Murph: 0:03

What's going on? Hello? Hello? I don't You're the energy I'm not I'm just the common energy. Like you're the energy

Zac Saleski: 0:10

Welcome to ultimate parallel universe. Yes. Label guys

Murph: 0:16

no more ASMR

Zac Saleski: 0:18

NO NO NO NO WAY smart.

Murph: 0:20

No idea. This friend the kids are into

Zac Saleski: 0:24

this. This okay he goes to Canada every Monday couldn't wait. Jesus

Murph: 0:33

well that's all about the policies

Zac Saleski: 0:37

don't you dare be my cat versation sir

Murph: 0:41

All right have to bring your plus Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 0:43

Well we'll go to a brand new episode of maple glaze. This is the second episode of 2022 All right, br If we had more do I make bust? What 2022 We went to Oh, gotcha. I will combust well,

Murph: 1:00

we'll all be dead by the way All right. Yeah. Like what was that like a train joke or something? I don't know. Combustion and

Zac Saleski: 1:09

oh my god. Like ended on whatever i

Murph: 1:14

There we go ahead with our weakest episode ever. And he said Oh, welcome to your sex table. Go

Zac Saleski: 1:22

this guy. Hey, welcome. This This is our 10th episode, right. podcast. Yeah, so we

Murph: 1:31

are not ever that significant age right now. Exactly. We're not significantly 10 can't really do much here in the US.

Zac Saleski: 1:37

Yeah. We switch up the angles on the video portion because I kind of felt wait we switched angles. Yes. Oh, this podcast notice it is all about angles, angles and angles to angles podcasts direct. And CO hockey puck continue cold hockey. He likes football on Sunday offseason Yep, there we go. But in the in the part time we like algebra.

Murph: 2:01

Exactly. Geometry, Algebra math. I hate math. Yeah. No, no bueno. No.

Zac Saleski: 2:09

God it's been welcomer Yeah, right. as well. As you get to work we're Yeah, we're kind of beat up a little bit both of us in different ways. Yes. Like, I guess

Murph: 2:20

spiritually mentally or just you know, a lot of things.

Zac Saleski: 2:24

You can tell her where he is lot of hemp.

Murph: 2:27

Exactly. Yeah. Just gotten his LD super yo, is douchebag it's easier chill chakra. moving to California

Zac Saleski: 2:35

running out. Yeah, I gotta I gotta go to go recharge

Murph: 2:39

moons and Venus and Venus is in Mars. And I don't know, whatever they say like that. I'm a Taurus. I don't know. It just goes from there.

Zac Saleski: 2:45

I have to get more plutonium to recharge.

Murph: 2:48

Yep, that's it.

Zac Saleski: 2:50

You're chill lifeforce is if anybody ever is used that those words in the sentence I'm, I'm kicking.

Murph: 2:57

You even joked about that. I kind of want to end this by just kind of in a really bad way. Like, you're that person. You got like that example is way too specific and real for me like I'm like, yeah, totally. Someone has totally said what there's

Zac Saleski: 3:09

something in my gut that it's one punch the hell out I kind of want to

Murph: 3:13

Yeah. But like yeah, I just got like, internally triggered that was bad. Wow, am

Zac Saleski: 3:24

I ever the angriest first few minutes?

Murph: 3:27

For no reason my life in general. This one. Like, you lied to me bad when you get angry at yourself. That's really bad.

Zac Saleski: 3:38

You know, we try to watch tic TOCs to kind of liven up the mood before we jump on and record this but it's it's hoists

Murph: 3:45

so is there a strap tic TOCs Oh, is there stress?

Zac Saleski: 3:49

You're watching Eilers private our

Murph: 3:53

No, it's just people are really thirsty. Drinking water.

Zac Saleski: 3:58

The thirst trap? Ah, incredible. Yep. You know, there's probably somebody in this on this earth and she's believed that same thing. Totally. Oh, boy. It's what's been going on this week, man. What's what's happening? Obviously you're angry. You're right at life. Boy. Yeah, right. Just for Let's go. What's going on, buddy?

Murph: 4:19

I've been unfortunately guess everything's pretty quiet on the on the homefront right now. This is where you get into the the as we talked about last podcast the what was it the January blues are the whatever. Yeah, winter blues. So like, literally just kind of grinding every day now. So it's just kind of work. Watch the hockey games. My dad guy COVID Which kind of sucked but he's doing good now. So he's, they. He hasn't been able to coach yet until he gets a negative result. But to get the podcast, exactly podcast. It helps fight COVID luck.

Zac Saleski: 4:55

Yep, it does. Yep.

Murph: 4:58

ADC doesn't want you to know that but the We found that out it's an underground movement we're learning

Zac Saleski: 5:06

to pirate radio.

Murph: 5:10

Not even a thing anymore people go well, I guess maybe pirate podcasts sounded weird. I'd baby give it a listen for a wrong geographic for that one. Right. Yeah. Yard. All right. Dr. Steve.

Zac Saleski: 5:23

Got a really insightful Tell me more.

Murph: 5:27

No. Good news is arrangers looks like they're gonna make the playoffs the Blackhawks will not. So that means hopefully, and a few months, I will be going to New York to watch a playoff game, which is always exciting. I've got to experience every culture. So that's always fun. I don't I can't really compare to anything because I've never been to a playoff football game. So I don't really I couldn't say like, oh, it's better or worse, or

Zac Saleski: 5:52

I've been the one. Okay. That counts. She's something that players how much was the thing like

Murph: 5:59

what actually counts? I think I've only I've only been to definitely but no one? Yeah, one no, two, one or two. Anyway, yeah,

Zac Saleski: 6:07

I know. We always had to choose like one game out of the year for us. Like, this is my dad has season tickets, the chiefs. He basically said, Hey, you guys chose one. Choose one for the year, playoffs a little bit different. Cuz he's like, Well, we can figure out something. Maybe he guys, you know, can choose one that happened. But that was towards late 90s. So there, they were kinda. The team was getting older, so they didn't really make it too far actually know the Marty Schottenheimer years. That's kind of how I was. I live by them. Okay, there. Yeah. I went to one playoff game. It was the chiefs and colts couple years back. That's when I think Andy Reid's first year, and then we've dropped by 28 at halftime, and then we end up losing the game.

Murph: 6:49

Painting man will do that to you. She was Andrew Luck. They'll do that to you too. Yeah, let's go. Oh, yeah. He said Andy. Yeah, Okay, gotcha. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 6:57

Other 2013 I guess I don't.

Murph: 6:59

Yeah, mine was my dad was with the flyers in Philadelphia. Oh, they played against the capitals. And yeah, the capitals. capitals? Obviously. No, sorry.

Zac Saleski: 7:10

Do you? Run? What were you there during like, the days where your dad's playing Florida?

Murph: 7:15

I mean, yeah, but I was you probably I was five years old.

Zac Saleski: 7:19

So it was a great match.

Murph: 7:21

If I did if I did go to a game I don't remember any of it. Surface languages. Gee, I was drinking a lot and blacking out and fine. Lost a lot of those years. sparkling apple juice. Exactly. You drink earlier in Canada a lot earlier. Like healthfully early. Hopefully, unhealthy. Yeah. Totally early, actually. Yeah. So Abdulah good. Yeah. Do you remember so now it is two because I also went to when the Blue Jackets made the playoffs for the first time my dad was coaching for Columbus. Yeah, that was awesome. And unfortunately, we got swept in four games against Detroit. But you know, it was really good that was like it kind of like what it was yeah, just kind of like you said about the cheese to Detroit was transitioning out but they were still good but not good enough to win cups anymore. So you know,

Zac Saleski: 8:06

God I'm an idiot. I went to the one the Ravens game with you.

Murph: 8:09

That's right. Yeah, I don't know Mr. Yeah, that's right. That's when we freaked out because we were winning. And we split the popcorn all over that guy. He was not happy with us

Zac Saleski: 8:19

well, jackets were down with three games that nothing Yeah, yeah,

Murph: 8:22

so that's getting sweep for games. Yeah. Swept after that. Yeah,

Zac Saleski: 8:25

yeah, we I mean, at that point, we're just like, oh, whatever happens but they start climbing back as a call. Wow, this actually might be a game this would have happened. where the puck was the UMR it was a Mario whatever,

Murph: 8:39

buddy. Would you like do the double high five? Yeah, we just knocked out his hand and we just scored

Zac Saleski: 8:43

Yeah, Murph turns our buddy Mr. And dislike double high fives. Bar had this huge bag of popcorn hits it. Popcorn goes everywhere. was after that, like the start? You guys started shaking it.

Murph: 8:58

I've ever like that. I just started messing with them with it at the park or just going everywhere. And there's this old guy sitting next to him. And it literally just goes all over him and he just gives a Marlin dirtiest to be

Zac Saleski: 9:09

like to make to add more effect to it. The guy was mid clap. Oh, having a great time ever. He's like, Are you kidding me? Son of a bitch. Yeah. Yeah, this salty crap. All right.

Murph: 9:21

We have Mars Brown. And this guy was white. So like white privilege can't do it. But it was yeah, it was it was hilarious. But it was an awesome game. Unfortunately, they lost I think in overtime. I gave her and I'm thinking I don't want to overtime or it's like, it was definitely last minutes because I can still remember to this day. They made what it was like a Yeah, it was like off sides or something they should have called they did a goal. And I was like, This is crazy.

Zac Saleski: 9:44

But I remember the fans throwing stuff at the rep. Yeah, it was bad. Yep. I remember that. Because they call a couple like, I don't know off sighs or some crappy call. And then I think all I remember was the rest are skating off and people were just chucking their beers out. Don't

Murph: 10:00

count as as well. They put the netting around the ring so they they got pelted by some things on their way out. Yep, definitely.

Zac Saleski: 10:07

I mean, that was like one of my first I don't know, three four hockey games I've been to so I'm like, This is crazy.

Murph: 10:14

It was awesome. That arena was filled. And that's the thing about Columbus is like they can when they want to, they can fill that rank. It is a good rank for a full crowd. When you when they want it. That's why that's that's the that's the Asterix next to it. Fortunately, my opinion is there's a quite a few Columbus people that are bandwagon fans. So like, Jack is doing great. Everyone wants to go on the blue jacket start dipping a little bit. Nobody goes to games. It's the weirdest thing. But yeah, anyway, you get more out of town fans because it's cheaper than where they're from. So like Pittsburgh, Toronto, Detroit. They all make the trip here. It's crazy.

Zac Saleski: 10:48

But it's wild, man. Right?

Murph: 10:50

Well, that. That's your bacon. Oh, is the cat that keeps me going? It's freaking me out.

Zac Saleski: 10:59

This is a gamer to find the cat. I

Murph: 11:01

don't want to find the cat. Let her loose. She's already loose. We can hear. Like who says loose letter? Jeez, that sounds like a euphemism.

Zac Saleski: 11:10

I'll tell you about one of my old roommates from college we used to do yes, totally let our roommates dog loose one time. And he because he just kept the door open first. No stupid reason. And this dog just takes off. Everybody gets his dog back, pulls it back and he's like, What the hell is your problem? Why did you let him go? He's like, Hey, man. If your dog runs away comes back to you. It's true love as Chris right now as I should call him. Oh, okay. Interesting. The spacey cargo. Good dude. But in his own world like as I was telling that story, Murph was like I'm gonna find this cat. I have to keep looking for her. Yeah, I just as if there's $100 Bill it's chalk to right hey,

Murph: 11:55

never no joke on you. One day I'll be over at someone's house and there will be $100 Bill strapped onto the cat and I find it's my bill $100 richer.

Zac Saleski: 12:04

Right everybody? Anybody in the Columbus area? Please strap a couple bucks to your cats.

Murph: 12:10

I'll go hunting. I they may not be alive but I will hunt and find these cats.

Zac Saleski: 12:16

You see a strange Canadia with with a bow there

Murph: 12:20

I'm half I'm half halfway prefer the crossbow

Zac Saleski: 12:28

Why are you right sir more. Yeah, but to find this.

Murph: 12:32

crossbow is more a crossbow is more accurate and so an arrow you gotta count for wind and all that crazy stuff. The crossbow you just point and pole and that's it. It's done. cats out of its misery and I got$100

Zac Saleski: 12:43

You use a promo to say that cats out of the bag.

Murph: 12:46

Now that's No, no, no. I wonder who's like coined that phrase. Like what? Like, why would you have a cat in a bag? That's how they like drown them. Like, why would you think that was like a good thing? Oh, just this cat in my bag. And I got out. Like better? Yeah, I

Zac Saleski: 13:04

can even like just imagine being so happy that you actually have your name attached to a phrase like that. Or maybe maybe you just don't tell people that you took homage to that phrase. You just you're just inside you're like yes, mine.

Murph: 13:19

Oh, you came Yeah. Try and patent that shit. Especially how much that stuff's used like yeah

Zac Saleski: 13:26

tribal kind of financial corner with Murph this is a no

Murph: 13:29

you don't want me doing your finances? No, no, no, I never Yeah, so literally the first lesson dare steal a craft reverse lesson will be support the really good athletic brother and live off him that's that's that's the first lesson and my happy my happy my financial hour. Oh god. The first lesson ride on the coattails of other people's success. That's how it works.

Zac Saleski: 13:55

There we go. That's it write it down. That's it podcast over write down. Eat to know swallow it. Embrace it.

Murph: 14:03

Go hunt for cats

Zac Saleski: 14:08

boy we're not we're not messing around.

Murph: 14:10

I have one adopt a bunch of cats now donate money to them and release them all over Columbus. Just see what happens

Zac Saleski: 14:16

to go bad Willy Wonka

Murph: 14:20

right I just type a note to them. Congrats you found this cat. Here's kind of sandbox rereleased the cat

Zac Saleski: 14:31

found this golden ticket. You have to wait till the cat poops and like people just wandering around chasing cats.

Murph: 14:36

That's happening on even the cats take that to Anthony Thomas is

Zac Saleski: 14:41

just chasing around cats. Man if you ever clicked off by now,

Murph: 14:48

I'm shocked. Yes, this is this is definitely really pulling things out of our ass on this one. It's been a week. It's been it's been a week. What about you Zack, how's your week? What's going on in your week but nowhere know you're getting really cool, soft cool over there.

Zac Saleski: 15:04

Getting turned on by teams. I'm ready to throw hands.

Murph: 15:07

That's just don't throw my way.

Zac Saleski: 15:09

No

Murph: 15:14

I'm sorry man rejection sucks.

Zac Saleski: 15:16

That's all good. You know how it is? Yeah, it's true.

Murph: 15:19

I am not. I'm catching people stealing and not getting even to admit to it. So that's been a rough week.

Zac Saleski: 15:24

Murphy has one foot out this podcast as you can see on the video version.

Murph: 15:28

Yep. Well, you pushed me again. I got lost my lost my marker. Oh, there we go. There we go. Here again.

Zac Saleski: 15:36

Alright. Yeah,

Murph: 15:36

I lost my marker. We got put like tape on the floor. Thank you. There we go. Is that better?

Zac Saleski: 15:40

Yeah, there we go.

Murph: 15:42

I feel like I have to blow this mic or something. It's just like, not gonna do

Zac Saleski: 15:47

that talk. Like Yeah. Double Tees talks to the tip.

Murph: 15:52

I now don't want to do this podcast anymore.

Zac Saleski: 15:56

You lost Thank you.

Murph: 15:59

Oh, that's Oh, rip Betty White. You know what Betty White left and everything's gone for shit. I like our podcast.

Zac Saleski: 16:06

Recipes. Her rhombi right. died in vain.

Murph: 16:11

That was yours. It

Zac Saleski: 16:12

was it. 2019 19 shady. No, that was like 1602 17 Man I'm getting. It's been it's been a minute.

Murph: 16:23

In six years.

Zac Saleski: 16:26

It's been up there, man. It's been. Oh, wow. I base everything off of 2016 was a great year about it.

Murph: 16:37

I've been deep. Do you have any tobacco that?

Zac Saleski: 16:41

Oh, no, just from my own personal coaching experience. That's it. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Okay, that's fair. Okay. That's my milestone on my head. All right.

Murph: 16:51

Have you seen this stuff online that claims that the horombo debt started where the world is now?

Zac Saleski: 16:57

That's pretty deep, right? That's pretty freakin me. Actually, a lot Murph.

Murph: 17:02

Right. I actually saw I saw a pretty funny video and it was like, it was like, Oh, me talking to my kids and like, tell me about the 2010s is like it all started when we killed this ape. Like yeah, go into there. But yeah, there was I like I don't know everybody everyone's just saying how funny it is that are Ave died. And then like, all this other horrible crap happened after it.

Zac Saleski: 17:25

It did. Yeah.

Murph: 17:28

And when this podcast started, and the world started healing.

Zac Saleski: 17:33

I don't know after Bob Saget died, things got weird that

Murph: 17:35

okay, not not funny, but it's kind of funny, but also sad in a way. I was hanging out there, right. I was hanging out my girlfriend, and she was like, Oh, Bob Saget died. And I was like, tick tock. And for some reason,

Zac Saleski: 17:51

don't you dare lie.

Murph: 17:52

I couldn't for some reason. I couldn't remember who he was like, Well, you know, he lived to a good old age. I thought he was like, I thought he was like a Bob Costas. Sir. I don't know something like I thought he was like a really old head like, and literally like, baseball cards. cost us I know, I said that names. The first one popped in my head.

Zac Saleski: 18:11

Been a real one, bro. Right.

Murph: 18:13

But I was like, oh, it looks good. Like he like looked at me kind of funny. And she's like, I guess so. And then I think it was a day later. So I was like, suppose it's the guy from full house. So I like text her I was like, I didn't realize is the guy from full house. Yeah, no, he didn't live a long life. Like that was like, that was still pretty early. And she's like, Yeah, I didn't want to tell you, but I'm pretty sure she's like, I knew you had something so wrong person.

Zac Saleski: 18:37

Oh, my God. That's that is four, five, right? I didn't want to. I didn't want to go down that road. And, you know, tell you how wrong you were. But the hell with

Murph: 18:48

it right. GGT I'd figure out one way or the other.

Zac Saleski: 18:52

She just went on social media. And well, okay, sorry, Bob. So

Murph: 18:56

when were right when Betty White passed, it was not on social media the night because it was I think my New Year party right? Or something like that?

Zac Saleski: 19:06

I don't it was earlier that day, it was Oh, yeah. Earlier that day. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I think it was like early. Earlier that day, though. Yeah, the DA and you

Murph: 19:14

were drunk as hell. So you probably don't remember I even showed you my phone. I said it's my I know this. When I want breaking news. I go to Instagram for all my breaking news. And I was like, saw on Instagram yet. It took to like the day after for people to post on Instagram. Was it? Yeah,

Zac Saleski: 19:28

no, it was yeah, it was New Year's Eve. Yeah, yeah. So it's like earlier in the day, I saw it on like barstool. That's the first place that's all good.

Murph: 19:36

I don't know why I didn't see online but okay. Yeah, that'd be like Oh, buddy weights did and like, let's get let's get shit faced. And I'm like a what? I mean, that's a weird way to celebrate at all right? I mean, in all fairness, she did live to a good age, but he's, I think they said, she's like, as old as sliced bread, something like that.

Zac Saleski: 19:54

Now she saw sliced bread being invented. That's right. Yes, she saw a whole ton of things. Be

Murph: 20:00

a ton of things. I'm surprised she did not write a history book. She lived

Zac Saleski: 20:03

like all of it. She lived through all the world wars. She seen everything. Everyone's done

Murph: 20:07

like the Yo mama so old she went to school. Noah like Betty White is so old like, yeah, she's, she's like the queen like they just never think they're gonna die there because he says, I'm sure there are some men out there.

Zac Saleski: 20:23

We've got our own queen.

Murph: 20:25

Actually. I would support that for Bayway being our queen. That'd be pretty awesome.

Zac Saleski: 20:30

Well, she did now we're gonna get a new queen. Well, we can still honor her. She would male streams.

Murph: 20:41

He's definitely not that one. No, not that one.

Zac Saleski: 20:43

No bueno right now. Yeah. It's been a rough one. Yeah, it was. It's been it's been weird. I just kind of been busy working a little bit more. Doing a lot of stuff on the side. Still editing videos. I finally got around to doing the Game Day video. So to be happy with that. Alright, and yeah, that was fun.

Murph: 21:03

It was very fun. They just finally talked about it on the last podcast so it's kind of knocked out.

Zac Saleski: 21:09

I am sure everyone's like, well, this is kind of anticlimactic. Zach took his time when I was like, I'm sorry. Just kind of

Murph: 21:16

kind of making what it's,

Zac Saleski: 21:19

she's creatively kind of depleted for a couple days. I'm good. Just go get checked out. I know. Call twice. Yeah. He had Percocet or something. A ferret steroids were no. Yeah. No, did it cleans.

Murph: 21:38

Like people said it's that I don't I keep forgetting what it's called. But the whatever the the winter blues are minutes real,

Zac Saleski: 21:45

like, in Ohio. It's probably like, yeah, we've been we've been snowing

Murph: 21:49

and raining. It hasn't been I think yesterday was the highest it's been in the week and was like 30 was like the first time I walked down. I'm like, I could just wear a coat. And I walk out and I'm like, I don't want to be outside.

Zac Saleski: 22:00

I got nasty allergies last week, because like it was one day it was 12 degrees. And then the next day was like 41 Oh yeah. And then the next day was like 23 And then

Murph: 22:11

remember, Tuesday is when you get sick because your body's like it's cold. I will get ready for the cold and then it's warm time to let down your shields and cold again. You're sick. You're like son of a bitch. Right? That should have been our podcast name this sniffle brothers with how bad our sinuses are.

Zac Saleski: 22:29

Brought to you by Musa next exactly.

Murph: 22:31

I prefer I prefer shit. Why am I blanking on it now? So no, Sudafed? I finally got it. Sudafed,

Zac Saleski: 22:39

they were favorite drug Sudafed.

Murph: 22:41

They've had you buy a bunch of it you can make stronger drugs? Ooh, that's why they swipe your ID

Zac Saleski: 22:47

Do you tell Murph right

Murph: 22:49

but I prefer what really what really is smelling markers really makes up the sinuses though they can Expo a

Zac Saleski: 23:03

man some of those like the the only set a set ones.

Murph: 23:09

Oh, yeah, those are awesome. I got those ones. But those are awesome.

Zac Saleski: 23:14

I used to love our class because he's had like the cherry. Scented ones like

Murph: 23:20

see like to pop chairs. Okay, Murphy was trying to brighten the mood here.

Zac Saleski: 23:28

I'm gonna put this as in the corner. You have a podcast corner where we just put people in it for talking nonsense.

Murph: 23:33

Well, that's nonsense. It's just really bad dad jokes.

Zac Saleski: 23:38

That was gonna be that kind of podcast now.

Murph: 23:40

You knew what you signed up for? I didn't sign up for this. But you knew what happened when you volunteered me to sign up on the website? Yeah, exactly. You registered the domain name. Do we ever donated his domain name? So

Zac Saleski: 23:53

I don't know. Give a dope brick name. No, it's uh yeah, we got our own little little website thingamajig okay, but we don't have like a legitimate one that has our our fancy pictures or any other stuff like that. We don't have a whole lot we don't we just we're not there yet. Now it's just leave alone. Just drop it.

Murph: 24:14

It's funny that I asked that question or like anyone else brought it up but yeah, that's yeah, leave alone guys GS and C's ex grieving.

Zac Saleski: 24:22

kissy Murph grieving for Bob Costas.

Murph: 24:25

Exactly. I don't even know how old podcast this is. I just know he's a person that involves sports. I think it's football. school sports like yours. I can't believe it's just football but I'm not sure on that one.

Zac Saleski: 24:37

It's being a football. Wonderful. Chiefs are doing well. So there's

Murph: 24:41

no playoff game this weekend. Another one against the other

Zac Saleski: 24:45

team. Titans. The team in Buffalo. Oh, by us? Yes.

Murph: 24:50

Oh, yes. Yes, they say the bills and they just wouldn't be asked. Yeah, yes, yes. Yes. You just he said the team in Buffalo. So I thought why did you say the bills

Zac Saleski: 24:59

because I But I know how much you love Buffalo Murphy's a massive fan of Buffalo.

Murph: 25:08

I don't even know why you said that people were big. Oh, there must be a story. There's no story there's I have no I really played

Zac Saleski: 25:13

NHL pass and I always asked Murph is like I'm a buffalo he's like, I just don't like buffalo. Like why? Don't like oh, there's dirty bird. No, it's both I swear to God. Probably both of them too. Oh, yeah, there's a lot of them. Okay, see a lot

Murph: 25:28

but like, I can't say I've ever been like, Buffalo like there's just been like no. Buffalo like yeah, no, I wouldn't want to live there. No, do anybody Oh, like Yeah, like do I hate their sports teams? Like I don't hate them. I don't like them like one of those is what it is. Well, they can exist

Zac Saleski: 25:46

just see see what happened last week. Um, so for their playoff game with the Patriots. They now to be fair, the temperature supposedly was supposed to be fair to be fair, their their temperature was be negative 20 kick off with a windchill that's pretty warm for them. Sure. For Minnesota it's nothing now right? But it's like it I'll see us or Fahrenheit or Celsius. So it's like there's a couple of like headlines going around they said that tickets were actually as low as $50

Murph: 26:17

a share down as low as 20 have been funny. Continue

Zac Saleski: 26:20

to yourself go the box office. I'll give you 20 Yeah, you can get

Murph: 26:25

$1 for every degree.

Zac Saleski: 26:29

Exactly so but so that was like negative 20 that really got damaged but the MCSE and then the bottom bowl actually was is weird because they're only about 250 bucks for seats for the bottom bowl so it's like how did

Murph: 26:45

I sell out every gate I saw every game that they must cuz I had no bills mafia's crazy

Zac Saleski: 26:49

during the season they do but for some reason I think it was just so cold here like it's not even worth going out. What yeah like it was the

Murph: 26:56

bills and fans are known for like it doesn't like rain shine or negative degrees they're out there

Zac Saleski: 27:02

a I think they technically sold out by game time by kickoff but prices though but I'd say look if you look at like the the game itself, there was a bunch of empty seats towards the top, the middle part of the top end and then towards the back towards nosebleeds. It was just crazy. So like, if you guys compare that to arrowhead again, city.

Murph: 27:23

Shocker compared to arrowhead,

Zac Saleski: 27:25

even for the top end, I mean, you're probably gonna pay about 100 bucks 120 for a seat, I'm sure now it's a lot more weight when we were when my family would go there for games about 275 a seat on the bottom. And so it's like, but when you get to playoff time, 340 bucks. 500 bucks depending on it. So it just it It's wild. I could be hopefully, hopefully buffalo doesn't take it to us this week. I'll be happy with that. So great story. Thank you.

Murph: 27:58

I'm just I'm so confused how we get our Okay, no, no, I mean, you talked about

Zac Saleski: 28:02

buffalo. I talked about crazy prices, bro. That's

Murph: 28:05

fair. That you know what? That's crazy prices. My old we live in?

Zac Saleski: 28:08

I don't know. Okay, see Murph great

Murph: 28:10

COVID. And crazy prices are some peace right? Now it is funny though, that the rate that the ticket prices during playoffs get jacked up. But it's just because they know that so many people want to go it's playoff game. So it's like, yeah, they can charge you whatever you want. It's true.

Zac Saleski: 28:26

That's the best part was a lot of these NFL teams. Now. They get to a point where I'm not sure if you seen that other games. But have you guys ever watched like NFL games on TV, but there's a crap ton of amount of just other teams fans, that GG kind of stack, you know, stack in like the visitor stand, like Vizard bands that come in and just stack up and basically take over like these home home feels almost like you guys look on TV. The Chiefs have done that and I'm sure patriots wherever they go, you get these fans that kind of take over on the road and just kind of make it their own their second home field advantage. But she's actually like trying to curb that. Because they're very proud of their home atmosphere. So they actually told the Buffalo Bills, like alright, we'll give you a cap of 3500 3500 tickets. If people were pissed, I was like, There's no way you can check that.

Murph: 29:24

I said, how are they gonna enforce that? Like, show us your driver's license? Like buffalo? Gotcha. Get the fuck out of here. Like are you associated with right? Yeah, you know, and, you know, you know, some of those bills fans too are nuts. Like they'll pay crazy money so cheese fans will sell their tickets like,

Zac Saleski: 29:39

like, that's a jump through barriers.

Murph: 29:43

But, you know, on top of all the shit I'm talking about, I do respect that it is kind of nice to hear. A place that doesn't value the almighty dollar as much as homefield advantage because like true, I think I've already told the story but like, that's why I like a lot of people. So my My dad played and coached in Florida for the Panthers which is in Miami. They're called the Florida Panthers, but they're in Miami. Yeah. Florida has two hockey teams. So it's funny that the Panthers are dedicated the Florida Panthers and then Tampa Bay is Tampa Bay Lightning. But anyway, so it's in Miami. So the second state, my dad at the Panthers was coaching. And that was when I don't know if I was in college at that time. When I was just graduated. I was just I was just on the verge. Yeah. So So anyway, so we went to go see him, I think during one of my breaks, and everyone in college, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. Why should we not spring break there? And we were such nerds in college, but didn't have the grades for it.

Zac Saleski: 30:43

The you're afraid that Debbie like Tyler? Oh, yeah. Business down here.

Murph: 30:47

Right. The point? Yeah, that's actually probably exactly what it was. But anyway, so people always are like that. They're like, Why does Miami have a hockey team? And so I found out why when the one year we went and you'd be like and you'd be watching a game and yes, just like you would all think like the my the Florida Panthers do not bring a big crowd. But what what are there are a lot of in Florida, or as they call winter birds, which are people from Canada and New York that come to Florida for their condos during the winter to escape the horrible winters up here. So what are one of the things they want to do when they're down here? Go watch a hockey game. So when the Rangers Canadians, Maple Leafs and islanders I think I think those are the those the first three i said i remember but the islanders maybe were like they come into town. And I kid you not you be at the game watching. And it was like just their fans like they like literally it was like now of course they still didn't sell out the rink, but it would be like a hole or bowls filled 90% of the more the way fans.

Zac Saleski: 32:00

He was going there just to cool off, right? But like

Murph: 32:04

So the big thing a Montreal because they're French Canadians is they like to do the ole chant. And so I like they were playing the Panthers were playing Montreal, and I shit you not after every goal at Ole chant would go and it literally felt like you're in Montreal, just everyone was saying Ole. And then it got so bad that even the ticket sales ads would be like, hey Munch, and this is a during a Panthers. Be like hey, Montreal Canadian fans, your Canadians will be back in Florida at this time. Get your tickets and I'm like, where am I? Like I'm in Florida. Why am I like lightweight? And I was oh my gosh, it was crazy. Catering to it. Yeah. Catering. And then they would like and then like it was same thing when we saw Toronto play like there'd be Toronto fans and then they would like put up on the big screen they'd be like Toronto fans, your your Maple Leafs will be back this time and this time, so get tickets and you're like you knew that was the only thing keeping them afloat was the OA settler was when what await teams come in? She said my dad claimed which I believe this is that's why they would schedule those opponents in Florida at that time, because they know the winter birds would be there to buy tickets in the NHL was Carol pushing for the Miami market. So now they're doing actually really well. So I think the fans are kind of back at the building. But yeah, it was really I was actually there's a really funny picture on the internet. Like one of their home openers. They had like 10 people show up. And this was like before COVID So Lily, just no one wanted to go watch the game. It was bad. It was really bad. So yeah, like it's holy.

Zac Saleski: 33:38

How that was like the other year there. They were making that playoff push. Yeah, I'll never forget it. And I just I was just curious to see like, I was like, looking at like numbers and seeing where the tendency is. Especially really these markets because NHL wants to push Oh, yeah. Certain markets so hard. They wanted to work. Yeah, because a TV money is He that's ridiculous. So I even during the playoff push, I think I looked at it. I think I think Florida was like, third or fourth from bottom on attendance throughout the season. So it's like, yeah, Damn, it's bad. It's really bad. And then like, if you compared it to like Columbus, it's always funny because it kind of it's all depends on the year they're having it's having a good year usually the top end they're having a bad year. The bottom half Yeah. So it's they're very wishy washy, right.

Murph: 34:25

And I think too and I feel in football is probably the same. I also think the people that like run the league's as well as like the TV, like, they don't want to go to these areas. Like I had a buddy that was like a runner for like, NBC or something when the Blue Jackets made a push. Yeah, I think he overheard a few of them and they're like, more like we're in. We're in Columbus, and then I got to go to fucking Pittsburgh. And basically, they're like, you know, they want to be in Florida. They want to be in Vegas. They want to be in California. So I think that's why they push some of these teams because they're like, We don't want like we want to go to warm, nice environment. It also probably attracts players because I think they said, I think they said basketball was having that problem or was like some players were like, I'd rather go play in Europe than Milwaukee. Like things like that. Like it was like, so I have a feeling to walk there. Yeah, yeah. But at least a beer is good, right? Cream city. What always gets me Hey, actually okay. Yeah, I forgot I did have a question for you. Oh, yeah. Why doesn't the NFL ever have third jerseys? I think they rarely have them. Like I very rarely see them. Like, I feel like it's just kind of the same jerseys they come into the league with and they never switch them up.

Zac Saleski: 35:36

Oh, they're doing it now. They're starting to i, man, they, for some reason, they it's very common traditional thing where they prefer to do a Home and Away jersey. Yep. And like every sport. Yeah. So they kind of prefer to stay within those two realms, and that it's a very traditional sport like that. Oh, God. Damn. It goes a category

Murph: 36:03

just like right here. So keep looking thinking she's gonna be like, Yeah, me. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 36:08

So. Oh, God. Thank you. Thank you.

Murph: 36:13

I think you need a feed or something. Or you do. Oh, no, she's in heat.

Zac Saleski: 36:17

No, no, she just she feeling lonely. Now. That's a heat. But nah. Okay, that's helping something.

Murph: 36:29

But what's lonely? Why, like, what's that mean? Then?

Zac Saleski: 36:31

She wants to have human companionship, which she can't get to hear. She knows. I'm busy. Okay.

Murph: 36:36

Anyway. All right.

Zac Saleski: 36:38

We die. There you go. Yeah, there you go. Cat.

Murph: 36:40

We've solved cats.

Zac Saleski: 36:42

Welcome to the cat Podcast. I'm Zack Canadian

Murph: 36:45

hockey colts and cats. No more football.

Zac Saleski: 36:48

We're cats as a hobby. Right? You know, we dabble into that.

Murph: 36:52

Now, you know it's a pretty solid musical.

Zac Saleski: 36:54

Anyways for

Murph: 36:56

me, oh, whisper where I can tell you

Zac Saleski: 36:59

as Murph was talking about Jesus, I can't even continue on this. About their jerseys like they're they're starting to do the color rush stuff now. Color what color rush What's that basis? A third jersey? It's all this they call it? Yeah, so like if you seen the bangles, the white got jerseys it's called Color rush.

Murph: 37:17

Okay, yeah. Sounds like a group of gay people running that shoe. Color Ah, yeah. All right. Anyway good to

Zac Saleski: 37:25

know it's I mean, I guess you can kind of people like to do that the home jerseys the way jerseys and like to mix like the way top of the, you know, like a home pants. They'll they'll kind of intermingle those, but I don't know, it's you don't really see a whole lot of throwbacks unless it's like a special occasion, maybe like the 50th anniversary. Also, they

Murph: 37:49

do have throwbacks. They have throwbacks. It's like it's just a white jersey with a patch. And that's nice.

Zac Saleski: 37:55

Well, some teams are more much better with it than others. I think at the beginning of every season, they always have to check with the NFL is like alright, we want to do this for a special occasion and have to get okayed by NFL. I don't know why. Oh, man. So that's why you see like the Packers with the old style like packers jerseys every now and then. Or the Eagles.

Murph: 38:16

I guess at the end of the day, the football jerseys, like unlike hockey, it's like they don't really have much of a crust or anything on it. So

Zac Saleski: 38:21

yeah, like but they just talked about this as begin the season where they're going to start to bring back like the throwback helmets. Oh, cool. So would they think that their throwback like uniforms could come back in the next couple of years? For the cheetahs, it doesn't really matter. Yeah. Cuz like we were the Houston Texans are the Dallas Texas My bad. So we were we were kind of that whole thing. So it doesn't really fit us. Wait,

Murph: 38:46

so Dallas had two teams, right? Yeah, the Texans and the Cowboys.

Zac Saleski: 38:50

Yep. I know that. Yeah. And we were both played at the Cotton Bowl for a few years and then they are basically fighting over TV rights. There are two different leagues.

Murph: 38:59

Oh, I don't know why I don't remember seeing that because at the end of that history Football Hall of Fame was so massive I guess that's what she said was so massive that I don't remember seeing that but okay, cool. So

Zac Saleski: 39:11

massive. He doesn't remember exactly. But yeah, so it's the chiefs were basically tenants there the Cotton Bowl with the cowboys and then oh man, they basically cow was in a winning gotcha the battle to the TV contracts with NFL Yeah. Then then the Chiefs you know the brand new league you know, they basically like we can't handle to team so next you know that's where the the name the Chiefs comes from because of the the mayor the time we can't city atrial Bartel very racist to do No, no, no, they just call him the chief because he was a big deal. He's in charge is kind of it was called. And also to He's also involved in local boy scouts. Nice. So yeah, so he, he reached out I think Yeah, that's the only thing that's only a Native American. So he reached out and said, Hey, we want American football team be great to have you on the moped so nice.

Murph: 40:09

That's kind of how that works. Ah, cool. Did not know that. That's awesome. Really, really unfortunate question, but side note, I guess. What do you think? Yes. What do you think like cotton is going to be almost viewed as something they need to change. Oh my god, with all the history behind that, you know, you know someone's gonna come up and be like, I'm not offended. You know, you know, he used to pick cotton back in the day and be like, Oh, gosh.

Zac Saleski: 40:35

You see, I love Tik Tok. We thought the cat but there's this. Oh, I think it's a team in Texas. I think it's high school team.

Murph: 40:44

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Zac Saleski: 40:46

It's like whoa. Oh, like

Murph: 40:49

Oh, they got away. Well, I guess this is in Texas. And like, they don't care in Texas. But like, yeah, I got a wall.

Zac Saleski: 40:55

It's a bad. And like, there's like a basketball gym. It's like, all basically just if you look around the gym is just like, the signage is everywhere. And the comment section is unbelievable. People are like, wait, you can get away with that. What? It's like what the hell's going on?

Murph: 41:15

Right? Yeah, you see this guy like, you see this kid dribbling a ball? And then he like runs by the logo. You see cotton picker? He's like, uh, whoa. Oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, it's 2022 You can't do that. Oh, but even I know that's like come on. Like come on, man. Come on, you know

Zac Saleski: 41:33

I don't know one of these days right? Hope there she goes roll here

Murph: 41:37

all right, my jacket right okay. Well, Washington Football Club ever changes that you think that's gonna stay forever?

Zac Saleski: 41:43

No change though. Dan. Daniel sign likes to do things on his own terms. So he'll find no League

Murph: 41:50

has to approve it somehow.

Zac Saleski: 41:52

Yeah, but you'll This is what a lot of teams will do I guarantee you they're probably looking at this the they'll definitely they'll definitely probably leak one or two or three names and see how public reacts to it. And then because I already there day one was a generals or something like that. I don't know commandos generals I don't know some but they released one day and because they they released the URL signup page, okay for the football team. And so they thought that was a team name. It sounds like well, I kept thinking maybe they're just kind of holding off. They want to see public opinion and see how things go. No, it's still gonna be weird anyway.

Murph: 42:37

She's gonna scratch it my coat by the way that's a nice coat okay, I'm just making sure that her some cracking noises and I'm like that's got

Zac Saleski: 42:43

that's her back. Okay.

Murph: 42:47

Well, I got it right. Well, my vote will be I would like to see them become the Sentinels Yes, you get that reference? Yes, there you go. Nice placements Oh, yeah. Oh, well. Yes, we need to get that going now at a movie hashtag sentinels bring them bring them the NFL pa I want Keanu Reeves under center ready to throw some ready throw some pick sixes he threw a lot of interceptions.

Zac Saleski: 43:13

pushed us Falco when I was ready Sugar Bowl sugar walls

Murph: 43:21

and those are still sugar bowl. Yeah. Okay. Look like I've never heard about that anymore.

Zac Saleski: 43:26

No, because the playoffs Gotcha. So always

Murph: 43:29

there's always the Orange Bowl Rose Bowl was like top two Hatton bowl on and then I guess sugar eggs used to be those four by duck I never hear anyone playing the

Zac Saleski: 43:40

show Don't you forget about the toast Tito's Fiesta Bowl

Murph: 43:42

eat I thought that really changed. Yeah, so don't worry. They always changed now based on this pause like GoDaddy bowl and I'm actually shocked we don't have a Pornhub bowl yet but

Zac Saleski: 43:56

you see over the barstool they had their own bowl yeah spotter easy and like and they were making a play for like some of the top teams for and obviously no one wanted to be a part of it now. But it just it was so funny and they actually end up turning down Miami ironically.

Murph: 44:13

Oh are by May of Ohio. Yeah, that's hilarious. So barstool would do that.

Zac Saleski: 44:18

Because it came down the last few last few teams and I think Miami was on the list and like all my Miami

Murph: 44:26

was like, say we have a computer we can Google it. But we can't Murph okay.

Zac Saleski: 44:30

It's just this is a computer just for show notes.

Murph: 44:34

just for show no dough. No, no the dough

Zac Saleski: 44:38

bars still bowl bowl game. Arizona bowl. Oh, I forgot about that. They even let

Murph: 44:49

White or the resemble a canceled.

Zac Saleski: 44:52

They get canceled. I did. Oh yeah.

Murph: 44:55

Oh yeah. Boise State. Central

Zac Saleski: 44:58

also It was a It didn't get canceled data move. It was central Michigan's game that got their bowl game that got canceled. I think I was the one ironically the Idaho Oh, I thought they could remember Central Michigan cuz I remember watching the game Central Michigan was in another bowl game but the team the team back down because a COVID Yeah, I think

Murph: 45:21

it was still in Arizona because they basically just gone a bus and drove to Tucson.

Zac Saleski: 45:25

He Oh yeah. So they actually drove down. Yeah, to Tucson and then I remember this because Central Michigan was supposed to be in a bowl game that if they want it, it would have been like the team would have got maybe $200,000 Just for winning. Oh, yeah. Okay, but then it was like oh shit. I think the game they end up joining anyway. Was it this one? This month in the game?

Murph: 45:50

You're canceled? Maybe it wasn't? No, no, I don't see parcel canceling a football game.

Zac Saleski: 45:57

Just watch what I'm saying bro. Google it then. That's why I'm saying it'll

Murph: 46:01

have Mac ice.

Zac Saleski: 46:04

i Oh, no, I think was the team that backed out. All State San Jose State and then I think when the teams I was in the are supposed to play Central Michigan, Boise State. That's one of the teams supposed to play though. I can't remember it. Yeah, they backed out. Because they're supposed to be in this game. They only paid him 200 grand. Then they go this other bowl game because they're like, oh, we need a team right now. How bright you guys are interested in like hell, yeah. Okay. I think they ended up winning or something. And it was like, they end up winning like over a million dollars for the program just CI because they won the game. Wow. So it's like, Jesus, yo,

Murph: 46:45

yo, Barstow was worth that much.

Zac Saleski: 46:47

Well, this this is the one so there's only like 200,000 They got it was pretty, pretty low for bowl game. I'll take 200,000 Yeah, but matching for whole programs like

Murph: 46:59

Yeah, yeah, basically like enough crazy donors though. And it's like, you know, let

Zac Saleski: 47:04

me see you have enough to refurbish your helmet that's about it. Really cost that much. Helmets here shoulder pads, probably a couple 1000 10s of 1000s just for that.

Murph: 47:14

Okay, that's fair. Okay. And then Well, the good news is if you got boosters, you know they cover the rest

Zac Saleski: 47:22

nobody likes you booster

Murph: 47:23

Right? Or nowadays the they tuition just go up and they put that money into that to make more money so

Zac Saleski: 47:30

Exactly. Shuffle some money.

Murph: 47:32

You know, this sounds like some pretty criminal stuff. That's pretty good here.

Zac Saleski: 47:35

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Miami does all the time. Yeah, buddy. Oh, yeah. But I'll tell you why.

Murph: 47:39

I saw they just built a new all Miko. Yeah, we went from when I went there. Our dean was saying that he wasn't getting paid to now they're building. What was it? Like? It's something metas medical related, like building and I'm just like, oh my gosh, yeah, that's just crazy medical,

Zac Saleski: 47:55

like audiology, or some body ology partly.

Murph: 47:59

I think it's also supposed to also be here in the like, hearing loss department. So I was like, well, this function what

Zac Saleski: 48:05

everyone is saying, Billy go ah. Sorry,

Murph: 48:11

cheese, everyone. It's kind of funny. But also I feel kind of

Zac Saleski: 48:15

icy I'd test is on Tuesday.

Murph: 48:17

Ah, awful as a human being. But there's these two funny guys on Tik Tok that are deaf. And people just ask them questions. Like, it'll be like, how do you know if your pizza is delivered? No, no, it is so funny how they open up with like, the one guy will print attendees, the pizza guy, the other guy will just be you know, himself being deaf, shows up sleeping on the couch. The guy's like knocking on the door like, hello. Oh, no one's answering. And he just walks in, sits there starts eating pizza and the other guy comes out of nowhere like

Zac Saleski: 48:47

what she does.

Murph: 48:51

And then what I love at the end is like, they're basically like, Guys, you're idiots. Like that's like they will call us. We'll tell them we're deaf. And they'll call like, they'll text us and let us know that pizza's here. Or he's like, or we have something run up to our doorbell that when they hit it, like light shine that we see. And we know there's someone at the door like it was just hilarious. Wow. Although the other one will be like how do you get each other's attention from distance? Like yeah, like, people yell at each other like, hello, like, what do they do? And it just, it's hilarious. Actually, you know what? Like, I love people that can make fun of their own handicaps. I couldn't, I would probably want the world to feel bad for me if I had one. But I love how people do that. Like, it's awesome. That makes me have faith in humanity. It's so good.

Zac Saleski: 49:35

That's it. So yeah, right. It makes me feel good. The fact that they can laugh at it. All right, like he drew not crossing a line now. Because you're like, hey, they're basically welcoming you to that line. Like I

Murph: 49:47

will just make it just so much easier to be comfortable. Whereas some people so yeah, just can't do it sometimes. Yeah, it's just yep, yep. Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, I'm just gonna leave it there. Yep. Just gonna leave They're like we haven't been canceled yes it was gonna leave it there

Zac Saleski: 50:03

well if you have to listen to us to be canceled

Murph: 50:05

your apps good point we have you know some I tell you what

Zac Saleski: 50:09

we had a listener from France oh and a few he a few more from I'm sure same person from Canada but I was like hey slowly are building on

Murph: 50:22

a sort of hate group it probably much on Maple glaze

Zac Saleski: 50:28

by a bunch of people from hail Fred it feels like I'm I'm done with

Murph: 50:32

I still think you might have dominated the name because people are probably joining like, they're going to talk about sweets and things like that and like what the fuck is this talking about random shit. Oh and label a guy has no idea what he's talking about like?

Zac Saleski: 50:46

Yeah, it's just um, I just want to know how long you have to keep my Bundt cake in the damn. Damn oven. I did say euphemism? No. You're at a buck.

Murph: 51:01

Yeah, they're awesome. Okay, there we go. Nothing. bundt cakes. Great name.

Zac Saleski: 51:05

Oh, yeah, right. What a name. What

Murph: 51:07

did I know? That place is awesome. You've been there?

Zac Saleski: 51:10

No, but it'd be a hell of a podcast. No, no, it's

Murph: 51:13

an actual place for Oh, that makes bundt cakes. It's nothing bundt cakes. Damn, right. Sometimes you gotta love the world. Some people when

Zac Saleski: 51:21

Oh, when are these people in their pawns on game is like it's actually like,

Murph: 51:25

I'm happy to be alive right now because the fun game is strong right now. puns for myths.

Zac Saleski: 51:30

Like, like, you're good at making puns. Oh, you're

Murph: 51:34

dominating like you're just see automatically. Yeah, you're just it's dropsy. You're dropping store name left and right. Exactly. You just name names that you can just sit in

Zac Saleski: 51:43

a room. Yeah, make up on names and then make your money be fine.

Murph: 51:46

That's it. Yep, man. Right. trademark that shit your good key matches

Zac Saleski: 51:50

like making money off that every year. I made that shit up. Put it down. I want super cool money on that. What the hell would that kind of money? Super cool money. thing. Yeah,

Murph: 52:06

you want to spell that?

Zac Saleski: 52:07

Reci SP Z. O C Al.

Murph: 52:11

Okay, sounds good.

Zac Saleski: 52:12

I don't know. All right. Welcome to Just want to give you shed the spelling corner right? Murph,

Murph: 52:19

welcome welcome to Maple glaze words. Whoo hoo grab a dictionary and start going about your thesaurus guys. Is it is it weird I kind of hope now the spelling bee kind of UPS their ante and instead of like a bell to use an air horn when you get it wrong. Or be alert right? Just spell you'll be like

Zac Saleski: 52:43

like as soon as a like yes misspelled

Murph: 52:48

get all the fucking stage loser. Oh, God. When you get home your parents gonna beat you for not setting the dictionary one more

Zac Saleski: 52:54

time. Yeah. Or no? There no second chances in life right? Sit down this world

Murph: 53:01

sucks have fun kid.

Zac Saleski: 53:04

Civil Saul congrats. You're a loser. was salty is dude. He was like running it to like,

Murph: 53:10

they made it what was it? Jason Bateman was in a movie like that right? What it called bad it was called bad words. Oh, yeah. All the nation still Spelling Bee and he did it. No, like hilarious. Geez. I can't actually I always forget how funny Jason Bateman could be like he doesn't seem like it but he's he's good. Like yeah, yeah. Russ development guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Chip. Oh, bless you. Thank you. I never watched that. Yeah, RS development never watched it but I think that's blasphemy what you just did there by the way, but that's fine. Bless you.

Zac Saleski: 53:45

You there sir.

Murph: 53:46

To the devil says cheese. Welcome to the Bible Belt. Bible Belt. Well, Maple ways Bible Belt how

Zac Saleski: 53:54

you what? How many? I guess I almost want to look it up. How many Bible Belt podcasts there are? Oh my gosh, it's got to be Oh

Murph: 54:05

666

Zac Saleski: 54:08

Correct. All official count 667

Murph: 54:21

A loser ever dropping one?

Zac Saleski: 54:25

Well, this one they don't have it posted two years. All right. Oh my gosh. That's so funny. It's like, it's like, you want to say it? Like how many sports podcasts are named trash talk. Jeez, I mean, there's like,

Murph: 54:44

everybody's everyone's got something to say from the bench. So I'm gonna say myself included. Yes. Hey,

Zac Saleski: 54:51

it's a nice bench. The nice bench cushions the Toshi?

Murph: 54:54

Yeah, it's always gave me splinters in your ass. Nice. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 54:57

See? Nice, nice, comfortable badge that's all we need some alcohol and water. Geez, welcome

Murph: 55:05

right now welcome

Zac Saleski: 55:07

brand new special

Murph: 55:08

by the way please would you ever do this I saw that they say some of these footboard switching subjects again right oh they see some of these football games get so cold they drink soup on the sideline would you do that soup? Yeah to keep them warm which makes no sense to me. Soup. Yeah. Like chicken broth

Zac Saleski: 55:26

I can see like warm chicken broth or something but I don't know.

Murph: 55:31

Oh, I'm not talking like it's like a Yeah, creamy tomato or something souffle Cream of Mushroom just like it's like chicken alfredo on the side. Like there you go. Like here's some cream get some like

Zac Saleski: 55:43

it's a clam chowder. Yeah, like really stupid. We're playing some of the most very bass shit. I want to puke.

Murph: 55:51

Like I crank clam chowder the slackline for you,

Zac Saleski: 55:54

bro. Authentic. I couldn't even like larious I couldn't even imagine just downing stuff like that. Like even if it's just like random like just broth like more broth just pounding that I it's, it's too much sodium and like it comes Oh, sit in your stomach. It's like why? Why would you do their

Murph: 56:12

segment to keep warm? Like, can you just give them like hot water or like, yeah, just like, I don't know, like a hand warmer or the heat lamps like I don't let but I'm

Zac Saleski: 56:22

not even sure like what they do. Usually some guys are like very impartial to cold. So they'll just, you know, they'll be fine. I know. Some dudes will actually like, sometimes tape, hand warmers inside of their shoulder pads to kind of keep themselves somewhat control.

Murph: 56:38

Yeah. You said the one podcast I don't know football does but I know they said hockey players will take a cold shower. It sucks. But they like I guess was like, you know, get your body heat up before

Zac Saleski: 56:49

I worked. So yeah.

Murph: 56:50

Do you think they'll ever get away from outdoor gay outdoor stadiums? Like, I honestly see the drive and I kind of like that, but I feel like they're just somebody who's going to get someone's gonna die. Like it's gonna happen. But like, I feel bad, but you've got fans that are getting drunker and stupider as the years go on through. And then football players are getting like, leaner and like, you know, like they just stopped handling. That's,

Zac Saleski: 57:17

um, or I could see it going. Man. I think movie areas. Oh, that movie. They kind of hinted towards this a little bit. And it wouldn't

Murph: 57:28

surprise me. I feel like I watched it as a great start of starship traverse. Oh, yeah. Okay, the very

Zac Saleski: 57:33

beginning the movie they they did sound like that where they were playing like, it's way in the future. So they're showing. It's pretty much arena football, but

Murph: 57:40

it's normal. Yeah.

Zac Saleski: 57:41

Yeah. So it's kind of like that. I could see it going that direction.

Murph: 57:46

Okay, they like the Cowboys have an indoor stadium. The Rams? Like so many of them have them. Yeah. And I think they're kind of proving that you don't have to have outdoor stadiums at all that's so nice. You realize like, it's so cold. And it's like a matter of time before before owners are like, Let's build an indoor stadium. So we can have fans in all year round. So yeah,

Zac Saleski: 58:05

it's it's getting the point out to where it's like. And I think a couple of you will point this out pretty well. It's like where they're gonna start to cap out like how many people they're going to be in this indoor type of facility. Because now it's like, you know, our our internet services are always so much faster now. It's getting to a point where I could see like 30 40,000 seater stadiums and be like, alright, it's fun, loving deal. And then everything might be just indoors from from then on. So I could see something like that. And then you probably would see walls on the sidelines potentially because people just want to see collisions. Silly

Murph: 58:41

you think you're like It's like boards and boards though and

Zac Saleski: 58:45

not exactly like arena but if you could see something of that nature possibly.

Murph: 58:51

See, that would be weird. I could maybe understand it inside but like changing the field just seems weird to me.

Zac Saleski: 58:57

They would alter in some way because I think what's going to happen you see dudes like run on the sideline. Yeah. And if you see where the guys sit on the on the benches Yeah, that Eric gets really slick with your with your cleats. So they're going to try to prevent a lot of those injuries. So they may try to keep them within field of play like that. So it's like I could see something like that. They probably can try to you know, have more collisions in the open field.

Murph: 59:27

What's the question I understand is why don't they just have grass in those areas? Why did they lay down that tarp or whatever like that, like the weird part? I don't understand that.

Zac Saleski: 59:37

I think could be landscaping things I think I think it just looks good on the sideline. Honestly. I think you can just kind of find a different material

Murph: 59:45

you can like me but that's it. It's funny that you see those guys rooting for a sideline and then you see him hit that thing and just completely like someone stepping on nice Bambi just slip off and I'm like, they're wearing good cleats like keep that grass or just make that turf or something. What's

Zac Saleski: 59:59

like Joshua I think what that oh damn, I think when chiefs were in Buffalo, like a year ago or something, he ran towards sideline almost, if, luckily, there's a couple of chiefs there to kind of keep them up. But he was slipping and I swear, no one was there to pick them up, he probably would have blown out his ACL or something. Like, that's kind of what happened to Jimmy Garoppolo a little bit years ago. So it's like, it's it's an insurance thing. Guys don't want to lose her. The teens don't wanna lose their future. cubies and

Murph: 1:00:28

it makes sense, especially as you're writing so hard for a sideline, you can't stop quick. You're gonna have to run into

Zac Saleski: 1:00:33

Yeah, all those dudes run out. Yeah. Not fun. Like, I definitely could happen. The future is weird,

Murph: 1:00:42

right? I'm sure Oh, hardly, you can predict. Monsieur de zodiac signs. Let's use that. Excellent. You have all the answers all in

Zac Saleski: 1:00:51

right today.

Murph: 1:00:52

Then you know when the moon and the

Zac Saleski: 1:00:55

moon what was that? What was that a Jamaican woman that used to always be on TV. They used to always uh she wanted like to tell your future.

Murph: 1:01:07

I didn't watch that TV. Apparently. That was like an infomercial. I don't know.

Zac Saleski: 1:01:11

Like come in. I call it I'll tell you your future. Like oh my god. Nope. Oh, I got nothing. Not too

Murph: 1:01:19

far back. We have too far back. I guess I have no idea. I guess you could Google if you really want to know but oh my god computer is for show.

Zac Saleski: 1:01:26

It is. We don't do anything on it. No, we just look at it. Yep. It's it's nice. Says computer. No, I remember. Oh,

Murph: 1:01:36

I'm curious. We're gonna Google here. So we got TV. We like TV like Jamaican psychic.

Zac Saleski: 1:01:43

Ooh, TV Jamaican psychic.

Murph: 1:01:46

Oh, okay. You're welcome.

Zac Saleski: 1:01:48

Thank you, Murph butcher that can make a telephone call cut to make in psychic. Let's see Miss Cleo.

Murph: 1:01:58

Oh my god. It's Cleo.

Zac Saleski: 1:02:01

Man. Geez, that we way back in the day. I remember.

Murph: 1:02:07

You can tell by the still shots Holy crap.

Zac Saleski: 1:02:10

This woman was out of her mind. She used to make a killing

Murph: 1:02:14

Yes 90 CD Dear lord. I

Zac Saleski: 1:02:16

thought a years later that they the company made a killing off people. Basically, they would just keep you online and then they're all their money. But it's just it's, it's up there. Everyone's heard about George Lopez. But I remember this stuff being late. And I was like, Oh, come call now. It's like, I'll tell you your future or your if you have any questions about your love life. I'll give it to you to

Murph: 1:02:37

their loved questions. Where it's like,

Zac Saleski: 1:02:39

oh my god. uncover the truth for free. Great. Yeah, everything's for free. Tony man. experienced this for free. Oh, damn, it's a deal. Jeez.

Murph: 1:02:51

How did they like what do they audition for that? Like, do you find that person? The very

Zac Saleski: 1:02:55

question, right? People we can't put your finger on it.

Murph: 1:03:01

I'm a psychic. And I predicted that I will get this job. You're hired. Got it. Got it. But you slide bastard.

Zac Saleski: 1:03:12

Got them? Geez. But now it's it's weird, man. How are we going to get out of these January blues now?

Murph: 1:03:21

Let's have a podcast. We just did one right. Did we? This was a rough What am I gonna lie? I feel like of all the ones we've done. This was probably one of our worst.

Zac Saleski: 1:03:32

We feel empty inside. I do a little bit. It's called a hookup Murph, your Lord bless.

Murph: 1:03:39

Man, we've been doing it wrong this whole time. Like,

Zac Saleski: 1:03:41

wow, let's go to other people's houses. Just do podcasts, I guess.

Murph: 1:03:45

Yeah, I know, just for myself out for podcasts. Sorry, but it's a thing.

Zac Saleski: 1:03:51

It's like, wow. January sucks. I tell you.

Murph: 1:03:57

It does. It does, as I said, just working and watching hockey and we're not coaching men's league and not coaching. And yeah, this is like just coasting. Yeah, God, we're spirits, all the highs of the holidays and all the cool stuff. And now she's back to normal.

Zac Saleski: 1:04:14

It's amazing how like, how much you just hit a wall with it. After holidays. Good lord.

Murph: 1:04:21

Also to pray doesn't help that it's the start of the new years. They're like, you start thinking about all the stuff you got to do. So it's like taxes and it's like, you know, for work. But yeah, it's worth. Everyone always asked that. What are your goals? Were 2022 And I'm like, make more money. I don't know. Like, I hate that survive like I like Yeah, right. Like, not punch you in the face. I don't know. Like, what do you plan? I don't plan that far ahead. Yeah, I find when I plan that far ahead. I just disappoint myself then life sucks. So I just choose not exactly yeah, you know, just under the radar.

Zac Saleski: 1:05:00

I find that if I don't have any goals that I won't let myself down. Exactly. So I just keep it live and I'm happy. Like, wow, go such a great outlook. It's

Murph: 1:05:10

such a great look. This guy gets it right. You know, they say you shoot for the stars land on the moon, but the way I see it is you're still in space. You still digs no oxygen. So it's like, just stay on Earth. live longer.

Zac Saleski: 1:05:23

realist man. That's the kind of people I hang out with. Exactly. That's just just the realist. Art man. Hell, hell no. Hell with that. Yeah, right. I got no McConaughey that may end up in a different universe. Still

Murph: 1:05:39

haven't seen that movie? You haven't? Oh, I still haven't seen it.

Zac Saleski: 1:05:42

It's a total.

Murph: 1:05:43

I know. I hear like, yeah. I don't know about that. That weird, artsy future stuff I don't always get into.

Zac Saleski: 1:05:50

It's a good it's, it's, uh,

Murph: 1:05:53

well, that was interstellar writers. I didn't see that one either. Okay,

Zac Saleski: 1:05:56

all you want to see, I sent it vocally. But Interstellar. It's, I have to watch like four or five times just to really understand, like, different I'm out. Like to know, because it's so it's so multi layered. And it's like, they end up on different planets. And like, Oh, if you aren't here for 10 minutes, in our time, like, you're here for like, 30 you know, 13 years. And you're just like trying to

Murph: 1:06:21

process that kind of realistically do what's called like, light years or something like that they call it where it's like, that's what they say is like the tricky part about like, sending people to Mars that takes so long so it'd be many years.

Zac Saleski: 1:06:34

Well, like the more time you spend on the planet, it's different timeframes are so it's like, like that whole talk about

Murph: 1:06:40

daylight savings time.

Zac Saleski: 1:06:42

But like that whole it's so weird, because there's certain scenes, you know, they're doing their thing and you're just like trying to process that in your mind like, damn, boy if I really Inception shit. Double inception, right. Double Rainbow.

Murph: 1:06:55

Double inception. Your mind has just been blocked by inception. non consensual a.

Unknown: 1:07:02

Bone. You're welcome.

Murph: 1:07:06

Baby. This is inception.

Zac Saleski: 1:07:07

This podcast Inception braid. She says

Murph: 1:07:11

geez, what do we what are we eating doughnuts and testing? Those have been promised free donuts

Zac Saleski: 1:07:20

Well, now you want donuts after you know eating yourself to death was a German stuff.

Murph: 1:07:24

Exactly. I always abused my body in Multan many ways.

Zac Saleski: 1:07:29

Well, just be fine. Boy,

Murph: 1:07:33

man, good times. Good times. Why are these winter blues?

Zac Saleski: 1:07:37

I know. It's really sucks almost right. It's hopefully that's people people always joke with us about Ohio. But I'm like, I'm telling you

Murph: 1:07:46

this is when it's true. Ohio. It's it's like it's not a lot to do places close early. Like it just especially COVID to is made things worse. Like, yeah, like we

Zac Saleski: 1:07:56

were still in pre COVID hours. Yeah, it's really

Murph: 1:07:59

like, yeah, you'd be like looking to go for a date night on Saturday, and I'll bake everyone's having dinner from five to seven. And the places are closed by nine or 10. You're like, if you're like, well, Murph, that's three hours. I'm like, it just it's just weird. It's still weird. Like, yeah, like sometimes you want to do a movie and dinner and like, I don't know if we have enough time. Like, exactly like, it's crazy.

Zac Saleski: 1:08:18

You can downtown Columbus is it's, it's pretty rough. Like around here. Everything kind of shuts down to like eight or nine.

Murph: 1:08:25

But it makes sense. These are like neighborhoods, you know, a lot of families and stuff like that makes sense. But when you go into this city, and it's like, I'm sure people in Europe are like, I'm from a small town that happens all the time. But it's just like, literally, you go into the city where you expect to find things to do. And it's like, if you're not partying hard, then there's nothing to do and you're like, wow,

Zac Saleski: 1:08:42

it's it's still bad even even there's like gyms and local places around here. They're like, you know, we're still on pre COVID hours, or COVID hours, whatever it is. So now they're everyone's like, yeah, they're still trying to figure out when they want to switch it over. I don't know.

Murph: 1:08:57

But yeah, who's who's making that call? No one knows. I hear in Europe their cars gonna start relaxing some of the stuff so

Zac Saleski: 1:09:04

that's why I heard Yep.

Murph: 1:09:06

Yeah. Finally fun stuff. Congrats, Europe, you figured it out.

Zac Saleski: 1:09:09

It was a Spain or one of the countries you're like, alright, just we're gonna let's just kind of work our way through it. All right. We got to make some money businesses are dying. The

Murph: 1:09:18

hell right? What two years? Of course.

Zac Saleski: 1:09:23

But it's COVID G's saw Austria today. They're like, we're gonna mandatory vaccinate everybody. I was like, Whoa, and check. Did that to Czech Republic is not surprised me.

Murph: 1:09:33

Yeah, I've heard I've heard a few. Those countries are kind of doing that. Now.

Zac Saleski: 1:09:35

I know that you go to like the Mediterranean countries like Southern Europe or like hell's wrong with you. Just go outside, man. Get some sunshine, water. Some seaweed, man. Right.

Murph: 1:09:49

Better training and olive oil has all the things we need.

Zac Saleski: 1:09:53

The Greeks are they've been partying the whole time. They don't care, right? Well, they're overtired super early. Exactly. The all retired 31 Yeah. You're moving to

Murph: 1:10:01

Greece. Exactly. for retirement and full time podcast

Zac Saleski: 1:10:07

we're gonna glaze in Greek

Murph: 1:10:09

I don't know how to say it in Greek but there you go.

Zac Saleski: 1:10:12

Oh my god I love Greece

Murph: 1:10:14

can't find pizza just Greek food just Greek Express

Zac Saleski: 1:10:17

it's not gonna say a journey other than Italy oh no

Murph: 1:10:24

I believe you're right i don't know i haven't been either

Zac Saleski: 1:10:26

was our brains are fried leave us alone yeah we checked out right while ago

Murph: 1:10:30

like pretty sure I checked out like an hour and four minutes ago

Zac Saleski: 1:10:35

though wherever that was listening to this either right

Murph: 1:10:39

oh my gosh completely burned an hour and 10 I'm not getting that back.

Zac Saleski: 1:10:44

No sorry. I

Murph: 1:10:47

should have this shit happens all right. Be prepared man. Like have something for us. Oh, that's your job. Yeah, get us pumped up here for this stuff.

Zac Saleski: 1:10:56

Me. Tell me the height man.

Murph: 1:10:59

You're the height man.

Zac Saleski: 1:11:00

The cat was the height man the night thank

Murph: 1:11:02

you. Cats asleep on my jacket.

Zac Saleski: 1:11:06

She grew and herself in check. Oh, shit, boy.

Murph: 1:11:11

What a plus baggage jackets. Alright, but why don't we Why don't we How many times have we said what a what

Zac Saleski: 1:11:17

a week? That's that's why we're just like, John we're bootcut

Murph: 1:11:22

Thursday night we're done. This is how old we are 30 years old Thursday night and ramping up for the weekend we're done for the weekend. No they're text my girlfriend not doing anything this weekend. Like know

Zac Saleski: 1:11:32

where I'm gonna sleep the whole time right oh man. Well thank you guys for Thank you tuning in right yeah so if

Murph: 1:11:41

you survived this long Hey sorry Oh prize but

Zac Saleski: 1:11:44

we don't have any Bryce's got a very special prize or prizes

Murph: 1:11:47

we will do another one next week and hopefully I've energy yes yes all the energy all the cocaine what?

Zac Saleski: 1:11:53

Cocaine of energy. Ah, you guys again? If you guys have not yet make sure you guys also subscribe on Patreon only want to do that. How about with that also all the social medias? We got all of his Twitter. You name it? YouTube's

Murph: 1:12:08

some of the ones even 10 Yes mindfuck

Zac Saleski: 1:12:13

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Murph: 1:12:16

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Zac Saleski: 1:12:25

J JD works to a job on that. Yeah, Catholic. I

Murph: 1:12:29

don't think that'll work for

Zac Saleski: 1:12:30

me. Well, we'll quit selling out. Yeah, cool. Great. So we're all that anything add Murph? Ah,

Murph: 1:12:43

no, I think I think pretty much we're all wrapped up. I guess I'll just say buy merch

Zac Saleski: 1:12:47

there go on cue. See you next week.

Murph: 1:13:01

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