this analytics, right front of man. And there's some guys are pretty decent, but they were just, it was a mess. I mean, the team was a mess. And they just had a lot of guys had no idea what the hell was going on. It's like you can't you have 11 guys out there. You cannot quantify anything. And you can't let all the teams Yeah,

Murph: 1:11:59

I feel like with football, too, it's all factors to who you're playing against. You know, you're left that left tackle might be undersized compared to your guy. So it's like, he's gonna win more or like that. Yeah, that's

Zac Saleski: 1:12:10

there's too many factors and football to wear. Like, this negates it completely. Now, there's certain things that you're like, Okay, this makes more sense, like, this helps. But like, for example,

Murph: 1:12:22

I understand maybe for cubies and positions like that. cubies Yeah, and maybe the odd running back or wide receiver cubies

Zac Saleski: 1:12:27

you can easily do that with just the way they're lining up on certain downs. But that's gameplan anyway, but then tendencies based off of that stuff, right? Like, they're, they tend to go, you know, they tend to drift off here or there on this place. That makes

Murph: 1:12:41

sense. do pretty much reading reading their, what's that called? is going through their reads? Yeah. Or their, their habits? Yeah, yeah. Which makes sense that

Zac Saleski: 1:12:49

the habits is fine. Like, I get that, but that like I said, just like hockey, you can't that's not the final, like the be all end all, like solution, that's gonna be the thing. It's, it's, and the problem that, that we're having this in this day and age, I know hockey and football is the same. I know some other places are kind of going through the same thing. And you're hiring people who, my opinion or not like former players, you know, you know, guys who you're hiring people who are kind of had a couple years of experience, and they're like, kind of worked their way up and yeah. And kiss a lot as to where they are. Yeah, it's well,

Murph: 1:13:23

the, the trouble is they use analytics to get themselves through the exam and get the jobs when even the guys that in some of the best coaches in hockey didn't didn't get to the high levels of hockey. They but they obsessed over it. Yeah. And so sometimes that's the problem now is it just, it just gives GMs and owners that maybe don't understand the game, but have the money to finance it? Exactly. It gives them an excuse to say, well, that all makes sense to me. So I'm going to hire this person because he has the numbers to back it up, which is what I understand in the business world. And yeah, sometimes I think that's where the art of Sport comes in. You know, I'm gonna get really weird like saying like, that was the opposite. No, but seriously, like, the art of Sport comes in where it's just like, there's just things you can't quantify, like, you know, like, there's just, I think there was that Moneyball the movie, the end, whether the first baseman that used to be a catcher hits a homerun. And he never does that. And he did it at a pivotal time. When, if you let if he just believe what his coaches told him and just took a bunt, or something like that, like, do they win that game? Maybe not like, you know what I mean? Like, it's just it's, it's tough. Now, of course, the Moneyball movie was done up special for you know, to make it to make it a movie to make it a movie, but like, there's just stuff like that, that in the real world and things that sometimes things happen that you can't quantify. You can't explain like, you just, you just can't and I'm sure someone that's bigger to analytics would can argue the crap out of me and can disprove everything I've said in this podcast, but it's that's just how I personally feel but it's,

Zac Saleski: 1:14:53

it's we're getting to a point now and it's funny. I took this a few years ago, I was like, you're, you know, that's fine. You want to do analytics. Cool. whatever that's, you know, that's great. But you're going to get to a point where everything's going to be so analytics based. And baseball is going through this I know football starting to go through it to where you have people in charge of making decisions. And they're getting to a point where like, well, we don't, our team was not as successful as it could be. Because we don't have X players who know how to tap into the team chemistry and that team, you know, unity, they don't know how to tap into that to get the most out of them. So there's like, Oh, so now you can't quantify that correctly, of course. So you've got to, that's where a lot of this stuff starting to stem from. And it's, it's starting to kind of, you know, roll in that direction. Now. It's kind of crazy, but it's

Murph: 1:15:45

so much so much to Pocky and American football, and I'm sure European football, is soccer A is it's just like, you know, it's so momentum based it is. And so you can't quantify when momentum shifts and momentum shifts, that's when it's like, kind of like warfare, where like, you know, sometimes the middlemiss the minimalist numbers will have the biggest results because they don't, it doesn't matter, you know, what, what's going on? It's just what they believe what their training was like, and it sounds sappy. But again, it's the it's the human spirit and human drive like we can, we're such a unique thing that we can overcome anything when I like. So it's just, I guess, you know, like, everything analytics is probably never going away. So I just I will open I think the best coaches,

Zac Saleski: 1:16:33

it will reincarnate some different form.

Murph: 1:16:35

Yeah. But I think you would agree the best coaches, which I'm trying to become better at, I know you are too. It's like you factor in both like there is room for analytics in every sport, I will say that, but to become some of these coaches right now, that's solely and even leagues that solely rely on it, for reasons to do things to me is there's just like, do just not up and make it. Like, you know, like that's that's for salty, right? The whole No, that's just sports, like you just got to take that risk. But sometimes, I feel like no offense, but sometimes with like European football, soccer, it like they, they're too nervous to do things. And that's the one thing that bothers me about that sport. You need that final push, like do something just

Zac Saleski: 1:17:17

need that little funnel nerve to finish the match and do your thing. It's yeah, and that's that's kind of what's going on now. And I've said this a lot of people within you know, certain sports, whatever the case may be, everything goes in circles with all the new stuff, all the new, new high tech crap that comes in and I understand that but I was like, in some way shape or form. You know, the basics of the game always comes back out and always kind of rears rears its ugly head, and it's like, alright, this is it to check yourself. This is how it's gonna kind of rear back and this is how, you know, the final, you know, to have the final part kind of shows up like for example, football kind of is kind of going through that now where how teams built their defenses and offenses are all off base off the edge. So they're all have like speedsters. Yeah, running off the edge and, you know, trying to misdirect people and whatnot. But what people don't understand everything. It's kind of everyone's exposed in the middle because I don't really worry about that, like all the money's gone away from that, like the old days and 2000s of 90s. So now like, now we're getting to a point where you got people are like, Oh, crap teams are running the ball right in the middle, and we can't stop it when we do. It's like, oh, well, should have done that. No, it's just going back around a circle. That's not where the game started.

Murph: 1:18:33

Just like hockey was there trying to develop it more like, like you said speedster game. So like, yeah, breakouts, where they break into the offensive zone to shoot, they're moving the puck back to someone that has speed and hands that they can glide to the middle. But now, what other teams are doing is they're getting big guys. Like they used to play in the 60s and 70s. And they're just just rushing them the bruise. Yeah, and now, and now they're winning because they're just bruising people. And it's like, so now it's starting to shift again. It's just like, you know, the end of the hockey like, like so football too, is a perfect balance of speed and size. And it's just like an it's I hate to say it it's like that with any sport and I know they'll come up with any excuse to change that thing. And I feel bad for people that are not lucky enough like we were to have size and all that stuff. But yeah, then you got to have good hands you gotta have good vision and you got to be quick you know like it's just it's unfortunately the way the world the way the sports work you know, there's always gonna be an element of warfare slash toughness to it that it's just it'll I don't think that'll ever change. I really don't like that's you know, that's what it was pretty much was made for.

Zac Saleski: 1:19:36

Well, there you go, right. Murph wants warfare.

Murph: 1:19:39

Now I didn't mean like that in the pain. Now, I don't mean like that. But you don't want these problems. No, I mean,

Zac Saleski: 1:19:45

catchy aliens.

Murph: 1:19:47

I think unfortunately, as as, as great as the world has gotten with understanding and understanding each other. We still need that of Killer Instinct, the right word, but we still need that toughness because at the end of the day, you do His world is a tough world to live in and we all have to be tough. Yeah, you know unfortunately to understand each other's differences and stuff is a great thing but at the end of the day doesn't matter in some places you're at that you have to still be yourself to be able to get through it. Yeah like it's easy for me to say I've been very privileged and very individual but

Zac Saleski: 1:20:19

there's certain every individual have that grit Yeah, you got to have that you don't seem like kind of running out if

Murph: 1:20:26

you don't Yeah, we don't we just stop developing things things just stay status quo we you know, we the Gary Vee, we lose those guys. Like it's just you need those people. Now I'm not saying I'm one of them, but be docile. No, I'm just I'm just saying like I'm not I'm not saying I'm one of them. But I'm just saying we do need those people in the world they will make the people go around and unfortunately if we don't have those people that the politicians take

Zac Saleski: 1:20:47

over do not take over while we're sleeping.

Murph: 1:20:54

Now this person love charging Zach up with politician. Oh, great. There we go. Here's the theories going. We won't go down that road as they say save that for the next one. Oh, we have

Zac Saleski: 1:21:04

I'll tell you what. Second 1/3 1/3 One shit 1.5 G's welcome to the podcast. 1.5 right, man, Zack and Murph

Murph: 1:21:15

not gonna lie at the beginning there I thought this was gonna be a slow one but we really picked it up there

Zac Saleski: 1:21:19

we go that's how we operate we're slow but you know once we get going we're good going

Murph: 1:21:22

we'll get the ball rolling to shut down the hill and it goes

Zac Saleski: 1:21:27

oh, shit written ball. kind of wanted. Can't take my eyes off.

Murph: 1:21:34

Is that right? You know, let's make that Jay. All right, go away. Horrible. can't look away. I'm gonna try to save you mean cancel. I want to make these jokes. But

Zac Saleski: 1:21:48

no one no one was listening to this anyway.

Murph: 1:21:51

That's fair. That's fair. We're just doing this for for our own mental sanity.

Zac Saleski: 1:21:55

Yeah, see how therapeutic it is?

Murph: 1:21:57

It is is there Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 1:21:58

Oh, there we go. The Heck yeah, it was. Wi Fi was you know, messed up between that and that.

Murph: 1:22:07

Oh, I was a little ambitious. Oh. Oh, you look me right in the eye. We we like we had a moment that you and the girls in Starbucks and the bakeries back are the

Zac Saleski: 1:22:21

baccarat I don't know that random girl in Starbucks can handle that. She's like, I just think it's termpaper done. Just don't look at me. Nine Nine termpaper be stupid him that nines.

Murph: 1:22:44

Yeah, my Germans not advance. I don't know. No,

Zac Saleski: 1:22:47

don't always just said you're an idiot.

Murph: 1:22:49

Okay, that's why I figured that it was I

Zac Saleski: 1:22:51

had to learn that because in case you know, the ref said something to us. They're like little call add to say that.

Murph: 1:22:57

Gotcha. Yeah, yeah. Did you had a disome in their native tongue?

Zac Saleski: 1:23:01

It works word of you'd

Murph: 1:23:03

be worked. Did they reverse the call?

Zac Saleski: 1:23:07

Will they turn around like, Excuse me? Excuse me? Yes, I win. Oh,

Murph: 1:23:19

yes, that means you with Alright, should we before we wrap this up? Should we get a bold prediction on what you think your was it? powderburn is gonna do for football. The big football weekend?

Zac Saleski: 1:23:30

Yeah, kind of more than 100 Born doesn't play till the end the month? I don't know who was it the slavish hole and the Dresden monarchs. Okay.

Murph: 1:23:39

So are we rooting for?

Zac Saleski: 1:23:41

Let's see, dressings got to. They've been good all year. Their offense has been pretty say above average, but their defense has come nasty. Obviously, I lean more towards nasty defense games, but swaybars Hall is been consistent. They went all your potent offense defenses. Okay, well above average. Okay, good. Don't yell at me about that. No, you guys will. I have a lot of swaybars Hall people. But yeah. I don't know if Dresden can slow the game down. And I think they may a little bit. They may have a good chance to win, but I think swaybars Hall will win. Probably like, I don't know. I want to say 35 to 24. Whoo. Alright, so something like that. Okay, with that

Murph: 1:24:34

allow, maybe should reference the date in case you're like right on so they know that you didn't just say this. Oh,

Zac Saleski: 1:24:39

it's October 8.

Murph: 1:24:40

There you go. Yes. There we go. Yes. 2021 23. Yes. This is your time travelers

Zac Saleski: 1:24:49

was the scene of waterboy. Or his his girlfriend like predicts a score? Oh, yeah. I am predicting yes was going to be right. It gets like the like third quarter North Korea's like yeah kidding yeah yeah

Murph: 1:25:03

that's why I said you should put the date down what are the analytics that you get that right we should look into that

Zac Saleski: 1:25:07

they lay out reports

Murph: 1:25:10

I get your reports going here no but just in case you do get it right your your files get back. Oh, he got it right let's get the friends involved with start donating. He's a wizard.

Zac Saleski: 1:25:22

Oh my god. He's Dumbledore.

Murph: 1:25:24

Cheese. How dare you sir. Compare yourself to him.

Zac Saleski: 1:25:30

How dare you stand where he stood. Exactly.

Murph: 1:25:36

Thank you. I didn't remember the whole quote. So I appreciate you saying like that. That's where I was trying to go for Bye.

Zac Saleski: 1:25:41

Oh, seems like your defenses are exhausted. Put it down to Harry Potter. I'm done. I'm done. Are you though? All right. Four

Murph: 1:25:57

minutes. Let's ended on 30 my lucky number four more minutes here stretch it out, Murph, what we got that's what we got. I might be a little ambitious after that. Sure.

Zac Saleski: 1:26:11

Not too as ambitious as the new cast right owners. Hey. Oh,

Murph: 1:26:15

right. There you go. Nice. Huh? We were what we I feel like we're diverging from it again,

Zac Saleski: 1:26:20

but I'm just gonna use that movie. Well,

Murph: 1:26:21

I know right? Did you Did I ever ask you real Harry Potter house was not the one that you talked about the one that you wanted to get they ended up getting but what was the first one you got?

Zac Saleski: 1:26:31

All the first one I got was Ravenclaw. Okay, so then when I read it, I was slithering.

Murph: 1:26:36

Oh, somebody and you're okay with that?

Zac Saleski: 1:26:39

Oh, no. I'm a snake. Sneaky little snake.

Murph: 1:26:46

Make that reference. All right. That's fair. No, did you stop after that one, or do you take more times?

Zac Saleski: 1:26:52

They stop that one. Okay. I think I took like some random like, short one. That was like not it was not real JK Rowling. Gotcha. You know, test, but I think it got helpful puff out that one, but I I don't know. I kind of like lean between Ravenclaw and like Slither, and I guess.

Murph: 1:27:09

Okay, gotcha. So you're between a significant house to a to a bad person house.

Zac Saleski: 1:27:17

Oh, Ravenclaws. Like the smart person house. It is really? Yeah. It's like the studious house, I thought was Hufflepuff Hufflepuff is like the one that you get thrown into because you don't make all the luthiery

Murph: 1:27:31

tick. No. degree was held off.

Zac Saleski: 1:27:35

I don't know why he was in there. He's adventurous. That's why.

Murph: 1:27:37

Yeah, he's curious to know. Yeah, I think there's some history thing involved too.

Zac Saleski: 1:27:41

Well, I remember when I looked it up was that they said Ravenclaw was the one where people were like, booked up. booksmart let's not go there. But they were like, they were like, you know, extremely, like curious and studious. Alright, well, so that was like the manipular that's all rich ones. And then Gryffindor was, you know, we shall

Murph: 1:27:59

we should we should set a number if we ever get that number. We'll have to go to Harry Potter world and get the get the actual tests go on here because that is on my list. I got to do that show out more. I told myself I was going to do that when I was like 30 and you are not already like halfway through 30 And I'm like, No, that looks like that's not happening. So I'm gonna go after 30 but same with the tattoo but yeah.

Zac Saleski: 1:28:21

Did you go to fucking universal he's like, get your own your own wanted, like waving that thing around ours?

Murph: 1:28:28

Oh, dude. Ah, already warned my girlfriend like we go. I'm like, I hope you're ready. Like I'm going to be a manchild like it's just everything like, I don't care if the ride says five and under. I am going on it probably because it's Harry Potter. Like yeah, we're doing all of

Zac Saleski: 1:28:41

it. We meet my dad had to play on the go down there but I don't know what happened. Things fall through me grew up.

Murph: 1:28:48

became a real boy. Oh, boy.

Zac Saleski: 1:28:52

You took away my buttons, my gumdrop buttons

Murph: 1:28:55

Okay relax there now you're just mixing the fairytale cheese have some class and now we're quoting Shrek Oh yeah. saw that on TV

Zac Saleski: 1:29:09

saw body Oh my gosh.

Murph: 1:29:12

Dude, I would go to a mousemat like I would go to a concert in a heartbeat flash mouth man relive the glory days.

Zac Saleski: 1:29:19

Well, he would go you know there's there is a whole whole tour of all the x boyband now where that's where they're at now.

Murph: 1:29:30

You're gonna say that and not know anything. Oh, no, I know. He's gonna tease me like that and that'd be the end of it. Oh, I guess everyone we're done all right. That's it. There's a tour your tickets marshmallows, but I don't know where it is. I don't know what

Zac Saleski: 1:29:44

oh boy bands. Okay, but then they add. I don't know. It's like, oh town Backstreet Boys. And then they had like Ryan Cabrera. Yeah. That one piece they actually slips in.

Murph: 1:29:56

Okay, so they don't know. Okay, thanks. I know Ashley Simpson, but I don't know him. Do you think your listeners had enough should we sign

Zac Saleski: 1:30:05

all they had enough probably about like an hour and 20 minutes ago perfect yeah this works this works it works it's fine you know

Murph: 1:30:13

what it's fine What does you know we just keep drinking and that's fine just coast on out is exactly what we can you don't want to just end it right now just you know don't even we're not even signing off just ended just

Zac Saleski: 1:30:23

like the Germans like on their mouse like

Murph: 1:30:28

teasing me just say

Zac Saleski: 1:30:31

why do you keep saying this now? No wait oh okay but thank you guys for jumping in the second episode there will be a third lucky number three you kill Yeah, Murph wants it

Murph: 1:30:46

I do need to I would like to get to five that's a family number. So if we get to five a day pretty happy but not Tyler's number three is not right. I mean 30 But I don't think well I don't think we'll survive to three I think I'll be dead by then.

Zac Saleski: 1:30:56

He did by 30 you Sorry. It'll be fine. I don't know we got this hashtag we got this Yeah,

Murph: 1:31:05

hashtag it for the for the fatal

Zac Saleski: 1:31:07

hashtag we got this hashtag make sure you guys donate to Murph chair fun because we need his butt cheeks to be cushioned and be you know,

Murph: 1:31:20

protected firstworldproblems guys for

Zac Saleski: 1:31:24

if we're gonna be doing these we've got to do less for an

Murph: 1:31:26

hour and a half. You know, I

Zac Saleski: 1:31:27

got sorry.

Murph: 1:31:28

I gotta be able to feel really down south like it's getting pretty bad. This is really poor. Yeah, it's just just everything sleep down there. I don't even know I'm gonna stand up right now. I think I've just peed myself. I can't feel anything below my waist.

Zac Saleski: 1:31:40

Something's cold. I don't know the IP or the chair. I don't know.

Murph: 1:31:43

I don't know. I don't get a blanket or a cushion. It's just as cold as metal chair

Zac Saleski: 1:31:48

instead of a chair. That's by you like a like a cushion doughnut. Yeah, right? Yes. Yeah. Comfortable. Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah. Bye. Thank you. Yeah, I'm gonna sit on my ball.

Murph: 1:32:03

Just put my beanbag chair over. I won't make the video I'll just like be lounging my beanbag chair.

Zac Saleski: 1:32:08

Guy from South Park. Yeah. Oh God, gosh. Well, I guess that's where we say this will be part.

Murph: 1:32:21

This is where we Oh sweet parts Sweet Sorrow parley cheese cheese. I have really frown. I hope you cut that. Yeah, they're not gonna cut. No. We're gonna end on that as we're gonna

Zac Saleski: 1:32:32

end it all part of the Murphy lore that's starting to be built

Murph: 1:32:38

behind the scenes. Yeah, horribly quoting poetry.

Zac Saleski: 1:32:41

I hope Canadians find this. I hope they do. And they're like, Oh,

Murph: 1:32:45

they're probably gonna offend it and cancel us real fast. I love Canada but they are very norley

Zac Saleski: 1:32:51

Up there northern Canadians and where they don't care they don't even

Murph: 1:32:55

know they have technology up there. It's like the Arctic while you really pissed them off. Oh, yeah. Lovely Canada, but we're just gonna go we're just gonna be truthful about this here. Like those are the ones that actually live in igloos. Incredible I'm kidding. No, they have actually really good hunting up there. I've heard we're about we're about to go into like two and a half hours so we keep talking about this. We just we've like signed off I'm just warning you

Zac Saleski: 1:33:21

Oh my god. Finally we get the Canadian parts. I don't want to cut them off.

Murph: 1:33:25

Exactly right. Yeah. Oh, really good bear hunting up there. But no, yeah.

Zac Saleski: 1:33:31

Alright guys, we will see you guys next week. Say bye. Bye, Murph.